Fuck Nicotine

Sonny

Spookymikal wrote: »

Pony wrote: »

look dude

i don't want to be mister "my problems are bigger than your problems" thing

but

alright i'm going

i just spent a week getting off of hydromorphone

an opiate painkiller three times the power of heroin

i had night terrors so vivid and real that millions of spiders were crawling inside my skin, biting me, laying eggs, and bursting into more spiders and i woke up with dozens of scratchmarks on my chest, groin, back, and abdomen only to realize they were my own nailmarks from trying to get the spiders out.

and the pain from the scratches was still less than the constant nerve pain i am in from what is quite possibly permanent damage

watch me playing the world's tiniest violin for a guy who sucked on cancerdicks so he could look cool

Totally beat, but i can almost relate.

One summer i broke my arm and the doctor wrote me a perscription for codine that was supposed to say "refill once a week for 3 weeks" but he wrote "refill once a week for 3 months" So i spent the summer fucked up on codine, and when i had to quit cold turkey, i went through all the junkie symptoms. Headaches, rage, vomiting, etc etc etc.

I learned my lesson with opiates then.

Also, who said i was seeking out sympathy? I don't need a bunch of internet strangers saying "awwwwwwwwww mikal! it's gonna be okay bubba! we still love you!" I'd much rather see people saying "one more reason i'll never start smoking"

Gonna take up smoking just to spite you

bagler

Addiction? Who gives a fuck I love smoking!!!

JohnHam

I will stop smoking soon!

It is fun for a time, but it is ultimately a pretty gross habit.

Casper

not being able to drink has allowed me to quit smoking. It is such a great feeling. I no longer want to die after running.

Trillian

Sonny wrote: »

Spookymikal wrote: »

Pony wrote: »

look dude

i don't want to be mister "my problems are bigger than your problems" thing

but

alright i'm going

i just spent a week getting off of hydromorphone

an opiate painkiller three times the power of heroin

i had night terrors so vivid and real that millions of spiders were crawling inside my skin, biting me, laying eggs, and bursting into more spiders and i woke up with dozens of scratchmarks on my chest, groin, back, and abdomen only to realize they were my own nailmarks from trying to get the spiders out.

and the pain from the scratches was still less than the constant nerve pain i am in from what is quite possibly permanent damage

watch me playing the world's tiniest violin for a guy who sucked on cancerdicks so he could look cool

Totally beat, but i can almost relate.

One summer i broke my arm and the doctor wrote me a perscription for codine that was supposed to say "refill once a week for 3 weeks" but he wrote "refill once a week for 3 months" So i spent the summer fucked up on codine, and when i had to quit cold turkey, i went through all the junkie symptoms. Headaches, rage, vomiting, etc etc etc.

I learned my lesson with opiates then.

Also, who said i was seeking out sympathy? I don't need a bunch of internet strangers saying "awwwwwwwwww mikal! it's gonna be okay bubba! we still love you!" I'd much rather see people saying "one more reason i'll never start smoking"

Gonna take up smoking just to spite you

Gonna pop a T3 and seize up and stop breathing to spite you.

Sonny

Well, I've been bested

Casper

Trillian wrote: »

Sonny wrote: »

Spookymikal wrote: »

Pony wrote: »

look dude

i don't want to be mister "my problems are bigger than your problems" thing

but

alright i'm going

i just spent a week getting off of hydromorphone

an opiate painkiller three times the power of heroin

i had night terrors so vivid and real that millions of spiders were crawling inside my skin, biting me, laying eggs, and bursting into more spiders and i woke up with dozens of scratchmarks on my chest, groin, back, and abdomen only to realize they were my own nailmarks from trying to get the spiders out.

and the pain from the scratches was still less than the constant nerve pain i am in from what is quite possibly permanent damage

watch me playing the world's tiniest violin for a guy who sucked on cancerdicks so he could look cool

Totally beat, but i can almost relate.

One summer i broke my arm and the doctor wrote me a perscription for codine that was supposed to say "refill once a week for 3 weeks" but he wrote "refill once a week for 3 months" So i spent the summer fucked up on codine, and when i had to quit cold turkey, i went through all the junkie symptoms. Headaches, rage, vomiting, etc etc etc.

I learned my lesson with opiates then.

Also, who said i was seeking out sympathy? I don't need a bunch of internet strangers saying "awwwwwwwwww mikal! it's gonna be okay bubba! we still love you!" I'd much rather see people saying "one more reason i'll never start smoking"

Gonna take up smoking just to spite you

Gonna pop a T3 and seize up and stop breathing to spite you.

I am going to go masturbate until my hand bleeds.

potatoe

you were born with 2 hands for a reason

Ivar

But what are you supposed to do when both hands are bleeding, huh? Why don't you tell us THAT, mr. smartypants

potatoe

dog

Casper

Ivar wrote: »

But what are you supposed to do when both hands are bleeding, huh? Why don't you tell us THAT, mr. smartypants

that is what a plastic bag of Vaseline and a sock are for.

Seph

nobody wants my dreams
i don't even smoke

you don't want my dreams

Kitten

sometimes I'll have dreams ABOUT smoking, and I'll wake up and really want a cigarette.

Whats weird is that I've never smoked one in my whole life, it's like my subconscious wants cancer.

neville

potatoe wrote: »

dog

Wren symbol is lit

Weaver

neville wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

moogle

Neville symbol is lit

neville

Weaver wrote: »

neville wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

moogle

Neville symbol is lit

Hi, kupo~

Mister Longbaugh

Casper wrote: »

Ivar wrote: »

But what are you supposed to do when both hands are bleeding, huh? Why don't you tell us THAT, mr. smartypants

that is what a plastic bag of Vaseline and a sock are for.

RANGER PUSSY

aahahaha

Raneados

what's wrong with smoking

also I've never had a single instance of increased weird dreams after quitting for any length of time

have you considered that you're just a blubbery vagina

Casper

Mister Longbaugh wrote: »

Casper wrote: »

Ivar wrote: »

But what are you supposed to do when both hands are bleeding, huh? Why don't you tell us THAT, mr. smartypants

that is what a plastic bag of Vaseline and a sock are for.

RANGER PUSSY

aahahaha

when you are alone in the desert you get creative.

Mister Longbaugh

Casper wrote: »

Mister Longbaugh wrote: »

Casper wrote: »

Ivar wrote: »

But what are you supposed to do when both hands are bleeding, huh? Why don't you tell us THAT, mr. smartypants

that is what a plastic bag of Vaseline and a sock are for.

RANGER PUSSY

aahahaha

when you are alone in the desert you get creative.

don't forget to put a little bit of icy hot on the outside of the bag.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

I smoked my first cigarillo tonight

strangely enough it was with my little sister, who's only 14

it felt really weird

Silas Brown

Is it bad that, whenever I aquire a vice, I always attempt to draw my younger brother into it? It's like, "Hey, Bro! Porn!" and then "Hey, Bro! Various forms of smoking!" or "Hey, Bro! Drinking until you pass out!"

Cold Salmon and Hatred

she sort of dragged me into it

it wasn't that great but at the same time I liked it

I can see myself smoking but never getting addicted to it

Silas Brown

Yeah, that's what both my brother and I said when we started. Now we each smoke at least two cigs a day.

Not saying it'll necessarily happen to you, but the thing about chemical addictions is that they don't really come with a "well, he doesn't like it *that* much" clause.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

it's just that I like it a little bit but I only see myself smoking when A) They aren't mine and I'm drinking

potatoe

if i'm out drinking i can end up going through an entire pack in a night

and then not smoke again for weeks or months, with maybe 1 or 2 in the middle there socially

fear of addiction (since i easily become so) and being hells of cheap keeps me in check

Balefuego

Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »

she sort of dragged me into it

it wasn't that great but at the same time I liked it

I can see myself smoking but never getting addicted to it

I'm not sure you understand how addiction works son

Zombot

Now that I'm a delivery boy, I smoke like a chimney.
Went through a whole pack in one day.

potatoe

i'm really more of a second hand smoker

Zombot

Second hand smoke doesn't take you to flavor country nearly as fast though.

Jedoc

I've smoked one pack of cigarettes per semester every year I've been in college, because nicotine is a noncompeting stimulant with caffeine and is a pretty good preventative against writer's block. Just buy a pack about two weeks before the end of the semester when the papers and final exams start getting ridiculous.

Every afternoon when I hit that natural lull in my metabolism and feel like giving up, just go outside and read a good book while smoking two cigarettes. Then go back to work until bedtime.

The best part is that my body forgets how to process nicotine in the intervening months between packs, and so I never lose the buzz.