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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited August 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    bibble, don't be a dickhead

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    I would be down with having qwantz's octopus on my body too

    once again, not important enough to me

    every tattoo doesn't have to be deep and meaningful

    sometimes they can just look nice!

    yeah but

    as much as I want a tattoo, I don't want something permanently inked on my body that I don't really, really want permanently inked on my body

    Shankusu on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yes to fiz

    Score

    Fiz on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I was gonna get a tattoo of my usernamesake but it is more expensive than I would like

    so I will probably buy a Sega CD instead

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    all those kinds of tattoos strike me as profoundly retarded

    imagine an eighty year-old man with a powerglove on his body

    damn, shitty

    that's why like a little swallow tucked away on the lower back, that is something i could still respect myself over

    faggot

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I've always wanted to get the superman logo on my chest, so I can rip off my shirt before sex, and scream "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPERMAN!" Then start having sex. But I feel like anyone committed enough to have sex with me, which is already a rarity, would have to want to more than once, provided they are not utterly disappointed(protip: They will be), and I feel like it'd get irritating fast to anyone but me.

    That, or a GL Ring tattoo on my finger, and corresponding logo on my chest.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want to tattoo the ingredients of skittles on my inner thigh

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  • ACTION JAREDACTION JARED Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I've always wanted to get the superman logo on my chest, so I can rip off my shirt before sex, and scream "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPERMAN!" Then start having sex. But I feel like anyone committed enough to have sex with me, which is already a rarity, would have to want to more than once, provided they are not utterly disappointed(protip: They will be), and I feel like it'd get irritating fast to anyone but me.

    That, or a GL Ring tattoo on my finger, and corresponding logo on my chest.

    The solution is to do this once, only once, and never speak of it again

    If it is brought up you will change the subject immediately

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shank or Kusu, get a tramp stamp that says "Curiosity... SATISFIED"

    Fiz on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Fiz I am not going to lie that makes it sound like I'm bicurious

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    a swallow on your lower back puts you strictly in full-blown ass-demolishing mode

    so that'd be a step back

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I've always wanted to get the superman logo on my chest, so I can rip off my shirt before sex, and scream "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPERMAN!" Then start having sex. But I feel like anyone committed enough to have sex with me, which is already a rarity, would have to want to more than once, provided they are not utterly disappointed(protip: They will be), and I feel like it'd get irritating fast to anyone but me.

    That, or a GL Ring tattoo on my finger, and corresponding logo on my chest.

    The solution is to do this once, only once, and never speak of it again

    If it is brought up you will change the subject immediately

    The problem with that plan is 2-fold:

    1) I feel like if ever placed in the unlikely scenario that I get sex, I can't envision me not wanting to yell "This looks like a job for superman."
    2.) Tattoos are expensive, and I'd like to get the optimum usage out of my dollar.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    yeah because lord knows a well-done bird is a whole lot gayer than a bulldog with a cigar coming out of its mouth and the word BRUTUS in Impact font underneath

    Shankusu on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    what an appropriate time for this thread

    my tattoo is being finished tomorrow

    I may post pictures if it is not too bloody

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    yeah because lord knows a well-done bird is a whole lot gayer than a bulldog with a cigar coming out of its mouth and the word BRUTUS in Impact font underneath

    It's a swallow

    That's the most sexually named bird you can get

    Was the nebraskan fudgepacker not available
    The Russian Hot Carl

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    shank or kusu can you honestly see yourself telling someone "i have a swallow on my ass" with a straight face

    the answer is no because if you did that then your face would be gay and not straight

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    here is what I was talking about earlier, I'd edit it a little bit but I'd really love something like this for a tattoo

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I plan on getting one tattoo on the inside of each wrist.

    On the left, it'll have <minds>, and on the right, </hate>

    <minds></hate>

    open minds end hate.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    what an appropriate time for this thread

    my tattoo is being finished tomorrow

    I may post pictures if it is not too bloody

    Whats it going to be?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Wanna get that tattoo.

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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    yeah because lord knows a well-done bird is a whole lot gayer than a bulldog with a cigar coming out of its mouth and the word BRUTUS in Impact font underneath

    It's a swallow

    That's the most sexually named bird you can get

    Was the nebraskan fudgepacker not available
    The Russian Hot Carl

    oh my god hardcore kids everywhere
    with their hair gel and their color green
    how do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong?

    because their hair gel that they use isn't tested on animals
    and their swallow tattoos are fucking lame
    and cocaine is essentially vegan
    and they don't give a fuck anyway
    they're so vain, and yes, this song is about them

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    is that Propagandhi

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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Andrew Jackson Jihad

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    nah shank, a swallow on your lower back ain't exactly the apex of masculinity

    apparently you missed my post on the very first page of this thread

    anyway, fine, maybe a swallow would not be the best choice because of its name

    but i would rather have a, let's say, finch on my shoulderblade than some "HEY GUYS LOOK IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE ROBOTICS IN MY ARM" bullshit on my body for the rest of my life

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    a finch on the shoulderblade is.... still a chick tattoo but more acceptable than a swallow

    on your ass

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm getting a swallow on my shoulder blade in a month or so in LA.

    it will accompany the tattoos already on my back, an angel and a bunch of Cherry Blossoms.

    I'm a pretty feminine dude I guess.

    #pipe on
  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I have three...they're all pretty boring. Shockingly, I'm hesitant to share them here, but what the hell. I have a Tiger Hawk on my right thigh. "I'm Wide Awake" on my left hip, and "Truth" on my right hip. Truth not in some corny sense, but in the sense that I'm a journalist. Truth makes you invincible/untouchable. It's fun to have a permanent reminder of the most important element of journalism buzzed into your skin for life.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    feminine tattoos are better by far than whatever the hell constitutes "masculine" tattoos

    and i love your cherry blossom idea bunches, pipe

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I'm getting a swallow on my shoulder blade in a month or so in LA.

    it will accompany the tattoos already on my back, an angel and a bunch of Cherry Blossoms.

    I'm a pretty feminine dude I guess.

    most homosexuals are

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I've always wanted a tattoo, but I've never really figured out what I want on my body.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I love vaginas though

    don't let the tattoos fool you

    #pipe on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    my tattoo thread was cooler
    needs more pics in Op or lameee

    neville on
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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm going to get a tattoo of a series of mathematical equations that when you graph them draw a vagina.


    Because even the people who would get that joke



    won't get that joke.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kosh your tattoo idea reminds me of George Clooney in Dusk Til Dawn.

    The only tribal tattoo I've ever liked

    Though out the whole movie, you only ever see this little bit on his neck

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    then in the last five minutes, he pulls of his jacket and bam
    mother fucker goes right down his arm to the wrist

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    #pipe on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    meaningless gender neutral line tattoos are the best

    i might get that dan clowes mr. jones imp when i can

    if i get rich i'd get something huge and art nouveau

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kosh your tattoo idea reminds me of George Clooney in Dusk Til Dawn.

    The only tribal tattoo I've ever liked

    Though out the whole movie, you only ever see this little bit on his neck

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    then in the last five minutes, he pulls of his jacket and bam
    mother fucker goes right down his arm to the wrist

    clooney_arm.jpg

    See if I would get something it would be something like that. Where if I wanted to I could button up my shirt, and no one would see the tattoo. Then I could unbutton it or not wear a shirt and show that shit off.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    my tattoo thread was cooler
    needs more pics in Op or lameee

    I'm gonna get my Calvin and Hobbes tattoo and we can be tattoo buddies!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah 999 times out of 1000 tribal is total balls.

    #pipe on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    my tattoo thread was cooler
    needs more pics in Op or lameee

    I'm gonna get my Calvin and Hobbes tattoo and we can be tattoo buddies!

    yessssssssssss

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