I normally get to the front of the queue, then I realise I don't like coffee and mumble something while trying to leave as unobtrusively as possible.
there are things that aren't coffee at Starbucks
Yeah but by then I'm confused and scared and panicking and if I order something that isn't coffee they'll wonder why I was in a coffee shop in the first place because I wandered in absent mindedly.
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
I normally get to the front of the queue, then I realise I don't like coffee and mumble something while trying to leave as unobtrusively as possible.
there are things that aren't coffee at Starbucks
Yeah but by then I'm confused and scared and panicking and if I order something that isn't coffee they'll wonder why I was in a coffee shop in the first place because I wandered in absent mindedly.
If you tell them what you like, and they do their job PROPERLY, they will help you pick something out. I am always happy to help people decide, especially if they've never had Starbucks before. I think it's kind of fun to have that interaction with a customer.
We have stuff that isn't coffee because not everyone likes coffee. There are coffee-free frappichinos (butchered the spelling!), shaken iced teas (that you can get with lemonade), and hot teas. Also you can get larger sized lattes with just 1 shot if you're not crazy about coffee.
I like how I can walk into any Starbucks out here and count no less than six awful screenplays open on various laptops.
Is this actually true or are you just perpetuating a joke stereotype?
Oh, it's actually true.
What's worse is the handful of times I've seen people haul their laptops to bars and start plugging away at their "semi-autobiographical comedy/drama" while perched on a barstool in the middle of the room.
all orderin' a "large coffee" and they look at you like you have leperosy.
but I usually avoid that situation by not going to Starbucks... unless there's nothing else around.
I do hate though, almost all coffee places now do it, if you order just a regular coffee they take your money and hand you an empty cup....
oh and then they have a "tip" jar. for what?? you make me pour my own coffee, add my own cream, and put my own lid on it. tip jar... that'll be the day!
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edited August 2008
man you guys have bitchy baristas
if they really get pissy if you don't call it a 'venti' they are uptight as fuck
Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize the native language of Seattle was Italian ... or is that French?
Fratalian?
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
hahahaha
I want to ask that now
just to see what people say
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited August 2008
I always order a caramel apple cider from starbucks.
I hate coffee.
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The freaky part is that there was no one at the counter when I went up, then I felt a hand on my shoulder and the guy had just appeared from nowhere to ask me the oddest question ever.
Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
yeah what worlds did he create for you
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited August 2008
Do you guys ever run out of apple cider or apple juice or whatever you mix it with?
I have one starbucks in town, and only one, that has one jug of the shit per year or some shit. Then when they run out, the manager gives me a cock and bull story about how 'caramel apple cider' is a seasonal beverage.
Well, barista bitches, I ask you: is caramel apple cider a seasonal beverage or is this douchebag full of douche and shit?
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited August 2008
Don't lie to me you whores, I get my caramel apple cider twenty fo' seven, tree sixty five from all the other starbucks.
Don't lie to me you whores.
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Do you guys ever run out of apple cider or apple juice or whatever you mix it with?
I have one starbucks in town, and only one, that has one jug of the shit per year or some shit. Then when they run out, the manager gives me a cock and bull story about how 'caramel apple cider' is a seasonal beverage.
Well, barista bitches, I ask you: is caramel apple cider a seasonal beverage or is this douchebag full of douche and shit?
The only thing that you need for a caramel apple spice that isn't a 'permanent' ingredient is apple juice, and we always have apple juice, because our manager orders it.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited August 2008
Aha! Victory! I shall run off to the Barnes and Noble and show that cocksucker what for!
And if he challenges me, I'll just give you a ring to back me up.
Right.
You got my back, right?
Barista buddies and all that shit.
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I normally get to the front of the queue, then I realise I don't like coffee and mumble something while trying to leave as unobtrusively as possible.
there are things that aren't coffee at Starbucks
Yeah but by then I'm confused and scared and panicking and if I order something that isn't coffee they'll wonder why I was in a coffee shop in the first place because I wandered in absent mindedly.
If you tell them what you like, and they do their job PROPERLY, they will help you pick something out. I am always happy to help people decide, especially if they've never had Starbucks before. I think it's kind of fun to have that interaction with a customer.
We have stuff that isn't coffee because not everyone likes coffee. There are coffee-free frappichinos (butchered the spelling!), shaken iced teas (that you can get with lemonade), and hot teas. Also you can get larger sized lattes with just 1 shot if you're not crazy about coffee.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited August 2008
i got thrown out of barnes and noble for causing a scene
sara you lied to me, your number isn't 1-800-BIG-BUTT
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
I normally get to the front of the queue, then I realise I don't like coffee and mumble something while trying to leave as unobtrusively as possible.
there are things that aren't coffee at Starbucks
Yeah but by then I'm confused and scared and panicking and if I order something that isn't coffee they'll wonder why I was in a coffee shop in the first place because I wandered in absent mindedly.
If you tell them what you like, and they do their job PROPERLY, they will help you pick something out. I am always happy to help people decide, especially if they've never had Starbucks before. I think it's kind of fun to have that interaction with a customer.
We have stuff that isn't coffee because not everyone likes coffee. There are coffee-free frappichinos (butchered the spelling!), shaken iced teas (that you can get with lemonade), and hot teas. Also you can get larger sized lattes with just 1 shot if you're not crazy about coffee.
COME TO MY STARBUCKS I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
ooh, shaken iced teas? i might have to show up
every start of my shift I make myself a sweetened black tea
they are so tasty mmm
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Aww man.. We could've been living in a world of rainbows and chocolate and shit where it rained kittens and the trees were made of skittles.
You fucked that one up.
Yeah but on the plus side I got God depressed.
A being of incomprehensible power who visits Earth once per century to place the power of creation in the hands of a mortal. Some have created worlds of universal peace and goodwill. Some have imagined entire populations of willing servants to fulfill their every desire.
Only one has ever said "Jesus fuck just get behind the counter and make me a venti mocha, you weird bastard. Doubleshot, no foam."
EDIT: Hey, that's a thousand. Quick, somebody make an awesome post for me to report.
I normally get to the front of the queue, then I realise I don't like coffee and mumble something while trying to leave as unobtrusively as possible.
there are things that aren't coffee at Starbucks
Yeah but by then I'm confused and scared and panicking and if I order something that isn't coffee they'll wonder why I was in a coffee shop in the first place because I wandered in absent mindedly.
If you tell them what you like, and they do their job PROPERLY, they will help you pick something out. I am always happy to help people decide, especially if they've never had Starbucks before. I think it's kind of fun to have that interaction with a customer.
We have stuff that isn't coffee because not everyone likes coffee. There are coffee-free frappichinos (butchered the spelling!), shaken iced teas (that you can get with lemonade), and hot teas. Also you can get larger sized lattes with just 1 shot if you're not crazy about coffee.
COME TO MY STARBUCKS I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
ooh, shaken iced teas? i might have to show up
every start of my shift I make myself a sweetened black tea
Aww man.. We could've been living in a world of rainbows and chocolate and shit where it rained kittens and the trees were made of skittles.
You fucked that one up.
Yeah but on the plus side I got God depressed.
A being of incomprehensible power who visits Earth once per century to place the power of creation in the hands of a mortal. Some have created worlds of universal peace and goodwill. Some have imagined entire populations of willing servants to fulfill their every desire.
Only one has ever said "Jesus fuck just get behind the counter and make me a venti mocha, you weird bastard. Doubleshot, no foam."
hah, i just got an image of a hipster hunter s thompson
all with a picture of himself on his che guevara t-shirt
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my mom was a Greaser basically
Yeah but by then I'm confused and scared and panicking and if I order something that isn't coffee they'll wonder why I was in a coffee shop in the first place because I wandered in absent mindedly.
If you tell them what you like, and they do their job PROPERLY, they will help you pick something out. I am always happy to help people decide, especially if they've never had Starbucks before. I think it's kind of fun to have that interaction with a customer.
We have stuff that isn't coffee because not everyone likes coffee. There are coffee-free frappichinos (butchered the spelling!), shaken iced teas (that you can get with lemonade), and hot teas. Also you can get larger sized lattes with just 1 shot if you're not crazy about coffee.
COME TO MY STARBUCKS I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
Is this actually true or are you just perpetuating a joke stereotype?
I never said you SHOULD for fucks sake, I simply implied that no one really wants to be fucked with by cops.
What's worse is the handful of times I've seen people haul their laptops to bars and start plugging away at their "semi-autobiographical comedy/drama" while perched on a barstool in the middle of the room.
but I usually avoid that situation by not going to Starbucks... unless there's nothing else around.
I do hate though, almost all coffee places now do it, if you order just a regular coffee they take your money and hand you an empty cup....
oh and then they have a "tip" jar. for what?? you make me pour my own coffee, add my own cream, and put my own lid on it. tip jar... that'll be the day!
if they really get pissy if you don't call it a 'venti' they are uptight as fuck
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long while. Good show.
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
Fratalian?
I want to ask that now
just to see what people say
I hate coffee.
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
I mean it was fuckin' February
The freaky part is that there was no one at the counter when I went up, then I felt a hand on my shoulder and the guy had just appeared from nowhere to ask me the oddest question ever.
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
I have one starbucks in town, and only one, that has one jug of the shit per year or some shit. Then when they run out, the manager gives me a cock and bull story about how 'caramel apple cider' is a seasonal beverage.
Well, barista bitches, I ask you: is caramel apple cider a seasonal beverage or is this douchebag full of douche and shit?
Don't lie to me you whores.
You fucked that one up.
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
The only thing that you need for a caramel apple spice that isn't a 'permanent' ingredient is apple juice, and we always have apple juice, because our manager orders it.
Yeah but on the plus side I got God depressed.
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
And if he challenges me, I'll just give you a ring to back me up.
Right.
You got my back, right?
Barista buddies and all that shit.
ooh, shaken iced teas? i might have to show up
sara you lied to me, your number isn't 1-800-BIG-BUTT
uh
why?
every start of my shift I make myself a sweetened black tea
they are so tasty mmm
A being of incomprehensible power who visits Earth once per century to place the power of creation in the hands of a mortal. Some have created worlds of universal peace and goodwill. Some have imagined entire populations of willing servants to fulfill their every desire.
Only one has ever said "Jesus fuck just get behind the counter and make me a venti mocha, you weird bastard. Doubleshot, no foam."
EDIT: Hey, that's a thousand. Quick, somebody make an awesome post for me to report.
oh damn
*receives a UPS Express Early AM parcel*
*drinks a sweetened black tea*
Well see. Police dispatcher that doesn't know how to get to the dispatch tests.
Look, let's be honest. If I explain it then we'll all just pick apart my train of thought and then I'll cry.
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
hah, i just got an image of a hipster hunter s thompson
all with a picture of himself on his che guevara t-shirt
well i would be in redmond
also they just say where it's at, not how to get there....i think
What I'm saying here is that that was hillarious if in fact this is 1955.
Dammit.
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan