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[PHALLA] Innsmouth | The Final - Village/Demonologist Victory!

Mathieu WarrickMathieu Warrick Registered User
edited August 2008 in Critical Failures
From the people who brought you DFS Phalla, Robot Fighting Phalla, Phallopolis, Oregon Trail, Phallangbad, World War I, Zoidphalla, Silence of the Phallas, Belarus, Warhammer 142098k, Newbie Phalla 1 and 2, U-Pickem, Thief of Time and Stuck at Work Phalla....
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Following the events of Newham, survivor Mathieu Warrick has found himself alone, terrified and slightly insane. Heading north, he stumbles upon the fabled town of Innsmouth, a city that was once destroyed by the factional battle between the Deep Ones and the villagers themselves. Exhausted, he checks himself into the local inn and hopes to take a few days away from the mess that is his life and recover.

Unfortunately for Mathieu, things haven't changed much in this town. Glowing eyes still peer out from the alleyways and rickety figures sleuth back and forth between the shadows. What secrets do these people hide? Only time will tell, and there is only one person in the city neutral enough to understand the full scope of what has been going on.

This is the story of Mathieu Warrick, and the secrets that lie beneath the town of Innsmouth.



This is a classic Phalla. all of the normal Phalla rules apply. All of them. You will be playing the part of the residents of Innsmouth who, to a varying degree, are not very inclined to helping Mathieu solve the mysteries he has stumbled upon.

Please note that this game contains many, many, many Phalla mechanics. It is possible that those ones that usually make people want to tear out their own eyes also exist. If this is going to be a problem for you and you are going to complain that these mechanics exist, this is me telling you before the game begins that you shouldn't bother signing up. You'll be missing out on the... fun.

The game has begun. Days will end at10:00PM EST. All actions and votes are due prior to that time.

You !vote in red, and you !retract in green.
New votes without retractions may or may not be counted, but it does make it easier to calculate votes!

As always, you can clarify like this.


Narrations

The Beginning
The First
The Second
The Third
The Fourth
The Fifth
The Sixth
The Seventh
The Eighth
The Ninth
The Tenth

The Players

01 life3 - ISAT Apprentice killed Night 1
02 Sheep Have Wool - CIT Member killed Night 3
03 Wildcat - Religious Townsperson killed Night 8
04 Elldren - ISAT Apprentice killed Night 3
05 kuhlmeye - Townsperson killed Night 6
06 Nerissa - ISAT Apprentice killed Night 1
07 Greeper - Townsperson killed Night 6
08 minigunwielder - SHA Agent killed Night 2
09 Rainfall - GOD Psychic killed Night 1
10 Gumpy - CIT Member killed Night 5
11 enlightenedbum
12 moleface - ISAT Apprentice killed Night 2
13 Infidel - Innsmouth Twin killed Night 9
14 Ragnar Danneskjold cheez
15 Dac Vin - Townsperson killed Night 6
16 LightRider - GOD Psychic killed Night 3
17 Toxic Toys
18 iamtheaznman - ISAT Apprentice killed Night 2
19 Oatway - Preacher killed Night 6, Returned Night 9
20 Ardor - ISAT Apprentice killed Night 1
21 Theteroo - Townsperson killed Night 6
22 Plutonium - Paranormal Investigator killed Night 8
23 Cynic Jester - SHA Agent killed Night 5
24 LaOs - Townsperson killed Night 2
25 DamnedLibrarian - Police Officer killed Night 9
26 Trust - GOD Devout killed Night 4
27 Exarch - CIT Member killed Night 4
28 Monkeyfeet - Townsperson killed Night 3
29 TehSloth - ISAT Apprentice killed Night 4
30 visiblehowl
31 TheLawinator - Innsmouth Twin killed Night 9
32 jdarksun - Townsperson killed Night 3
33 B:L - GOD Psychic killed Night 8
34 Ryadic - Townsperson killed Night 8
35 Seriously crimsoncoyote - CIT Member killed Night 8
36 Typhus733 - Demonologist achieved victory Night 6!
37 The_Lightbringer - Townsperson killed Night 8
38 Niceguy Myeye durax
39 Nion - ISAT Apprentice killed Night 2
40 MrBlarney - CIT Member killed Night 4
41 Egos - Townsperson killed Night 8
42 adejaan - SHA Agent killed Night 5
43 eecc - GOD Psychic killed Night 8
44 Obbi - Town Watch killed Night 8
45 Shorn Scrotum Man - Townsperson killed Night 5
46 Gorilla Salad - Religious Townsperson killed Night 8
47 ProfMoriarty - Townsperson killed Night 3
48 Varcayn - Member of CIT killed Night 9
49 Lignisse - CIT Member killed Night 2
50 weatheredclown - SHA Agent killed Night 4
51 Ianator - ISAT Apprentice killed Night 8
52 warban - Townsperson killed Night 4
53 dscrilla - Townsperson killed Night 4
54 zzulu - Townsperson killed Night 4
55 evilbob - Townsperson killed Night 4

56 JustPlainPavek
57 Grundlterror - CIT Member killed Night 5
58 KingMole
59 zanmatto - Town Watch killed Night 8
60 NATIK - Member of CIT killed Night 9


As always, you can clarify by asking a question in this color.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !reserve up

    I'm going to be out of town in like a week D:

    crimsoncoyote on
  • life3life3 Registered User
    edited July 2008
    I don't phalla much these days, but the authors' previous bodies of work guarantee a good time~!

    !sign me up

    life3 on
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  • Sheep Have WoolSheep Have Wool Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !signup

    Sheep Have Wool on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Sign up, please!

    Wildcat on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Sign up

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Sign up

    kuhlmeye on
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  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !sign up

    If it looks like this is going to start on a weekend, would it be possible to get a warning PM Thursday evening or Friday morning? I'm only consistently around when I'm working, which is weekday mornings these days, and I'd hate to get killed off before I even realize the game started. :P

    Nerissa on
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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !I embrace the sweet, sweet madness.

    delroland on
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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    Hastur Hastur Hastur!

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ia, Ia, !Signup fhtagn!

    FUCK YES.

    Rainfall on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Reactivating Phallain Systems

    Can iron and steel withstand madness?

    Gumpy on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !sign up

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    !Reactivating Phallain Systems

    Can iron and steel withstand madness?

    I don't know, would you like to ask Stephen Alziz?

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !signup

    moleface on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Can I have your stuff?

    Infidel on
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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    If this has Delta Green elements I will

    1.Accuse you of being Squashua

    2.Burn this stack of unformatted Delta Green character sheets generated with a faulty version of byakhee that raped my printer, and that I made while really drunk, then proceed to look for a theme for my game, possibly after setting mechanics.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User
    edited July 2008
    !Sign Up

    Institutional Pederasty on
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !No Infidel you can't have my stuff

    I gave it all to enlightenedbum.

    Dac Vin on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Signupn!

    Rend on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I sign up.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited July 2008
    !Please don't kill me day 1, I've been looking forward to this!

    iamtheaznman on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    crimson you are a plagiarist

    I will write to the Times

    Wildcat on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Oatway
    !iamtheaznman

    Oats on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thanks for the warnings about abilities.

    Everyone, let's get Iamtheaznman if he tries to goad you all into leading another network!

    !Sign Up.

    My day 1 goal. Bandwagon Iamtheaznman.
    My second day 1 goal, avoid dying day 1 for the third game in a row.

    Ardor on
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Ardor wrote: »
    Thanks for the warnings about abilities.

    Everyone, let's get Iamtheaznman if he tries to goad you all into leading another network!

    !Sign Up.

    My day 1 goal. Bandwagon Iamtheaznman.
    My second day 1 goal, avoid dying day 1 for the third game in a row.

    You are an evil evil man.

    I hope you are a villager and I am a vig/seer hybrid and you ruin everything.

    iamtheaznman on
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ardor wrote: »
    Everyone, let's get Iamtheaznman if he tries to goad you all into leading another network!

    My day 1 goal. Bandwagon Iamtheaznman.
    My second day 1 goal, avoid dying day 1 for the third game in a row.

    Dammit, now I have two day one bandwagon targets! :x

    delroland on
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Sign up

    Where's that son of a bitch Maximus?

    Thetheroo on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sign me up!

    Plutonium on
  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Sign Up

    My role PM better start with the words "You are Cthulu."

    Cynic Jester on
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ardor wrote: »
    Thanks for the warnings about abilities.

    Everyone, let's get Iamtheaznman if he tries to goad you all into leading another network!

    !Sign Up.

    My day 1 goal. Bandwagon Iamtheaznman.
    My second day 1 goal, avoid dying day 1 for the third game in a row.

    You are an evil evil man.

    I hope you are a villager and I am a vig/seer hybrid and you ruin everything.


    We're just paranoid wary men, that's all. Don'T count on us saving you if you get bandwagoned though.

    Dac Vin on
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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nerissa wrote: »
    !sign up

    If it looks like this is going to start on a weekend, would it be possible to get a warning PM Thursday evening or Friday morning? I'm only consistently around when I'm working, which is weekday mornings these days, and I'd hate to get killed off before I even realize the game started. :P

    Nerissa's in?

    Well, Sign me up too, then!

    LaOs on
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Hey if I reveal with a power, you all better let me live through the night to prove the power.

    iamtheaznman on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nope, not gonna happen.

    Thetheroo on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hey if I reveal with a power, you all better let me live through the night to prove the power.

    Not gonna weasel out of this one so easily! :winky:

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  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User
    edited July 2008
    !Sign Up

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Think I could win this one too?

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sign Up!

    Trust on
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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Sign up all over that.

    Exarch on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Think I could win this one too?

    No. !Monkeyfeet

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Yeah I didn't even win !Monkeyfeet

    iamtheaznman on
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