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5-Year-Old Leaves Day Care, Goes to Hooters
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This kid is a tru pimp. He knows what he wants in life: candy and tits.
"DENTON, Texas -- Denton police say a child was able to sneak out of his day-care center without anyone noticing and take a perilous walk that ended at a Hooters restaurant.
The 5-year-old boy reportedly walked out of the Imagination Station day care in the 2300 block of San Jacinto Boulevard on Tuesday afternoon.
Police said he walked a long way in 100-degree heat crossing at least two busy streets.
He went to a Pep Boys, where he swiped some gum, according to a store worker. The boy then hiked to a RaceTrac gas station where he stole a soda, according to investigators.
His walk then led to a Hooters restaurant where employees gave him a coloring book and soda pop to drink and called police.
The child was not hurt and he was released to his father.
Imagination Station would not comment on the situation.
According to the Department of Family and Protective Services, the day care has had several violations including one in April in which inspectors determined that staff was not properly supervising the children.
The state agency is now investigating this case."
This kid is a tru pimp. He knows what he wants in life: candy and tits.
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gas station: they let him walk in, steal, walk out
hooters: keep the kid occupied and call the cops
hooters is a classy joint
you did good son
you did good
Delightfully tacky yet unrefined.
actually, that makes perfect sense
bunch of guys? let the kid do what he wants, not their problem
bunch of single moms? "oh deary me what if that was my kid"
More like molestation station.
Keenan Thompson voices the kid
Soundtrack by The Jonas Brothers
Let's make some green
Written, produced, and directed by Kid Rock.
Give him a big hug and say "Next time, you go straight to Hooter
Don't stop for that other shit"
"I WANT TO WHIP HIS ASS"
It's cool to do bad things
"I know but I wanted to look cool to my friends"
"Do you think you should be punished?"
"Yeah like no video games for a week"
Literally
Like get a whip and hit him
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
I think the only thing that might have made that better was candy-flavored tits.
Best thread ever
you think they would put a white 7 year old girl in the system?
you're giving him too much credit
he didn't say week
he said weekend
oh god i only wish
that would be pretty hot
I bet you that kid plays GTA
i felt sorry for him before i killed playboy and then after i killed playboy more and more time went by and dwayne with his depressing attitude and phonecalls
man i wish i had killed him
he's the only person i still hang out with when he calls
he needs a hug every so often, ya know?
Dude, don't paraphrase the boy! What he said was
"I wanna do it cause it's fun! It's fun to do bad things--to drive into a car."
"But did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?"
"Yes, but I wanted to do hood-rat stuff with my friend"
And his friend "smokes with cigarettes" at 7 years old.
Kid is finished.
Just found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mw06DZbme8&feature=related
Yup. Kid is finished.