getting george bush a third term

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We argue about politics a lot here, so I'm going to finally raise an issue we can pretty much all agree on. I think we're all on the same page regarding one simple fact: we all wish that instead of Obama or Mccain we could simply vote George W Bush in for a third (and fourth and fifth!) term. I find it ridiculous that when the country has finally elected the greatest president in it's 200 year old history, we are forced to get rid of him purely because of an archaic law meant to prevent people like FDR (a man who was worse than Hitler) from staying in power. I put it to you that there is no problem with abolishing term limits as long as this abolition applies only to the Bush family.

I mean come on does anyone really want to wait for Jeb to get his shit together before we can get the country back on track?

Duki

You should elect Bush senior for another term just to let Jr. rest a bit, and then stick him back in for a third and fourth.

He's earned it.

DoctorArch

Or clone him. By the fourth clone we'll be lucky if he can still go to the bathroom without help.

Like the Jones Clones on the Daily Show.

TheBlackWind

I think if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would just crown Bush as supreme king. They know what's best.

deadonthestreet

You got beat to this

http://www.writeinbush.com/

We know that George Bush was God's Candidate in 2000. We know that George Bush was God's candidate again in 2004. And George Bush has been God's president for the last 8 years.

Trust in God and vote your faith. Keep America safe. Write-in George W. Bush for President in 2008.

Stay the Course

Under the strong leadership of God's President we've been safe for 7 years. But if we abandon God now, we could be hit again.

We don't need to worry about the details, we just trust in God and vote our faith. When we step out in faith and leave the details to God, there's no limit to what can be accomplished.

The Green Eyed Monster

Man, fuck it -- you change that law and I'm voting for Bill Clinton again.

Incenjucar

celery77 wrote: »

Man, fuck it -- you change that law and I'm voting for Bill Clinton again.

King Clinton would have done things old school; made peace by sexing up everyone's daughters.

Rufus_Shinra

I think it makes much more sense for Bush to declare by Presidential decree that from now on, we count down in years. So instead of next year being 2009, it becomes 2007. This would allow Bush to simply serve his first two terms, again.

If counting down time is good enough for our spaceships, it's good enough for our country!

Elki

To determine what needs to be done with Bush you only need to look at his picture in 2000, and one from 2008. In less than a decade he aged 30 years while accomplishing nothing. I heard that when you stand next to him, you can smell the failure.

The old boy needs to be put down. Look at his eyes. He's just begging for it.

DoctorArch

Bush in 2000


Bush in 2008 (Ninja edit with a better picture, one that was less photoshoped)


And sometimes, he looks like he aged, and then got younger again.

Bush in 2005


Is it just me, or has Chertoff always looked like a chemo patient?

The Green Eyed Monster

That aging thing happens to every President, to be fair.

I guess suddenly becoming one of the most powerful men in the world seems to age you. Who would have thought?

Incenjucar

That is some bad photoshop.

Elki

Pssht. That's like a senior yearbook photo. Every a seacow looks good in those.







Please, Stan, kill your grandpa!

Nerdgasmic

It's obvious that bush has entered an immortality contract with someone in exchange for the Presidency


Or he's just sold his soul

The Green Eyed Monster

I mean honestly, burn that dashing, handsome image of Barack as deeply into your mind as possible while you still can -- that boy is going to age if he takes the White House, and the teeny-bopper gossip columnists with a suddenly passing interest in politics are not going to be happy.

Incenjucar

Why is his suit so badly-cut and why does he have a chubby while hanging out with Palpetine.

Also: The Pope has crazy shoes.

DoctorArch

Incenjucar wrote: »

Why is his suit so badly-cut and why does he have a chubby while hanging out with Palpetine.

Also: The Pope has crazy shoes.

Even grosser, is it because he's holding his daughter's hand? The daughter who looks the most like him and shares his more annoying traits? Weird......

RocketSauce

deadonthestreet wrote: »

You got beat to this

http://www.writeinbush.com/

We know that George Bush was God's Candidate in 2000. We know that George Bush was God's candidate again in 2004. And George Bush has been God's president for the last 8 years.

Trust in God and vote your faith. Keep America safe. Write-in George W. Bush for President in 2008.

Stay the Course

Under the strong leadership of God's President we've been safe for 7 years. But if we abandon God now, we could be hit again.

We don't need to worry about the details, we just trust in God and vote our faith. When we step out in faith and leave the details to God, there's no limit to what can be accomplished.

I just knew God had something to do with those terrorist attacks. I knew it.

DoctorArch

Bill Clinton in 1992:


Bill Clinton in 2000



I always felt he aged more, but I guess he didn't.

Elki

Nobody just wants to have a good Bush bashing? I mean, the guy is pretty awful.

Zephyr

Elki wrote: »

Nobody just wants to have a good Bush bashing? I mean, the guy is pretty awful.

alright well uh

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man ages visibly over seven years: more at 11

The Green Eyed Monster

I don't believe that 1992 picture for Bill Clinton. He looked much younger during his Presidential campaign.

Hoz

celery77 wrote: »

I mean honestly, burn that dashing, handsome image of Barack as deeply into your mind as possible while you still can -- that boy is going to age if he takes the White House, and the teeny-bopper gossip columnists with a suddenly passing interest in politics are not going to be happy.

I dunno. Black men don't get as worn out by age, and Obama is an unusually relaxed politician. It'll be an interesting experiment to see what the Presidency does to Barack.

Kagera

Ah screw it, sure the first 8 years have been...disappointing. But who's to say the next 8 would be as bad?

Let's do it!

RocketSauce

So who here would bang Laura Bush if given the opportunity?

Doc

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

man ages visibly over seven years: more at 11

what you are saying is that we should elect either Clint Eastwood or Dick Clark.

Doc

RocketSauce wrote: »

So who here would bang Laura Bush if given the opportunity?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34777

"Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling"

RocketSauce

Doc wrote: »

RocketSauce wrote: »

So who here would bang Laura Bush if given the opportunity?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34777

"Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling"

I'd bang both. Preferably at the same time.

The Scribe

Elki wrote: »

To determine what needs to be done with Bush you only need to look at his picture in 2000, and one from 2008. In less than a decade he aged 30 years while accomplishing nothing. I heard that when you stand next to him, you can smell the failure.

Ask one of Bush's rich supporters if you think he accomplished nothing. He made the rich richer. That is all the GOP cares about, and it is what it achieves.

Umaro

Obama, circa 2016:

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republicans are like, evil man

Ringo

Really though, what more could Bush hope to accomplish?

War with Iran is just so out of fashion right now.

McCain's the man we need. He'll go to war with Russia because it's retro and cool again.

Rufus_Shinra

The office of the Presidency ages you at three times the speed of a normal man.

In only year and a half of just running for President, look what it's done to Obama's hair.

DJ Eebs

for another angle on that post, look at what going outside has done to obama's hair

Incenjucar

I should run for president, as I am incapable of aging.

Dalboz

In all seriousness, if Democrats hadn't taken the majority in Congress, I would have expected to hear rumblings about repealing the 22nd amendment, even if they ultimately were not taken seriously. Just as we heard rumblings about delaying the 2004 election by Tom Ridge, which ultimately wasn't taken seriously.

Besides, all of you and your quaint little "voting." It won't matter once I become Emperor of the World. MUAHAHAHA!

Honk

RocketSauce wrote: »

So who here would bang Laura Bush if given the opportunity?

I'd tap Jenna Bush though.

Nocturne

ITT: Why mods/admins should not be able to do shit while drunk.

I mean seriously, we have shit that you have to blow into in order to start your car if you have been convicted of a DUI. Can we do the same shit for mods in these here forums?

And in case you all are wondering I'm totally not drunk myself right now and am totally the serious.

FarseerBaradas

So, is it possible to bring back Theodore Roosevelt? I feel he deserves a second elected term.

yotes

I've had a secret crush on Jenna for a long, long time. I don't feel good about it, though.