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Doctor Graves' Love Cave

GravesGraves Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
This is the place where Barry White is always playing real soft low down in the background.

The place where the lights are dim and the air is warm, smelling like fresh laundry.

This is the place for all things sexy.

All things funky.

And all things that make you bite your lip, close your eyes and raise your head to the sky.

Graves on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sexy things list:

    1)Graves

    TheySlashThem on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    This is the place where Barry White is always playing real soft low down in the background.

    The place where the lights are dim and the air is warm, smelling like fresh laundry.

    This is the place for all things sexy.

    All things funky.

    And all things that make you bite your lip, close your eyes and raise your head to the sky.

    Wanna suck this guy

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    graves

    the thread title

    it sounds like you're talking about your vagina

    Vixx on
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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Things not to do:

    1)TDOT

    it's universal!

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sexy things list:

    1)Graves

    It takes two to make it outta sight, baby.

    Graves on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    graves are we gonna make a thing go right

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    graves

    the thread title

    it sounds like you're talking about your vagina

    Well, I mean that's the joke.

    Graves on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    graves are we gonna make a thing go right

    No doubt, sweetcheeks.

    Graves on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cave is reserved for nasty vagina.

    A cave is where monsters live. It's more of an asshole than a vagina.

    Dead Legend on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    hey graves do you want a smooch

    just like

    a little peck

    Shankusu on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mmm babe I wanna feel you.

    Graves on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i've seen some monsters residing around vaginas though

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Listen there are no monsters here.

    (Unless you're talkin' bout my penis)

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yeah but you've got a terrible case of freshwater crabs

    i seen you itchin'

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    we gonna do this lobster style

    first we gonna fistfight

    then you get naked

    then we flip a coin to see if I eat you

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I got 'em from your momma.

    Graves on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    This is the place where Barry White is always playing real soft low down in the background.

    The place where the lights are dim and the air is warm, smelling like fresh laundry.

    This is the place for all things sexy.

    All things funky.

    And all things that make you bite your lip, close your eyes and raise your head to the sky.

    best thread of august already

    Fallout on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I got 'em from your momma.

    shit then we're both in trouble

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    graves

    i will love you in the morning if you'll love me tonight

    Shankusu on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    why stop there?

    i don't care for those high noon blues

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Afternoon delight, baby.

    Graves on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Afternoon delight, baby.

    I didn't realize it was so sexual

    Tossrock on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    basketball jones

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I heard this thread was about graves's vagina

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    man

    why i am listening to this fucking song

    i am not drunk enough to appreciate it and belt it out at unacceptable decibels.

    but it is so good

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am listening to Barry White right now.

    It's only love doing it's thing, babe.

    Graves on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I listen to The Vibe 98.8

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I listen to The Vibe 98.8

    I made love to the Vibe 98.8

    True story.

    Graves on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    josh langston & the joint chiefs

    just cause

    yeah, listening to this drinking whiskey in a diesel is such a fantastic idea

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i guess the radio station was at my local liquor store (!?) for a while tonight and the place was packed and they were handing out gift cards and shit like an hour before i got there

    and it was empty

    motherfucker

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's gettin' real late.

    I've gotta wake up in the morning to do some real sexy type things.

    I'll catch all you cats in dreamland.

    Keep it sexy.

    Graves on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Can't Get Enough of Your Love is a fucking phenomenal song. I never took it seriously because of that Simpsons episode, but one day I sat down and absorbed it and I felt bad that I had been missing out for this long.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    See, and this is the type of sexy discussion I aim for.

    Now goodnight, motherlovers.

    Graves on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Barry White is like pouring red wine straight down your peehole. He will make you Randy as all get out.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I fucking love that song and that album and that video.

    Fabricate on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Such is the power of this song that you might just find yourself fucking a random American Apparel looking model by the time it ends.

    I swear to God.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fabricate wrote: »
    I fucking love that song and that album and that video.

    Me too

    I love the shit out of NIN

    i should listen to them more

    (rectifying this now)

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