Wait, maybe the trans fat thread is more like Demolition Man.
Wesley Snipes is in it?
It has the three clam shells?
How the hell do those things even work?
Stallone, Sylvester. "aint-it-cool.com No. 9". Ain't It Cool News. “the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third.â€
Stallone, Sylvester. "aint-it-cool.com No. 9". Ain't It Cool News. “the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third.â€
There is a detailed if overly graphic depiction of this on the internets.
In case you folks were wondering if Evil Dead: The Musical is hilarious and bloody awesome:
Yes. Yes it is.
Splatter Zone FTW.
I especially loved how they poked fun of the movies.
"Hey Jake, since you're alone here - "
"Well I wasn't supposed to be alone, I was supposed to be with my wife Bobby Joe. But since we've already seen Cheryl be attacked by the trees, they felt she was a bit redundant."
"What?"
"... nothing."
"I'm not processed anymore. Seeing my girlfriend's necklace made me better."
"But your girlfriend was wearing the necklace earlier, and she got transformed into a demon anyway."
"Yes that... does seem a bit inconsistent. But really, I'm felling better."
"And that's how I defeated the demons and saved humanity."
"So you saved the world... then you came right back here at the S-Mart to work?"
"Well not exactly. First there was a brief period where I was sent back in time to the 1300s and the locals worshiped me as their king. But that's another story."
"Oh, ok."
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Her gorilla arms, on the other hand...
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It gets better.
Cool. I plan to plug more away at it later for sure.
Totally wish I lived in the 90's.
Yep.
I always felt it could have gone 20 shades darker, then I would have had massive respect for it. As it is, t'was alright.
Yeah, that's basically my problem with it. But I knew these kids, and I still know these kids.
There is a detailed if overly graphic depiction of this on the internets.
I can't remember it well, but didn't the main character having a child convince keep her believing in God somehow?
I forget what the ending was, so I'm going to pretend it was Mandy Moore mud wrestling with herself.
then scream THE NOSE KNOWS at her
Maybe not though
But please tell us new ones. Tell us puns that nobody nose.
am I doing this right
Uggggggggh
Splatter Zone FTW.
I especially loved how they poked fun of the movies.
"Hey Jake, since you're alone here - "
"Well I wasn't supposed to be alone, I was supposed to be with my wife Bobby Joe. But since we've already seen Cheryl be attacked by the trees, they felt she was a bit redundant."
"What?"
"... nothing."
"I'm not processed anymore. Seeing my girlfriend's necklace made me better."
"But your girlfriend was wearing the necklace earlier, and she got transformed into a demon anyway."
"Yes that... does seem a bit inconsistent. But really, I'm felling better."
"And that's how I defeated the demons and saved humanity."
"So you saved the world... then you came right back here at the S-Mart to work?"
"Well not exactly. First there was a brief period where I was sent back in time to the 1300s and the locals worshiped me as their king. But that's another story."
"Oh, ok."
Well, Tav, if you didn't like that one, how about you a-sinus some new ones to mull over?
that wasn't a pun
my nose is bleeding
fuck
Blow me.
What you get for oggling upskirts.
I decided to wear my Army of Darkness t-shirt instead, as it would be more thematically appropriate.
Something like this. I'm about to find out, at any rate.