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To eat a dolphin
To play guitar for Alice Cooper
To sell out Wembley Arena and Madison Square Garden
To have a sweet hat
To be best at playing guitar
To crush my enemies
To make a sweet game
To see them driven before me
To be able to eight finger tap real well
To do a version of the rach three
To hear the lamentations of their women
To establish my reich
To be the most enormest
To teach history at a college level
To get in a gladiatorial battle with a troop of thai fighting midgets
To ride a horse through a supermarket, bellowing imperial-era formation commands at everyone I see
To use one of those sticks to find water in the desert
To eat something I've killed
To melt the polar ice caps and rule the world with an iron fist as Water Baron.
To make it through college without fucking up too badly
To get my degree
To get a job after school, one that will help me pay my student loans off fairly quickly, hopefully
To work for a company, working on immortality/rejunenation, partially in return for immortality/rejuvenation or the knowledge of how to do it.
Use unnaturally long life to build up sufficient resources to take over a small, possibly struggling nation, then rebuild small struggling nation into a beacon of human achievement.
Cripple small, once struggling nation and nearby annexed nations in order to fund ridiculous space program.
Launch worldship, rinse, repeat. Fake death and identity and sign up for second worldship
To work for a company, working on immortality/rejunenation, partially in return for immortality/rejuvenation or the knowledge of how to do it.
Use unnaturally long life to build up sufficient resources to take over a small, possibly struggling nation, then rebuild small struggling nation into a beacon of human achievement.
Cripple small, once struggling nation and nearby annexed nations in order to fund ridiculous space program.
Launch worldship, rinse, repeat. Fake death and identity and sign up for second worldship
don't die
graduate college
spend my life with a woman I enjoy the company of
get my account back
become best friends with carlos mencia
make six hundred dollars
make a living writing
buy a couch
To actually do something with my life
-maybe a cop??
Keith if you become a cop I need to become a cop too.
And we will drive around a 69 hardtop Mustang and grow wicked mustaches and get into all sorts of trouble with the Chief, like wild car chases through China Town.
And it won't matter how many coolies we run down in the pursuit because at the end of a 48 hour period we'll nab the ringleaders of a drug smuggling business and freezeframe while high-fiving with our car in the background.
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Severe lack of initiative though.
- Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV
It shall make date rape so easy.
Why don't you start with a different ambition like to not be an idiot
To get in a gladiatorial battle with a troop of thai fighting midgets
To ride a horse through a supermarket, bellowing imperial-era formation commands at everyone I see
To use one of those sticks to find water in the desert
To eat something I've killed
To melt the polar ice caps and rule the world with an iron fist as Water Baron.
THAT'S NOT TRUE
I'M GOING TO TEXAS
My ambition is to take over the world.
Writing pornography for x rated mags
writing novels
being a forum mod (I wanna feel super important)
not dying
And possibly I would also like to be the best at something. Not sure what. Something.
To make it through college without fucking up too badly
To get my degree
To get a job after school, one that will help me pay my student loans off fairly quickly, hopefully
can you gain their trust
-maybe a cop??
Use unnaturally long life to build up sufficient resources to take over a small, possibly struggling nation, then rebuild small struggling nation into a beacon of human achievement.
Cripple small, once struggling nation and nearby annexed nations in order to fund ridiculous space program.
Launch worldship, rinse, repeat. Fake death and identity and sign up for second worldship
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala
go to college
write a book and get it published
lose weight
make a lot of money
that is so lame. you're lame
I didn't think Rane was your type
if i remember correctly you're an absolute rail
graduate college
spend my life with a woman I enjoy the company of
get my account back
become best friends with carlos mencia
make six hundred dollars
make a living writing
buy a couch
what is wrong with me
if that's what you remember, that wasn't a picture of me
Keith if you become a cop I need to become a cop too.
And we will drive around a 69 hardtop Mustang and grow wicked mustaches and get into all sorts of trouble with the Chief, like wild car chases through China Town.
And it won't matter how many coolies we run down in the pursuit because at the end of a 48 hour period we'll nab the ringleaders of a drug smuggling business and freezeframe while high-fiving with our car in the background.
My ambition is to get back to working out.
but I'm lazy