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I am including several hilarious mis-statements from the Incompetent in Chief. These were taken from The George W. Bush Out of Office Countdown.
"You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on."
- 2001 Gridiron dinner
"I'm the master of low expectations."
- Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
- Washington, DC, August 5, 2004
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
- Interview with katie Couric of CBS News, September 6, 2006
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, and who kill at the whim of a hat."
- Washington, DC September 2004
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."
- September 21, 2003, Washington DC
"Saddam would still be in power if [John Kerry] were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off."
- Second presidential debate, St. Louis, Missouri, October 8, 2004
"This is an impressive crowd - the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elites. I call you my base."
- Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner, October 20, 2000
"They misunderestimated me."
- Bentonville, Arkansas, November 2000
"You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on."
- 2001 Gridiron dinner
"I'm the master of low expectations."
- Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
- Washington, DC, August 5, 2004
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
- Interview with katie Couric of CBS News, September 6, 2006
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, and who kill at the whim of a hat."
- Washington, DC September 2004
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."
- September 21, 2003, Washington DC
"Saddam would still be in power if [John Kerry] were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off."
- Second presidential debate, St. Louis, Missouri, October 8, 2004
"This is an impressive crowd - the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elites. I call you my base."
- Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner, October 20, 2000
"They misunderestimated me."
- Bentonville, Arkansas, November 2000
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Seriously though, you make terrible threads.
I'll have to inform the comedians of this country so they have some material!