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CFL Thread? CFL Thread.

babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
It's the Canadian Football League!

BUT BEJ WHO CARES ABOUT THA CFL? IT'S GAY AND YUR GAY! WHAT'S THE DIF'RUNCE A'SIDE THAT CANADURR SUXX? SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!

Well dipshit:

-110 yards x 65 yards playing field, so you've got ten extra yards to go and 65 yards wide, so an extra 10 yards laterally to maneuver.
-and you have to do your 10 yards in 3 downs, not 4.
-The defense has to stay one yard back of the line of scrimmage
-Multiple recievers are allowed to be in motion, and forward motion is allowed
-12 players on the field for each team
-Only one foot has to be in bounds when recieving the ball
-the last two minutes of play they stop the clock between plays every time.

Last night Winnipeg (my boys the Blue Bombers) won their first game of the season after 3 straight losses against the Calgary Stampeders with the help of rookie Quarterback Ryan Dinwiddie (who I call "Diamond Eyes" because he has sharp eyes... that sparkle.)

Discuss.


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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    110 yards? that's not even metric

    what the hell

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008

    -the last two minutes of play they stop the clock between plays every time.

    man, fuck that.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i'll stick with the nfl

    the league with all the talented players

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Cant Fucking....Care

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Baltimore had a CFL team for a couple years before the Ravens came. We won the Grey Cup a couple of times. Then the US teams went belly up because CFL is kinda lame.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    110 yards? that's not even metric

    what the hell

    It's 100 meters. Plus some change. No way any American would watch if they had to do it in meters.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hell, i don't even watch the nfl

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    so do the players get paid in maple syrup and broken dreams?

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the cfl is an embarrassment to canada

    an even bigger one than newfoundland

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the cfl is an embarrassment to canada

    and even bigger on than newfoundland

    This post is an embarrassment.

    Also shut up I like Canada!

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  • Retarded_TurkeyRetarded_Turkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Haha, Dinwiddie is pretty awesome. The game last night was sick.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    nobody really likes canada
    it's like saying you like black people
    just lying to make yourself seem tolerant

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i bet this is canada's attempt to take football away from the us, like how we took hockey away from you guys.

    we don't even want it, but we're gonna take it anyway. you'll never see lord stanley's cup ever again.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hahaha

    racisim

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    CFL: Our Balls are Bigger.

    Because they use bigger balls.

    I don't watch football.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Warren Moon. That is the only thing I know about the CFL.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    Warren Moon. That is the only thing I know about the CFL.

    didnt Doug Flutie play up there as well?

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i'm hopeful that the alouettes will reverse their pattern of doing remarkably well in the beginning of the season and sucking in the second half
    to that end, they've started sucking in the first half instead

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hahaha

    racisim

    the only -ism i believe in
    well, that and anything masochism

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hey fuck you.

    Newfoundland is where all the drunken Irish-esque live.

    It's pretty much a Utopia of welfare, alcohol, and drugs.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    Warren Moon. That is the only thing I know about the CFL.

    didnt Doug Flutie play up there as well?

    Maybe. He played for Buffalo. That's close enough, eh?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    In middle school my Social Studies teacher was also a cheerleader for the Blue Bombers.

    She was orange like an Oompa Loompa.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Doug Flutie was like the Joe Montana of the CFL

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    joke topic

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    joke topic

    are we talking about the thread
    or the CFL

    either one could work

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Doug Flutie was like the Joe Montana of the CFL

    And that pretty much says all you need to know about the CFL

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That's it!

    Canada on strike!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    joke topic

    are we talking about the thread
    or the CFL

    either one could work

    D : All of the above

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That's it!

    Canada on strike!

    can't even tell the difference between football and baseball, eh?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my brother in law plays in the CFL

    I still don't watch it

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Is Casey Printers still in the CFL?

    He looked okay for KC in a few preseason games last year.

    Then we cut him.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    No one has ever actually won a CFL game.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    How do you run down the field in Ice skates? And how do hockey sticks play into this sport?

    Also, isn't it confusing that every team in the league uses the moose as a mascot?

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hahaha

    racisim

    Best game EA ever made.

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  • Retarded_TurkeyRetarded_Turkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    Is Casey Printers still in the CFL?

    He looked okay for KC in a few preseason games last year.

    Then we cut him.

    Yeah, I think he still is.

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  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    Warren Moon. That is the only thing I know about the CFL.

    didnt Doug Flutie play up there as well?

    Won a couple Championships I think. Flutie was awesome to watch play, if the guy would have been three inches taller he would have been a hall of famer.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    He drop kicked a ball through the uprights in the big leagues a few years ago, didn't he? That was awesome.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    my cousin is Jason Claremont

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  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    He drop kicked a ball through the uprights in the big leagues a few years ago, didn't he? That was awesome.

    Yeah, it was some obscure rule that you could drop kick a field goal at the end of the half, and he was the only one on the team who knew how drop kick a football.

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