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[Game On] Space Station 13: In space, no one can hear you ring in the new year.

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dixie Normous- [145.9]-broadcasts: Who messed with the Co2 in engineering? Someone set them to accept.
    Luigi Falzoni- [145.9]-broadcasts: i did, the CO2 tanks are empty, you fill them to siphon pressure from the reactor
    Salmon'd for FILTHY LIES.

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    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
    Warframe/Steam: NFyt
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well, I started playing. I started walking around, until I was pushed into a raging inferno. I barely survived, and I spent the next while trying to not die. People were trying to figure out what was wrong, but a lot of salve and an oxygen tank later and I was still dying. Then I saw someone murder someone, then in my last breath I punched the dude in the face while being welded into somewhere with no oxygen.

    I like this game

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh, it's refreshing to be able to take Scruffy the Janitor out of retirement for a new round of Black Hole Lockers.

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] If you're Jesus and you know it, clap your hands.
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Heh. Beatings are fun, are they not?

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    You're still a cocksucker.

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lol at least im not in a locker bro

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Three mans on Darksun's server.


    WE NEED MANS!

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    on my way

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thought that was my internet :/

    Also, monkey gas? Really? :(

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I guess all those meteors didn't help any.


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  • JastJast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I checked out your server darksun. It seems to be empty?

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah. Yeah it is. People just left. I'm not in the mood for playing right now, try later tonight.

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  • GalagaGalaxianGalagaGalaxian Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    anyone on right now?

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    Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
  • JastJast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Five people on Darksun's server! Join up!

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  • Commissar DemosthenesCommissar Demosthenes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mans? I'm there. TF2 will be played later.

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    Steam name: Chicago Ted.
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    oh god I am not good at battlefield
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I comin

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tim is a jerk!

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I might be on after some other games. But I need sleep dammit I always get sucked into long sessions in this game!

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I have some serious issues with you know, Jast.

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  • Commissar DemosthenesCommissar Demosthenes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Slow traitor is slow.

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    Steam name: Chicago Ted.
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Slow traitor is slow.
    Or, maybe he is dead?
    Just hypothesizing here.

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  • Commissar DemosthenesCommissar Demosthenes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Damnit, Game ended before I could flashbang myself

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    Steam name: Chicago Ted.
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  • GalagaGalaxianGalagaGalaxian Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I tried to be a good doctor D:

    But every critical patient I tried to treat died, is there something specific I'm suppose to do? I was trying to stuff em with rejuvs then bruise/ointment/whatever but it was useless.

    And how do I cure a drug overdose?


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    Funny how no one knew I went a good portion of the game with a fully charged laser pistol in my backpack. :P Just in case I had to give out some... "preventive medicine".

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    Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Normally, I'm pretty averse to murder without being the traitor. However, when the current captain witnesses the beating to death of the two previous captains, the AI is going haywire, and people are getting horribly burned, my patience for crazy people in the brig who won't shut up is very limited. So limited, in fact, that I took great pleasure in forgoing the whole trial thing for an obvious murderer by beating the prisoner's head in with a toolbox and tossing them in the brig locker. With an immense amount of satisfaction, I then went to watch as the crazy AI was eventually beaten to death.

    Unfortunately, I was then promptly murdered by the computer assassin. At least my victim's murderer got what was coming to him.

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  • GalagaGalaxianGalagaGalaxian Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I had a anesthetic air tank and medical mask in my backpack, I was considering straight-jacketing him and just KOing him permanently. :P

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    Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    A few minutes before the explosion, I was trying to break through an airlock to get to the escape pods and leave. Forcing a powered airlock open is harder with a crazy AI.

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  • Commissar DemosthenesCommissar Demosthenes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I tried to be a good doctor D:

    But every critical patient I tried to treat died, is there something specific I'm suppose to do? I was trying to stuff em with rejuvs then bruise/ointment/whatever but it was useless.

    And how do I cure a drug overdose?


    Make sure you are targeting the part of the body that is injured. Change where you are targeting by clicking places on the little dude in the top right.

    I dunno. Stick 'em in a sleeper and wait?

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    Steam name: Chicago Ted.
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Woo! I came back as an undead monkey!

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    How does I cryoed mans?

    Shit happens. People die. As a doctor, your job is to prevent that from happening. When people are still in positive health, that's easy enough. The fun starts when someone reaches 0% healthy or below. A few interesting things happen at this point. One, unless it got changed at some point, it is physically impossible to hurt someone who's health is below 0%. Two, first-aid healing does not function. Three, the person starts to slowly suffocate, until they reach -100% healthy, which is death. A person in this state needs serious healing. Luckily, serious healing exists, in the cryo suite.

    Step one: Locate the dying person.
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    Once the mostly-dead person has been found, they need to be brought to a sleeper posthaste. To halt the suffocation process, use CPR or injected Rejuvinators. Note that neither lasts overly long, so haste is still needed. Once you get them into a sleeper, you can relax a bit. A character's health will not degrade while in a sleeper, so you can dump them in there until you've got the cryo set up.

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    Once they're in the sleeper, take a look at how hurt they are with the sleeper console, to get an idea of how quick you'll want to be once it's time to get them into the cryo tube.

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    Use the sleeper panel to fill the dude with rejuvs, and pop the near-stiff out of the sleeper and pop them in the tube. Then go to the freezer unit, and set it to transfer oxygen, plasma, and coolant into the cryo tube. Do NOT set the coolant transfer to 10, that will kill your patient. I've found that setting to 3 works good, then drop it down to 1 once the freezer unit is at -95. At this point, you can click the cryo tube to watch the patient's (hopefully) recovery.
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    ((Note the coolant setting of 6. This killed my initial test subject.))
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    Assuming things worked right, your patient will be alive as in this shot, and not dead from burns suffered from the cryo tube. Cryo burns occur when the temperature in the tube change rapidly, such as what happens when the tube is cooled at level 10 while the man is in it. If you haven't killed him, his health should steadily improve back up to 100% healthy, at which point you can shut off the transfer on the freezer and pop the guy out of the tube and back into the sleeper.
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    Congrats! Wait for the Paralysis summary to hit 1 second left, then eject them from the sleeper. You just saved a guy's life!

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    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
    Warframe/Steam: NFyt
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Woo! I just beat a undead monkey to death!

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  • Commissar DemosthenesCommissar Demosthenes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Who killed my target for me? I didn't get to use my traitor item. :|

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    Steam name: Chicago Ted.
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Who killed my target for me? I didn't get to use my traitor item. :|
    Me!

    Fuck you, Sherry.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Whoever played as Kyle Hyde in this current game, and released all of my plasma, then abandoned mob and came and lit it on fire can seriously go suck a huge dick.

    What the fuck, man. 2 people in the game and you grief the ONLY thing we are doing? Way to be a fucking grade A twat.

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  • Commissar DemosthenesCommissar Demosthenes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey, it wasn't me, I just shot myself.

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    Steam name: Chicago Ted.
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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well someone did, and they need to get their muh fuckin MIND RIGHT.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I suggest banning whoever is playing Bobby Barron this round.

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  • Commissar DemosthenesCommissar Demosthenes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So, Pipes work. You can't remove them (Like secret doors) but you can lay pipes and manifolds and connectors and such.


    AWESOME

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    Steam name: Chicago Ted.
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  • StealtharcadiaStealtharcadia Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anybody playing? I'm totally up for a game.

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So, you know how the prototype engine can be used to make 'thermal detonator' bombs that make nice clean circular holes in the station? I found a way to make one without using the prototype engine.

    8-)

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    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
    Warframe/Steam: NFyt
  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    NEO|Phyte wrote: »
    So, you know how the prototype engine can be used to make 'thermal detonator' bombs that make nice clean circular holes in the station? I found a way to make one without using the prototype engine.

    8-)

    Don't all bombs do that now?

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