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Bowling team names?

MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest ZombieCoeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
edited August 2008 in Help / Advice Forum
So tonight I embark on a new bowling season and, as I had the highest average in our league last year, I'm one of the captains. I use "captain" loosely because all I have to do is pick my team and bowl as well as I can.

I'm looking for any ideas to use for bowling team names. It's pretty much just a drinking/fun league so the names can be pretty much anything, but preferrably not too dirty. But I don't want a name that's some tired, old cliche i.e. "Gutterballs", "Strikers" or the like. As a frame of reference my team last year was name The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers and I could probably just use it again, but that seems a bit lazy.

Any suggestions?

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pin Pals!

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Pin Pals!

    Damn you, I was going to suggest that!

    Holy Rollers is my second pick.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    16 pound balls.

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    edited August 2008
    Oklahoma City Bombers

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    edited August 2008
    "The Dudes"

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    edited August 2008
    The Fighting Mongooses

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  • Jimmy KingJimmy King Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mind In The Gutter

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gutter Boys.

    EDIT: Alternatively: "Every Other Team Here Sucks and We're the Best"

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  • rchourchou Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nobody Fucks With The Jesuses.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Biggest pair you've ever seen"
    "38lbs teabag"

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "State-Of-The-Art Robots"

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  • areaarea Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Spartans

    No Split, Sherlock

    No pin intended

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Donny, you're out of your element"

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Ball Wranglers

    edit: although "no split, sherlock" is fucking brilliant

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Bowling as sex innuendo"

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    area wrote: »
    No Split, Sherlock


    This. Goddammit this.

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  • JeiceJeice regular
    edited August 2008
    We're Better Than You

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    Chug!

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "The B-Sharps" Oh wait...

    The 310s (whatever a perfect score is)
    7 of 10s
    The Leuge of Extraordinary Bolwers ("LEB" for short)

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  • DVGDVG No. 1 Honor Student Nether Institute, Evil AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Three Fingers Deep"

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    area wrote: »
    No Split, Sherlock


    This. Goddammit this.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    area wrote: »
    No Split, Sherlock


    This. Goddammit this.

    YES

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  • OhtheVogonityOhtheVogonity Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    No Pin Intended was a pretty choice one, too.

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    edited August 2008
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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    area wrote: »
    No Split, Sherlock


    This. Goddammit this.

    YES
    Haha, yeah, you have to use this one.

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  • theconductor221theconductor221 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "this is how i roll"

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    my fiance' says 'Lucky Strikes'

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  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Great suggestions everyone. Ended up going with No Split, Sherlock as it seemed to win the popular vote. I must admit, at first I was kind of "meh" about it, but it grew on me quickly. And hey, I love a good pun.

    Thanks a lot for the advice.

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