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Dude was just looking to get hammered.

NadsNads Bob DuccaAsleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
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I picture when the cops walked through the door, one of them did that thing you always see in movies where he suddenly doubles back and dry heaves while the other stares, wide-eyed.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lemme just open my front door before cramming tools into my rectum

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    which end of the hammer went in first?

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Guy is really pounding the midnight oil.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    he really got nailed on that one

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah, I can't top that one.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah, that pretty much tops 'em maul.

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    I picture when the cops walked through the door, one of them did that thing you always see in movies where he suddenly doubles back and dry heaves while the other stares, wide-eyed.

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    Oh! Oh, dear god! Cover your eyes, boys!
    *Eddie starts dry heaving*
    It's okay, man. If it doesn't affect you, you're not human.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    God bless you, Joon.

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So the cop walks in as he jams a hammer in his ass?

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yep and he shlorps it back out, gives it a little inspection and then goes "oh hey"

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    joon what episode is that you have to tell me

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I like the that neighbor's statement involved "He does it 24/24" and "He's not right."

    24 hours a day, 24 days a week.

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    4:20 put a claw hammer in your ass e'rry day

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    by the way

    you can get arrested for these things?

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Just installing a dog door on the ol' backdoor.

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    probably not in the privacy of your own home

    he just forgot the privacy part

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh, so he wasn't at home doing it?

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the phrase "pull my finger" comes to mind

    but I don't really want to think about the image in too much depth

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Fletcher wrote: »
    the phrase "pull my finger" comes to mind

    but I don't really want to think about the image in too much depth

    No pun intended.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Oh, so he wasn't at home doing it?

    You didn't read any of it, did you?

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Oh, so he wasn't at home doing it?

    he was, but with his blinds open so everyone in the neighbourhood could appreciate his work

    and the front door wide open if anyone liked what they saw

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Oh, so he wasn't at home doing it?

    yeah, but he didn't even close the curtains or the door

    the dude must've been raised in a barn

    actually that would make sense

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    joon what episode is that you have to tell me

    Season 12, episode 11, "Worst Episode Ever"

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Oh, so he wasn't at home doing it?

    You didn't read any of it, did you?

    :oops:

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    y'all act like you never shoved anything up your butt before

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    y'all act like you never shoved anything up your butt before
    you can post from jail?!?

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Motor oil?? Dude's asking for some anus cancer. When inserting construction tools rectally, one should only use lubricants approved for use in human orifices by the FDA.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tools can be sexy!
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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Joon wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    I picture when the cops walked through the door, one of them did that thing you always see in movies where he suddenly doubles back and dry heaves while the other stares, wide-eyed.

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    Oh! Oh, dear god! Cover your eyes, boys!
    *Eddie starts dry heaving*
    It's okay, man. If it doesn't affect you, you're not human.

    haha, i immediately thought of that while reading the OP

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  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The hammer is my penis

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  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I guess he and the hammer had done it before, because this time it was letting him do the weird stuff.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    :whistle:If I had a hammer
    I'd hammer in the morning
    I'd hammer in the evening
    All over this land:whistle:

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    In today's news, man's lovelife gets benched.

    Again, slightly NSFW.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    you know in the original story, the police reports never say which end of the Hammer of Sodom he had inserted.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    In today's news, man's lovelife gets benched.

    Again, slightly NSFW.

    poor bastard

    i know how it is though

    sometimes you just gotta fuck a steel bench in a park

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Sometimes you just feel like going to the grocery store and sticking your dick into the pile of oranges in the produce aisle.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I can't say I ever feel like sticking my dick anywhere it doesn't belong.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    also hahah @ report:

    WITH HIS GENITAL REGION CLEARLY VISIBLE TO MYSELF

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    There's some things you can put in your butt and some things you just can't.

    And a hammer is definitely one of them.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Joon wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    I picture when the cops walked through the door, one of them did that thing you always see in movies where he suddenly doubles back and dry heaves while the other stares, wide-eyed.

    nothuman.png
    Oh! Oh, dear god! Cover your eyes, boys!
    *Eddie starts dry heaving*
    It's okay, man. If it doesn't affect you, you're not human.

    Ahahahhahahah :^:

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