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Family obligations suck

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
So today I get to drive for two hours to go to my three year old cousins birthday party

I have a killer hangover, it's going to suck something large and throbbing

Family obligations are really gay, what do you guys have to do that irritates you but you will get mean things said to you for skipping

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Maybe you shouldn't have drank yourself stupid.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    What do you have to do with your 3 year old cousin and why would anyone want you to be there?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Maybe you shouldn't have drank yourself stupid.
    Maybe he should take a hip flask.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have no family closer than 500 miles away, no obligations for meeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Maybe you should have just said no.

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I have no family closer than 500 miles away, no obligations for meeeeeeeeeeeeee

    This is the only solution.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandy, get some Pedolite, and have a plate of fried eggs and toast with some hot apple cider if you have it.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My closest family is in Connecticut and that's just a cousin I've met maybe twice in my life. My dad lives about 1000 miles away, my mom lives almost 3000 miles away and my grandparents are all dead or have cut ties to the family. Hell, even my in-laws are all in California. It is good to be so isolated.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    What do you have to do with your 3 year old cousin and why would anyone want you to be there?

    He's turning three, they're having some sort of hive-like gathering swarming with cherrins

    I haven't seen my extended family in nearly a year

    Everyone wants me to come

    [edit] I have no pedolite but that fried eggs and toast sounds like it'd really hit the spot

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I have no family closer than 500 miles away, no obligations for meeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Most of my immediate family live in Vancouver. I live in London, England.

    I get family obligations like once every seven years.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Maybe you shouldn't have drank yourself stupid.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    What is a cherrin?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    hahahaha you called it Pedolite which is fucking hilarious

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    What is a cherrin?

    You know, cherrins

    Chillins'

    Chitlin's

    Various plays upon the world children

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    What is a cherrin?

    You know, cherrins

    Chillins'

    Chitlin's

    Various plays upon the world children

    I'd just say "I'm sick" and do something awesome instead.

    But that's just me, I was never much into my family.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I think you are confused as to what chitlins are.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    isn't that pig intestines?

    chitterlings?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nah, I'm aware they're some sort of disgusting pig product

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    hahahaha you called it Pedolite which is fucking hilarious
    :winky:

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ablooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Take a date.

    For blowjobs on the ride.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm taking a five hour bus ride down to my parent's house today.

    But see that's awesome because no one's going to actually be there. I'm just house and cat-sitting while the rest of my family goes on holiday.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You could kill your family - I think if you did that, they would get the picture.

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  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tell off color jokes about pedophiles around the parents, you won't have to worry about being invited next year. Also I hate any kinda obligation, because I am the laziest fucker around.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ask the parents if the children could take of their clothes in the pool and if you can take some pictures for your "buddies on the internet".

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    i personally think that if you're over 18 and you don't want to meet your family then you shouldn't have to

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  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I miss being in college where I could always use that phantom paper I had to write.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have no family obligations

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wiley wrote: »
    Tell off color jokes about pedophiles around the parents, you won't have to worry about being invited next year. Also I hate any kinda obligation, because I am the laziest fucker around.

    I've got some good ones for that idea.

    The pedophile was sent to jail, not for pedophilia, but for
    Excessive violets

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Lamaze class

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i personally think that if you're over 18 and you don't want to meet your family then you shouldn't have to
    Yes this. Especially redneck stepfamily.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My cousin tried to get me to go with him earlier to my uncles lake house. I told him no, because I don't like my uncles kids.

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  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I hate my sister in law so I avoid most family functions that she will attend. I simply told my brother that I am too young to die from a stupidity induced stroke.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    My cousin tried to get me to go with him earlier to my my uncles lake house. I told him no, because I don't like my uncles kids.

    You do realize that "do you want to come to my uncle's lake house?" is cousin-lingo for "let's fuck our brains out ok?"

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    My cousin tried to get me to go with him earlier to my my uncles lake house. I told him no, because I don't like my uncles kids.

    You do realize that "do you want to come to my uncle's lake house?" is cousin-lingo for "let's fuck our brains out ok?"

    Well he should made that clear to me.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I visited my parents and sister today. We grilled some meat and my mother made Russian food and we had the best dinner in their garden. Then my dad and I spent some time online picking out which car he should by (he might get an X-Type Jag, fuck yes!). Then we sat outside and had coffee for a while and now I am home and maeking poast on the internet.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    I visited my parents and sister today. We grilled some meat and my mother made Russian food and we had the best dinner in their garden. Then my dad and I spent some time online picking out which car he should by (he might get an X-Type Jag, fuck yes!). Then we sat outside and had coffee for a while and now I am home and maeking poast on the internet.

    Sounds like a very pleasant afternoon.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Maybe you shouldn't have drank yourself stupid.

    Yeah, how about that crazy idea? Use substances in moderation instead of drinking so much that you're fucked up the next day.
    Druhim wrote: »
    hahahaha you called it Pedolite which is fucking hilarious

    They both did and I wasn't going to say anything, but it is totally hilarious.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I have no family closer than 500 miles away, no obligations for meeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Most of my immediate family live in Vancouver. I live in London, England.

    I get family obligations like once every seven years.

    Most of my family lives in Vancouver, and I live in Vancouver too. It makes gatherings really easy.

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  • MooblyMoobly Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm in Tokyo, closest family is either Illinois or Wexford. Either way, my obligations involve little besides calling a week late, after I get an email asking why I never called. I then promptly blame the time difference.

    "Uh, I remembered, I just didn't want to wake you in the middle of the night."

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