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ZOMBIE THREAD

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    also the fact that this isn't a thread getting people to play zombie master is pretty disappointing

    thats because we have one of those already.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That was pretty cool.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    We central Europeans are pretty much fucked I guess. There is no place without some sort of settlement (so no safe place), no "wild" forests to hide in and no easy access to guns.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i really want left4dead

    yeah it looks pretty awesome

    it's like zombie master but professionally designed

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i really want left4dead

    I'm pretty sure you're the only one here who wants to buy this game

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    oh and also chainsaw, motherfuckers!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Everyone knows the warhammer is the weapon of kings. Zombie killing kings. It's an axe. It's a hammer. It's a pick. It'll ruin everyone's motherfucking day but yours.

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i really want left4dead

    I'm pretty sure you're the only one here who wants to buy this game

    ROWNG

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i really want left4dead

    I'm pretty sure you're the only one here who wants to buy this game

    Lies. I want it too.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    today in city of heroes there was a zombie apocalypse

    zombies spawning in every zone attacking people

    it was a beta test for the halloween event that's coming up

    i was asleep so i didn't get to play it

    pretty disappointed

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    There is a staggering amount of dumb in this here thread.

    We've struck stupid, men.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My weapon of choice?

    A long metal tube.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    L4D looks terrible! Its like counter-strike but with only 4 players! Play Resident Evil instead! Because L4D brings nothing new!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    .22's are for fags and Max Brooks is a fucking tool.
    :| man, .22 is a great weapon. ammo is abundant, plenty of power to neutralize a roamer... max brooks is in fact a tool, but i formed my opinions on .22 rifles being the zombie weapon de jour before i'd even heard of the zombie survival guide.
    You're just making up shit about guns, aren't you?

    No, I take it back, you're just trusting Max Brooks who was just making shit up about guns, aren't you?

    no. no i'm not. a .22 has more than enough power to go in AND OUT of a human skull, the ammo comes in five-hundred bricks that are as abundant as fuck. it's the most popular rifle caliber in the united states for a reason.
    Uhmmmmmm.

    You ever fired a .22, son?

    i have one. it's a ruger 10/22. trust me, a .22 has enough power to penetrate a human skull.
    Boy.

    I thought you were dumb as shit before, but now, I need to recalibrate.

    You're dumb as cat shit.

    We are talking about the .22 long-rifle round, right? Because the .22 LR would most deffinately be lethal when shot at a human noggin.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    god that what I loved about CoH

    wish I could pay for that subscription

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    my weapon of choice in a zombie invasion is my legs

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    L4D looks terrible! Its like counter-strike but with only 4 players! Play Resident Evil instead! Because L4D brings nothing new!

    Man, co-op is fun as hell. If they game isn't realistic enough you know there will be hyper ass realistic mods for the game in a handful of months after release.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i really want left4dead

    I'm pretty sure you're the only one here who wants to buy this game

    I really hope it is good.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i pretty much don't care about zombies

    i'm hleping with running this zombie airsoft LARP thing in august which will be pretty rad

    but otherwise i don't care all that much

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    L4D looks terrible! Its like counter-strike but with only 4 players! Play Resident Evil instead! Because L4D brings nothing new!

    dadouw i'm going to stop pretending you don't exist to tell you how retarded this post is

    and now i'm going to continue

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Left 4 Dead looks way too floaty to me. I saw the way the characters moved and how they switched weapons and I got all turned off. Call of Duty 4 spoiled me. I expect better.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think it's pretty fucking obvious Dadouw was being sarcastic, there.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    my weapon of choice in a zombie invasion is my legs

    Shaun of The Dead reference?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    L4D looks terrible! Its like counter-strike but with only 4 players! Play Resident Evil instead! Because L4D brings nothing new!

    Man, co-op is fun as hell. If they game isn't realistic enough you know there will be hyper ass realistic mods for the game in a handful of months after release.

    I'd rather play Haze! Now thats one hell of a videogame

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    my weapon of choice in a zombie invasion is my legs

    seducing zombies only leads to commitment

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    This could be a left 4 dead thread now...

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    left4dead looks like wicked arcadey funtimes

    i have no interest in some hyper-realistic zombie survival RPG game

    that'd be pretty boring

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    L4D looks terrible! Its like counter-strike but with only 4 players! Play Resident Evil instead! Because L4D brings nothing new!

    dadouw i'm going to stop pretending you don't exist to tell you how retarded this post is

    and now i'm going to continue

    I'm going to stop being sarcastic for a second, and tell you how sarcasting I was, and then I will go upstair and eat my steak, and come back to this thread and continue being sarcastic

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Everyone knows that the shotgun is bar-none the preferred weapon of zombie killers. You can find ammo for a shotgun anywhere-- Hell, you can make shotgun rounds if you get clever enough. Then there's the added bonus of pretending you're Anton Chigurh.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Left 4 Dead looks way too floaty to me. I saw the way the characters moved and how they switched weapons and I got all turned off. Call of Duty 4 spoiled me. I expect better.

    This is how i've seen every shooter since COD4. Everything just feels so fucking real.

    The attention to detail in movement is staggering

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    it's really not fair to compare a lot of FPS games to CoD4

    it's like one of the best ever

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Left 4 Dead isnt supposed to be realistic. There are fucking zombies

    And it focus on co-op too, its a completely different game

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Left 4 Dead looks way too floaty to me. I saw the way the characters moved and how they switched weapons and I got all turned off. Call of Duty 4 spoiled me. I expect better.

    This is how i've seen every shooter since COD4. Everything just feels so fucking real.

    The attention to detail in movement is staggering
    Yeah, you really feel like your character has weight and significance. Not only do you feel like an intense badass during the gameplay, you also feel like you're integral to the action that your comrades are performing. It's a cliche, but you really feel like you're in an action movie and I've never felt that with a videogame.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Everyone knows that the shotgun is bar-none the preferred weapon of zombie killers. You can find ammo for a shotgun anywhere-- Hell, you can make shotgun rounds if you get clever enough. Then there's the added bonus of pretending you're Anton Chigurh.

    but you'd need a huge fuckin silencer and one of those cattle guns.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    As far as movement of your character goes, there really is no comparison.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i wonder if the sequel to dead rising will be any good

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    Everyone knows that the shotgun is bar-none the preferred weapon of zombie killers. You can find ammo for a shotgun anywhere-- Hell, you can make shotgun rounds if you get clever enough. Then there's the added bonus of pretending you're Anton Chigurh.

    but you'd need a huge fuckin silencer and one of those cattle guns.
    And don't forget the silenced Tech 9.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Left 4 Dead looks way too floaty to me. I saw the way the characters moved and how they switched weapons and I got all turned off. Call of Duty 4 spoiled me. I expect better.

    This is how i've seen every shooter since COD4. Everything just feels so fucking real.

    The attention to detail in movement is staggering
    Yeah, you really feel like your character has weight and significance. Not only do you feel like an intense badass during the gameplay, you also feel like you're integral to the action that your comrades are performing. It's a cliche, but you really feel like you're in an action movie and I've never felt that with a videogame.

    One of the most satisfying things is in multiplayer when you watch how other people move. The running, for instance. That staggered run is believable in the middle of a warzone, not some strafing bullshit that most games try and pass off.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    and horrible haircut!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    In the zombie post-apocalypse everyone will have horrible haircuts!

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