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Zeno Clash - Coming to XBLA in 2010, $5.10 on Steam!

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    They really are releasing it a day too late.

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  • psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    No they're releasing it on the perfect date, one day after both my marketing courses have tests. This way I study as opposed to running around a surrealist landscape beating the shit out of people.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    No they're releasing it on the perfect date, one day after both my marketing courses have tests. This way I study as opposed to running around a surrealist landscape beating the shit out of people.

    I don't think a lot of your classmates will be showing up that day

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  • UselesswarriorUselesswarrior Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Rock Paper Shotgun has a rambling review up.

    Apparently the game is only about 4 hours but awesome nonetheless.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Work just HAS to pick a week where I have work practically every day, meaning I won't get to play this much at all this week :(

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also, Zeno clash isn't pre-loading yet. I'm gonna check back in a few hours. I figure mid-day to late afternoon at the latest.

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pre-load is now available

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  • DrunkMcDrunkMc Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If it's 4hrs of pure awesome, I am totally ok with that. Just the visuals alone should be worth the price of admission.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    awesome, thanks delish.

    Ya, I think 4 hours sounds about right.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is there any way of preloading on steam without paying for it on Steam.

    I have it preordered from Direct2Drive, and they will give me a serial to put into Steam when it releases, but I can't seem to preload it yet.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LewieP wrote: »
    Is there any way of preloading on steam without paying for it on Steam.

    I have it preordered from Direct2Drive, and they will give me a serial to put into Steam when it releases, but I can't seem to preload it yet.

    No, you can't do that.

    Another digital distribution system giving you a key for entering in Steam sounds crazy, but I see on it's page on D2D that it mentions Steam. Crazy.

    I was about to ask why you wouldn't just buy it on Steam to begin with, but I see the UK price is slightly lower on D2D.

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  • Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    How much did I pay for this? Ten bucks? For about 4 hours of completely bat-shit insane original content that's somewhere in between Dali and Jim Henson?

    Best deal in entertainment.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Peewi wrote: »
    I was about to ask why you wouldn't just buy it on Steam to begin with, but I see the UK price is slightly lower on D2D.

    It was (not any more) on 50% off at D2D. So it was £6.50

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  • Rhan9Rhan9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So, hey. The Steam pre-load thingy is apparently active now. If anyone happens to be interested. :P

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  • LagnarLagnar Halifax, Nova scotiaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pre loading now, though I wont be able to play it for a few days.

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, I just started pre-loading. Woo!

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  • LordOfMeepLordOfMeep Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That was quick, I was only gone for an hour and thirty minutes after starting the preload and it's already finished. Steam traffic must be really good this time of day.

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  • MaticoreMaticore A Will To Power Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It just looks like it's not that big of a game.

    Still though, thoroughly excited.

    ALSO: Apparently you have unlimited Ammo but enemies can disarm you. I find this fascinating.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Really, because I feel the elephantmen are fascinating, but that's just me.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Maybe the elephantmen have infinite ammo!

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Maticore wrote: »
    It just looks like it's not that big of a game.

    Still though, thoroughly excited.

    ALSO: Apparently you have unlimited Ammo but enemies can disarm you. I find this fascinating.

    I'm still looking forward to shooting exploding squirrels. Those little rat bastards deserve it.

    (no squirrels were harmed in the making of this post)
    yet

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  • XagarathXagarath Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So, my machine could barely run Episode 2.
    What are my chances this will be playable?

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Xagarath wrote: »
    So, my machine could barely run Episode 2.
    What are my chances this will be playable?

    Ehhh... Could you run Left 4 dead? That sounds like the bar that you need to pass.

    Also, Time for an upgrade, because- seriously? a mid-low range machine should be able to do this, easily.

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  • CherrnCherrn Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ideally, it shouldn't be as demanding as Episode 2, but since it's an indie game, it's hard to guess as to how good they are at optimizing the engine with their own assets.

    So... maybe?

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Xagarath wrote: »
    So, my machine could barely run Episode 2.
    What are my chances this will be playable?

    Post specs. Thats the only way we can tell for certain.

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  • XagarathXagarath Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Xagarath wrote: »
    So, my machine could barely run Episode 2.
    What are my chances this will be playable?

    Post specs. Thats the only way we can tell for certain.

    Athlon XP 2000
    1 GB Ram
    Radeon 9550

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Holy shit.
    I really really really really doubt it.

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  • XagarathXagarath Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I suspected as much, but the developers claimed machines that could run Episode 2 (which I could mostly smoothly, at near-minimum settings) should be up to the task.

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Someone post reactions!

    I wont get to play this until late tonight...

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  • AmpixAmpix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What, for the game? It will release in about 5 hours...

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ampix wrote: »
    What, for the game? It will release in about 5 hours...

    Really?

    I assumed with the pre-load it would be available right away.

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  • AmpixAmpix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ampix wrote: »
    What, for the game? It will release in about 5 hours...

    Really?

    I assumed with the pre-load it would be available right away.

    Yes, right away when the game releases, but it still needs to release first. It will release 11:00 Chilean time, which is about 4 hours away now (I think Chile is the same time zone as California?).

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  • RookRook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ampix wrote: »
    What, for the game? It will release in about 5 hours...

    Really?

    I assumed with the pre-load it would be available right away.

    I hear the world is a big place.

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I hunger for this game.

    I really need a good dose of bat shit crazy.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So if anyone wants to gift this to me I'm happy to owe them money.

    They also get to be a Shotgun Sunrise beta tester!

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  • AmpixAmpix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LaCabra wrote: »
    So if anyone wants to gift this to me I'm happy to owe them money.

    They also get to be a Shotgun Sunrise beta tester!

    If you give me your SteamID I'll be happy to gift it to you (gift as in give, as Shotgun Sunrise is awesome enough that I feel like you deserve it).

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  • AntiQuoAntiQuo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well I'm smart... I totally forgot to hit pre-load before just now... I am currently at 1%, going at 300KB/s... I hope I will make it in time for actual release time :)

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Shit, I want a free game. I made Shotgun Sunrise, too!

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  • FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ampix wrote: »
    Ampix wrote: »
    What, for the game? It will release in about 5 hours...

    Really?

    I assumed with the pre-load it would be available right away.

    Yes, right away when the game releases, but it still needs to release first. It will release 11:00 Chilean time, which is about 4 hours away now (I think Chile is the same time zone as California?).

    Chile is the same time zone as me. East Coast. But they don't have daylight savings time so it might be an hour off. Either way it releases in 3 hours.

    edit: Actually Chile has daylight savings time, but it's just on different dates. My bad.

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  • FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    edit 2: Whoa, I'm completely wrong about everything! Chile is in the same time zone as the maritime provinces in Canada. Forget I said anything! It releases in 3 hours!


    edit 3?

    AUGGGHGH I FAIL

    I WILL STOP POSTING NOW

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