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Games you can play before breakfast

TenTen Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
Hey guys, episodic gaming is starting to pick up and it's pretty rad.

Of course we all know our very own Penny Arcade put out the first episode of their new series, On The Rainslick Precipice Of Darkness, a couple of months ago, but did you know that Telltale (the guys who have done two seasons of Sam and Max) are doing:

a Strong Bad game

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and a Wallace and Grommit game

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? I bet you didn't!

Did you know that Ron Gilbert (he helped make Monkey Island and worked on Rainslick Precipice) is working on a new episodic game called DEATH SPANK? (in collaboration with Hothead, who also made Rainslick Precipice)

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And did you know that just minutes ago, the first episode of American McGee's Grimm, a series of episodic games based around Grimm's fairy tales, was released for free for a limited time only?

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Oh, you did? Never mind then.

Ten on

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    I want to give Strong Bad a shot but it keeps getting pushed back

    it was supposed to be out in June, then July, now ??

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Not an episodic game but Geometry Wars 2 came out yesterday and is super rad

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh damn, I meant to download the trial of Geometry Wars 2, I'll have to do that tomorrow

    And I keep trying to get this first episode of Grimm, but my download keeps stopping, damn Firefox. I wish Gametap would just put up a torrent or something.

    Ten on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I would try Grimm but I hate Gametap

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    but playing games before breakfast means less time for pooping. and i am a man that lieks to enjoy his time in the can

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    more like games you can play and then be really late to work





    also i eat breakfast at my computer anyway. those rss feeds won't read themselves!

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i dislike the episodic gaming trend

    50% price
    25% content
    0% reduction in development time

    woooo :|

    Fallout on
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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    but playing games before breakfast means less time for pooping. and i am a man that lieks to enjoy his time in the can

    We'd better get the scientists working on episodic games for handhelds then, post haste!

    Well, I guess most handheld games are made for playing in short bursts anyway

    Ten on
  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    what the hell is the word on Episode 3 for HL2 anyways

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    but playing games before breakfast means less time for pooping. and i am a man that lieks to enjoy his time in the can

    We'd better get the scientists working on episodic games for handhelds then, post haste!

    Well, I guess most handheld games are made for playing in short bursts anyway

    well yes, bringing a ds or psp to the pooper is where its at. but the first thing in the morning, i just like to sit there and concentrate, just me and my sphincter

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    i dislike the episodic gaming trend

    50% price
    25% content
    0% reduction in development time

    woooo :|

    When it's done right it's worth it I think, I only paid $30 for each season of Sam & Max, and that was definitely worth it

    Well, I haven't played Season 2 yet, but my free DVDs are on the way so I'm going to wait for them to show up

    So Telltale know what they're doing, but nobody else has proven themselves yet

    But Half Life 2 and Sin nearly screwed it up for everybody I think, seeing as they fucked it up completely

    Ten on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    but playing games before breakfast means less time for pooping. and i am a man that lieks to enjoy his time in the can

    We'd better get the scientists working on episodic games for handhelds then, post haste!

    Well, I guess most handheld games are made for playing in short bursts anyway

    well yes, bringing a ds or psp to the pooper is where its at. but the first thing in the morning, i just like to sit there and concentrate, just me and my sphincter
    oh man

    i already tend to sit on the throne way too long when im reading something

    getting a ds this weekend

    D:

    time to move all my stuff into the bathroom

    Faricazy on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh man, be prepared to have your butt go numb. I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics A2 a bunch lately, and it'll be like "oh, i'll just do one or two missions" and whoops 45 minutes later, i'm still in the can. holy crap

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    I want to give Strong Bad a shot but it keeps getting pushed back

    it was supposed to be out in June, then July, now ??

    Well, they submitted it to nintendo for testing and stuff, so they're done with their end of the deal.

    it's all up to nintendo now, so my guess is we'll get it either this monday or next monday
    lostwords wrote: »
    oh man, be prepared to have your butt go numb. I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics A2 a bunch lately, and it'll be like "oh, i'll just do one or two missions" and whoops 45 minutes later, i'm still in the can. holy crap

    I do this a lot and it's kind of breaking the game since my "main" party is nearly level 40 but all the enemies i fight are only like 31 at the highest. Maybe i need to dump off some of the lesser used dudes from my party

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    oh man, be prepared to have your butt go numb. I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics A2 a bunch lately, and it'll be like "oh, i'll just do one or two missions" and whoops 45 minutes later, i'm still in the can. holy crap

    Oh shit, I know that feeling. When I was at my old dead-end job, I would sneak my DS into the toilet and play Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. I'd lose track of time and have to subtly hobble back to my desk because my foot was asleep.

    Ten on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    i dislike the episodic gaming trend

    50% price
    25% content
    0% reduction in development time

    woooo :|

    When it's done right it's worth it I think, I only paid $30 for each season of Sam & Max, and that was definitely worth it

    Well, I haven't played Season 2 yet, but my free DVDs are on the way so I'm going to wait for them to show up

    So Telltale know what they're doing, but nobody else has proven themselves yet

    But Half Life 2 and Sin nearly screwed it up for everybody I think, seeing as they fucked it up completely
    Season 2 was stellar.

    Chariot of the Dogs was absolutely the high point of the entire series. Extremely funny, and with some of the cleverest puzzles I've seen in an adventure game.

    Poorochondriac on
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ronzo wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I want to give Strong Bad a shot but it keeps getting pushed back

    it was supposed to be out in June, then July, now ??

    Well, they submitted it to nintendo for testing and stuff, so they're done with their end of the deal.

    it's all up to nintendo now, so my guess is we'll get it either this monday or next monday

    This is the problem with games coming out on Wii and XBLA, it slows down the release of the PC versions

    I'm still waiting for World Of Goo to come out, I preordered it in January when it was due in Feb, but since they announced it was coming to Wii as well, they haven't released a new date.

    Ten on
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    i dislike the episodic gaming trend

    50% price
    25% content
    0% reduction in development time

    woooo :|

    When it's done right it's worth it I think, I only paid $30 for each season of Sam & Max, and that was definitely worth it

    Well, I haven't played Season 2 yet, but my free DVDs are on the way so I'm going to wait for them to show up

    So Telltale know what they're doing, but nobody else has proven themselves yet

    But Half Life 2 and Sin nearly screwed it up for everybody I think, seeing as they fucked it up completely
    Season 2 was stellar.

    Chariot of the Dogs was absolutely the high point of the entire series. Extremely funny, and with some of the cleverest puzzles I've seen in an adventure game.

    Oh cool, I'm looking forward to playing it even more now. High praise coming from you Pooro.

    I kind of got burnt out after the first series so I haven't gone back to it, it took me forever to beat the last episode of Season 1 because I never felt like playing it.

    Edit: Oh hey, Grimm finished downloading, time to try it out

    Ten on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I know its not episodic, but its one of those PSN games, and it looks absolutely amazing and i'm so excited for it to come out, so screw it

    FAT PRINCESS
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    everything about it looks amazing

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    NO IT IS AN AFFRONT TO FAT PEOPLE

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    FATTIES AREN'T PEOPLE

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    EXCEPT POTATOE

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords loves fat chicks pass it on

    (i need to play the new sam & max games)

    Fallout on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords lores fat hicks pass it on

    Faricazy on
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    Oh cool, I'm looking forward to playing it even more now. High praise coming from you Pooro.

    I kind of got burnt out after the first series so I haven't gone back to it, it took me forever to beat the last episode of Season 1 because I never felt like playing it.

    Edit: Oh hey, Grimm finished downloading, time to try it out

    Season 2 is much better than Season 1. There's no reliance on hilarious, zany Bosco inventions and the usual formula of "collect three things to solve the puzzle" is wiped out.

    As Pooro said, Chariot of the Dogs is fantastic.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I've only played one episode of the new Sam & Max games, when they put up one of them for free download. I bought the first season a couple of days ago, looking forward to playing it.

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  • weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The only thing that can be done before breakfast is beer drinking.

    weather man bob on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    ron gilbert is making games again? all my prayers have been answered!

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Sam & Max games are amazing. It makes me think that prayers really are answered, but that they require ~13 years for processing and delivery.

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ron gilbert is making games again? all my prayers have been answered!

    Death Spank is apparently a hybrid of adventure game and Diablo-style RPG. Strange mix, but I'm sure he can make it work.

    Ten on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i am holding in my hand a crimson-black DS

    no games though, it's sorta useless

    but yeah

    Faricazy on
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I spent an hour going through the first episode of Grimm last night

    The premise is kind of cool, you watch Grimm tell a little light hearted fairy tale, and then he tells you why it's crap and you proceed through 6 levels of turning everything stinky. Then you get the same fairy tale but in a darker way.

    I like the art style and the voice acting was pretty decent, the humour was OK but not laugh out loud funny.

    The gameplay itself was kind of fun but I can't see myself doing that once a week just to see the different stories/environments if there is no change in the gameplay.

    Also for a fairly low-poly flat textured game, it ran like shit on my machine which doesn't have trouble with most new games coming out, which was disappointing. I had to turn some of the effects off to get a decent framerate.

    Anyone else play it?

    Ten on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i am holding in my hand a crimson-black DS

    no games though, it's sorta useless

    but yeah

    hey, since you live in ny, you can probably find random people to pictochat with

    and send them dongs

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i am holding in my hand a crimson-black DS

    no games though, it's sorta useless

    but yeah

    hey, since you live in ny, you can probably find random people to pictochat with

    and send them dongs
    all the children are asleep

    :(







    i'm not a pedo

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