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Bye Bye Bernie

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  • humorbot5humorbot5 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    humorbot5 wrote: »
    humorbot5 wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    humorbot5 wrote: »
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    Koshian wrote: »
    those at&t commercials from way back?

    also probably because he is a ginger

    Also Family Guy took a shot at him once and everyone worships Family Guy these days......

    i


    really


    i thought everyone hated family guy

    Well, they worship it here in England, I dunno where you are.
    Seriously, I liked it when I was the minority who had seen it, now everyone is quoting at me all day everyday.
    oh lord

    Yeah, it's as crazy as the time I was made completely of gravy.

    On the top side, you didn't say "Giggidy" at the end of that sentence.
    And no, that isn't a suggestion. :x

    sigh

    you're new here aren't you

    Well, yes and no...I made this account ages ago, but I haven't posted a whole lot, I've posted before, just not a whole lot.

    I am assuming you are saying that because you are assuming I wasn't ready for a deluge of Family Guy quotes including some "Giggidy"s headed my way...However that was what I was expecting and I am thoroughly disappointed with the lack of Family Guy quotes you people are sending me in a crude attempt to annoy the noob.

    no no no

    most people here hate family guy

    you are rehashing like an ancient opinion

    Ah, good.
    I ought to shake all of your hands.
    Similarly I posted here in September, then I took a break....That's pretty much my posting history.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bernie
    what the fuck
    dude was far too young to die

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think the thread title should be "Weekend at Bernie's III: He's back and black"

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  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    that sucks, his bit on the original kings of comedy was so fucking good.

    i always liked his work too, shitty

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What strange and sad news. It's always sad when a person goes before their time

    That being said, I agree with those of you who wished it was Carlos Mencia. And I hope he internet ego-searches and reads this

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I keep hearing him say "America!" in my head.

    Bernie Mac Show was very underappricated.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    artoo wrote: »
    Why not Carlos Mencia? D:

    yeah, seriously

    Or even Dane Cook, tbh. :|


    First George Carlin, and now Bernie Mac... God is getting greedy. >:O

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  • humorbot5humorbot5 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    I think the thread title should be "Weekend at Bernie's III: He's back and black"

    Second.

    Furthermore, I found that very funny.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I had no idea he was even in critical condition beforehand. It's always a bummer to hear another death.

    Unless it's Carlos Mencia that's dying.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bernie Mac was hilarious and if you say different, I dislike you.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    artoo wrote: »
    Why not Carlos Mencia? D:

    yeah, seriously

    Or even Dane Cook, tbh. :|


    First George Carlin, and now Bernie Mac... God is getting greedy. >:O

    I was going to say this was all making me very worried for morgan freeman

    but then I read that he is expected to make a full recovery and was discharged from the hospital!

    yay

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i'd much rather watch a dane cook routine than a george carlin one

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    you never cease to amaze

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man i was bummed i found out i was like noooo dang man

    I really liked bernie mac because he was like a chill dad telling funny jokes and stories and he enjoyed his fame but he didn't wear it out like Martin Lawrence

    I thought he was way funnier than Cedric or that other guy (who is so not funny I can't even remember his name)

    His jokes were more than weed/race jokes which TOO MANY COMEDIANS RELY ON and i thought that was a great aspect of his style, which made it a good style, you know talented

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i'd much rather watch a dane cook routine than a george carlin one

    This is because you are the worst person

    Ever

    Also god damn I liked Bernie Mac come on God what the fuck

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    The thing about Bernie Mac was how good-natured and laid back his humour was. He wasn't going "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I'M DOING JOKES! LAUGH AT ME! LOVE ME!" like a lot of comedians. He was just chilling out, saying funny stuff.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Can we have a vote off and get rid of burden of proof

    he should bear the weight of the burden of his terribleness which we will find proof of through a vote

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    weekend at bernie's 3?
    anyone already make that joke

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The thing about Bernie Mac was how good-natured and laid back his humour was. He wasn't going "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I'M DOING JOKES! LAUGH AT ME! LOVE ME!" like a lot of comedians. He was just chilling out, saying funny stuff.

    man that is exactly how i feel and said but i got botp'd
    he was easily one of my top 4 favorite comedians because his style was pretty set apart from others

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    The thing about Bernie Mac was how good-natured and laid back his humour was. He wasn't going "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I'M DOING JOKES! LAUGH AT ME! LOVE ME!" like a lot of comedians. He was just chilling out, saying funny stuff.

    man that is exactly how i feel and said but i got botp'd
    he was easily one of my top 4 favorite comedians because his style was pretty set apart from others

    His stuff for Kings of Comedy when he talked about his nephew cracks me up so fucking much

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Damn it, just found out

    This sucks

    Too many people are dieing, too many good people are dieing

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Was thinking making the thread title a Weekend at Bernie's joke but decided against it

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    i never saw his stand-up but the bernie mac show was hilarious

    his delivery is awesome

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    weekend at bernie's 3?
    anyone already make that joke

    yes i did

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fuck, we are starting to run out of good comedians.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    I'll always remember Bernie Mac for the movie Bad Santa.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    i'd much rather watch a dane cook routine than a george carlin one

    This is because you are the worst person

    Ever

    Also god damn I liked Bernie Mac come on God what the fuck

    I listen to comedy because I like to laugh. Not to hear some old man swear and call people stupid for an hour.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    i'd much rather watch a dane cook routine than a george carlin one

    This is because you are the worst person

    Ever

    Also god damn I liked Bernie Mac come on God what the fuck

    I listen to comedy because I like to laugh. Not to hear some old man swear and call people stupid for an hour.

    goddammit Burden

    actually never mind I'm not even surprised

    carry on

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    What strange and sad news. It's always sad when a person goes before their time

    That being said, I agree with those of you who wished it was Carlos Mencia. And I hope he internet ego-searches and reads this

    Now that I've been swayed on Carrot Top, this is a new movement I can get behind.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Dane Cook is loud.

    He also can't seem to talk without moving his hands.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's not like I'm a huge fan of Dane Cook or anything, I pretty much agree with all the common criticisms people have for him.

    Given the choice between his act and Carlin's, there's no contest between which I'd rather listen to. One of them seems to be trying to make people laugh and the other seems content with waddling on stage and spouting nihilism for hours on end.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's not like I'm a huge fan of Dane Cook or anything, I pretty much agree with all the common criticisms people have for him.

    Given the choice between his act and Carlin's, there's no contest between which I'd rather listen to. One of them seems to be trying to make people laugh and the other seems content with waddling on stage and spouting nihilism for hours on end.

    You're terrible

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I tried to watch the Bernie Mac show once and I can't understand a damn thing that guy says without captioning on

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    It's not like I'm a huge fan of Dane Cook or anything, I pretty much agree with all the common criticisms people have for him.

    Given the choice between his act and Carlin's, there's no contest between which I'd rather listen to. One of them seems to be trying to make people laugh and the other seems content with waddling on stage and spouting nihilism for hours on end.

    yeah I can pretty much understand that actually. some george carlin is just awful, and not just awful unfunny, awful and condescending and obnoxious. dane cook at his worst is just ineffectual

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I've never seen Martin Lawrence in anything good.
    Obviously you've never seen anything he's been in.

    I've seen him in uh

    Blue Streak
    Bad Boys 2
    Black Knight

    and he was pretty bad in all of them.
    Fuck. I actually saw Blue Streak in the cinema.

    Fuck.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    opinion validation feels nice sometimes

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    opinion validation feels nice sometimes

    You're pretty right on, the thing is that what makes people likes Carlin is that his nihilism is funny to them.

    But I really can't find anything that's funny about Cook.

    Your opinion though

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I've never seen Martin Lawrence in anything good.
    Obviously you've never seen anything he's been in.

    I've seen him in uh

    Blue Streak
    Bad Boys 2
    Black Knight

    and he was pretty bad in all of them.
    Fuck. I actually saw Blue Streak in the cinema.

    Fuck.

    I saw about 5 minutes on TV and that was too much. Kill yourself.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i'd much rather watch a dane cook routine than a george carlin one

    y'know I was just comin' in here to say it sucks that bernie mac died even though I am not really familiar with his work but y'know

    you're an idiot

    shit popular opinion is turning on me

    well uh

    you're still an idiot

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm sorry I don't like a comedian that you do.

    I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.

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