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What are your ambitions

TubeTube Registered User admin
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
here are mine

To eat a dolphin
To play guitar for Alice Cooper
To sell out Wembley Arena and Madison Square Garden
To have a sweet hat
To be best at playing guitar
To crush my enemies
To make a sweet game
To see them driven before me
To be able to eight finger tap real well
To do a version of the rach three
To hear the lamentations of their women
To establish my reich
To be the most enormest

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    If you wanna be the most enormest, don't you have to be above 4'11"?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    To wrestle a wild bear and win

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have a lot of ambition.

    Severe lack of initiative though.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    you'll never own a sweet hat

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    - Damn girl, you getting high already? That shit's gonna rob you of your ambition
    - Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    To write a novel that isn't terrible.

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    To be so powerful that people pass out in my mere presence.

    It shall make date rape so easy.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    To wrestle a wild bear and win

    Why don't you start with a different ambition like to not be an idiot

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    To teach history at a college level
    To get in a gladiatorial battle with a troop of thai fighting midgets
    To ride a horse through a supermarket, bellowing imperial-era formation commands at everyone I see
    To use one of those sticks to find water in the desert
    To eat something I've killed
    To melt the polar ice caps and rule the world with an iron fist as Water Baron.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    you'll never own a sweet hat

    THAT'S NOT TRUE

    I'M GOING TO TEXAS

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    My ambition is to take over the world.

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    To win at life. Or go bowling.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i have ambitions

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Why don't you start with a different ambition like to not be an idiot

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My ambitions include:

    Writing pornography for x rated mags
    writing novels
    being a forum mod (I wanna feel super important)
    not dying

    And possibly I would also like to be the best at something. Not sure what. Something.

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I would like to be the best at being totally average at everything.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Really my ambitions are fairly simple

    To make it through college without fucking up too badly
    To get my degree
    To get a job after school, one that will help me pay my student loans off fairly quickly, hopefully

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    you'll never own a sweet hat

    THAT'S NOT TRUE

    I'M GOING TO TEXAS
    the texans guard their hats jealously

    can you gain their trust

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    To actually do something with my life
    -maybe a cop??

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  • TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    To work for a company, working on immortality/rejunenation, partially in return for immortality/rejuvenation or the knowledge of how to do it.

    Use unnaturally long life to build up sufficient resources to take over a small, possibly struggling nation, then rebuild small struggling nation into a beacon of human achievement.

    Cripple small, once struggling nation and nearby annexed nations in order to fund ridiculous space program.

    Launch worldship, rinse, repeat. Fake death and identity and sign up for second worldship

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl, who looked good, I would call her

    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    to own my own stuff would be pretty good

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my ambitions

    go to college
    write a book and get it published
    lose weight
    make a lot of money

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tastyfish wrote: »
    To work for a company, working on immortality/rejunenation, partially in return for immortality/rejuvenation or the knowledge of how to do it.

    Use unnaturally long life to build up sufficient resources to take over a small, possibly struggling nation, then rebuild small struggling nation into a beacon of human achievement.

    Cripple small, once struggling nation and nearby annexed nations in order to fund ridiculous space program.

    Launch worldship, rinse, repeat. Fake death and identity and sign up for second worldship

    that is so lame. you're lame

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my real ambition is to not live in a shithole

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    To actually do something with my life
    -maybe a cop??

    I didn't think Rane was your type

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    centipede i think i saw a picture of you one time

    if i remember correctly you're an absolute rail

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I wanna be the very best.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    To kill Tube and absorb his powers.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    don't die
    graduate college
    spend my life with a woman I enjoy the company of
    get my account back
    become best friends with carlos mencia
    make six hundred dollars
    make a living writing
    buy a couch

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't want to change the world, or be famous, or even rich

    what is wrong with me

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't really have ambitions D:

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    centipede i think i saw a picture of you one time

    if i remember correctly you're an absolute rail

    if that's what you remember, that wasn't a picture of me

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    To actually do something with my life
    -maybe a cop??

    Keith if you become a cop I need to become a cop too.

    And we will drive around a 69 hardtop Mustang and grow wicked mustaches and get into all sorts of trouble with the Chief, like wild car chases through China Town.

    And it won't matter how many coolies we run down in the pursuit because at the end of a 48 hour period we'll nab the ringleaders of a drug smuggling business and freezeframe while high-fiving with our car in the background.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I love you CT.

    My ambition is to get back to working out.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    also I want to slay a dragon and eat its heart

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Everybody's a writer.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have ambitions

    but I'm lazy

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'd like to be, if not rich, then comfortable enough to not have to worry about money

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lose weight, live in a nice place, make enough money to be able to get some things I want on a regular basis

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