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The "Lose Your Faith in Humanity" Thread (Now With Inspring Words by Pony!)

Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
It's come to my attention that there are people out there who have hope for their fellow man. Statements such as "Most people are basically good" continue to shock and horrify me. To combat this tide of ignorance, I propose that we compile a body of evidence that proves once and for all that we are all bastards.

I'll start the ball rolling:

National Vanguard was formed by dissidents from the organization National Alliance in 2005 and was disbanded in 2007. As only one of the many white nationalist groups that have existed, you wouldn't think National Vanguard would be that special. However, the organization was able to make some pretty dick moves in the two years it existed.

For one, the group's platform included placing white people on the endangered species list. Two, in 2005 National Alliance supported a pair of singers from California whose music included such inspiring lyrics as "Aryan man awake/How much more will you take/Turn that fear to hate/Aryan man awake."

Remember what else happened in 2005? This short-lived group of racist assholes was operating during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. In a stunning example of heinous bigotry, the group began charity work exclusively for the families of white Hurricane Katrina victims. Yes, that's right: their charity work came with a "No Coloreds" sign.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh god this thread is going to depress the fuck out of me isn't it

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    politics

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Let me tell you something about this place called China

    They have the best tacos there

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    these boots were made for walking
    and that's just what they'll do
    one of these days these boots
    are gunna walk all over jews

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    that story I just read about the little girl being kept in a closed off room for 7 years

    fuck

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    oh god this thread is going to depress the fuck out of me isn't it

    If you have faith in humanity it will. Which is the point.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I work at Wal-mart

    that should tell you everything about my faith in humanity

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I work at Wal-mart

    that should tell you everything about my faith in humanity

    Wal-Mart is a lesson in defensive driving with a cart.

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  • weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faith in Humanity is pointless.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tomorrow I return to work.

    I work for a credit company.

    Tomorrow I get to listen to people cry into the phone about how I (meaning, the company, not me personally) am ruining their lives and destroying them and they are going to go bankrupt and I am ruining the future of their children.

    I am so excited!

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  • weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I bet that job is humorous.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Tomorrow I return to work.

    I work for a credit company.

    Tomorrow I get to listen to people cry into the phone about how I (meaning, the company, not me personally) am ruining their lives and destroying them and they are going to go bankrupt and I am ruining the future of their children.

    I am so excited!

    This is now the thread where we give Pony lines.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Look I am just excited to go back to work, okay. I've been sittin' on my ass since June and I need to work.

    The fact that I am likely to get screamed at by people furious about their interest rates or crying women calling me soul-less because I won't cut them a break on their minimum payment doesn't bother me.

    A man can just feel nice about making a real income again.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    people are my religion because i believe in them

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pony if I hugged you would you hug me back

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    the OP is bullshit
    most people are decent most of the time

    as Stephen J. Gould once said (paraphrasing here), it's just an unfortunate reality that one person can do much more harm than good if they are so inclined
    so even though most people are decent, the horrid acts of some understandably garner much more attention

    however it also doesn't help when some of you crybabies blow shit out of proportion and complain about how everyone is so stupid and evil because some dude cut you off in traffic or didn't hold the elevator for you

    some of you really lack perspective

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  • weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    People shouldn't get the chance to be believed in, they always let you down.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pony if I hugged you would you hug me back

    Would I ever!

    A person has to be really odious for me to not return a hug.

    I once hugged a convicted serial killer!

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    man Dru

    you're absolutely right

    but why you gotta put logic in a thread where we're just going to sit here and cry about how some people don't like sunshine and lollipops

    is it because you're a crochety old man, Dru

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yesss, you go to pax next year, I'll go to pax next year, and we'll hug it out

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Here's another: Answers in Genesis, the guys behind the Creation Museum. You see, members of this group sometimes take home-schooled kids on field trips to actual museums, sit them in front of the exhibits, and tell these kids how the professionals are all wrong about evolution and dinosaurs and the Grand Canyon.

    Even worse, they teach the kids to not only ignore scientific evidence, but actually teach them to say "How do you know? Were you there?" when someone who actually knows what he is talking about tries to set them straight. If they are asked how they know, they are told to say "God was there, and He wrote the Bible."

    I can't find the Youtube video now, but a news story on one of these field trips interviewed a young girl who said "God made us, we didn't evolve from a meteor!"

    Oh, and speaking of the Creation Museum, not only is it not in financial trouble, but it exceeded its expectations for first-year visitor attendance in only 5 months.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    man Dru

    you're absolutely right

    but why you gotta put logic in a thread where we're just going to sit here and cry about how some people don't like sunshine and lollipops

    is it because you're a crochety old man, Dru
    I am nothing but crotch :P

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey guys

    check out this story

    gets on the greyhound, gets stabbed fifty times and beheaded by a perfect stranger for no reason, dude shakes his head at police and defiles his corpse with repeated stabbing and cutting pieces off

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    man Dru

    you're absolutely right

    but why you gotta put logic in a thread where we're just going to sit here and cry about how some people don't like sunshine and lollipops

    is it because you're a crochety old man, Dru
    I am nothing but crotch :P

    This is the most horrible mental image.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    The thing on the bus in Canada

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    I am an optimist!

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    what?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    I am an optimist!

    keith you realize this doesn't mean you are a transformer right

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I watched the new Rambo last night.

    bleak world view man

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Is this a Limp Bizkit thread?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I am an optimist!

    keith you realize this doesn't mean you are a transformer right

    My world view is shattered!

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I am an optimist!

    keith you realize this doesn't mean you are a transformer right
    probably the only funny thing I've ever seen come from you, Pony

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I watched the new Rambo last night.

    bleak world view man
    because the movie was so fucking horrible? Seriously. Just fast forward to the kids getting shot up and stuff. That's when the fun begins.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    dublo7 why you gotta hate

    i ain't ever done nothin to you

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    I am an optimist!

    I'm a pessimist. If you never get your hopes up, you're never disappointed, only pleasantly surprised.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    dublo7 why you gotta hate

    i ain't ever done nothin to you
    <3

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am with Dru

    take 100 random people and talk to them individually, 99 of them will be very normal, reasonably intelligent, interesting people and one will have a few issues.

    Talk to the group as a whole, however...

    #pipe on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tibet Tibet Tibet Tienanmen Square The Mummy 3

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I am with Dru

    take 100 random people and talk to them individually, 99 of them will be very normal, reasonably intelligent, interesting people and one will have a few issues.

    Talk to the group as a whole, however...
    I'd imagine it would get a little loud.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    it's been my experience that most pessimists just need a good lay

    lot of em tend to be bitter sexless losers who got shit on by life and just gave up

    pessimism is pretty lame

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