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The Unfair Banning Competition (Pleas For Clemency)

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    THE SHORT AND SWEET STORY OF WHY I HATE TEEFS, by Oboro; alternatively, 'When Neovagina Turned Against Neovagina', or: THE WHALE (crossposted)
    Oboro wrote: »
    I voted for teefs because on the same night teefs came to me for advice and consolation, he reconsidered and said that I had fucked my life up beyond reproach and that the less he associated with me the better. He told me that he considered me poison and everything I said to be the worst possible thing to hear. He did not want help with the practical concerns -- the ones that only I, or his other sisters, could tell him -- nor did he want companionship or anything else.

    I offered to be there for him regardless, sent him the occasional message, but was constantly rejected and told that he didn't want to talk about anything -- while, of course, he would talk about those very same things in SE++ to the tune of a chortling crowd who found it all very hilarious while also of course not contributing anything of note to teef's "campaign."

    teefs spit on me when I offered him a bond of sisterhood and his later, pitiful attempts to bridge the gap were simply posturing. I cannot forget the things he said to me, and the things he said about transpeople in general when he first got these ideas in his head.

    teefs told me that we were all miserable failures, and that he would be the only one who succeeds. He would never be unhappy, and he would never make mistakes, and his way of doing this was to cut himself off from our community that only wanted to help.

    He gave himself, instead, to the joker.

    I will be far happier when I stop seeing even his very infrequent posts that I do come across.
    teefs spit in my eye every time I tried to help him. teefs openly refused to talk to me or to follow through on communities and advice I ushered him towards because he thought that everyone else was a failure. teefs thought that he was invincible, and only his method would bear out.

    Then he started a ridiculous cult of personality instead, and still denied me.

    He fucked me up. You do not spit on your sister and the sisters beside her that want to help you.

    weren't you like a heroin addict though

    I am not terribly surprised teefs made that decision

    Tfs is anti-drugs erry day

    Fiz on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    oboro is wiggin but his stories are all about being a girl
    emergency amendment meeting called

    oboro's addition to the poll to be discussed

    bring jelly donuts


    what if i can only bring glazed

    CHOCOLATE glazed

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2008
    having my butt surgically altered into a pair of tits

    Knob on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    RedTide wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Can we also ban anyone that has been going along with TFS and been referring to him with female pronouns or whatever his chosen post-chopjob name was?

    Oh hey, what a humonguos douchebag you are.

    Coming from you, this is a compliment.

    No matter how clever you think you are, this doesn't make any sense at all.

    PotU on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Can we also ban anyone that has been going along with TFS and been referring to him with female pronouns or whatever his chosen post-chopjob name was?

    sup bigot
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I'll bet Munkus and Rankenphile call black people the n-word right to their faces

    Redeemer on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    If there is one thing i hate its drug addicts. I'm tolerant to a fault of pretty much everything, but goddamn i hate junkies

    another vote for oboro!

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Guys.


    Tube is like Christ. He died for us, and then came back to show us how to run the forums.


    It's time for him to go.


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    MechMantis on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The chick he was with wasn't bad looking

    course he's in the friend zone

    so

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    oboro is wiggin but his stories are all about being a girl
    emergency amendment meeting called

    oboro's addition to the poll to be discussed

    bring jelly donuts


    what if i can only bring glazed

    CHOCOLATE glazed

    sup bigot

    Knob on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    having my butt surgically altered into a pair of tits
    buttillation

    Snowbeat on
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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man, I don't want any of these guys banned, I came in here to vote for Weatherman Bob because of the story he told about making some girl get his name tattooed on herself and then dumping her

    It will be a shame if Teefs is banned, I'm actually surprised she's winning this poll, I didn't think there was so much actual dislike here for her, I thought it was all part of the SE++ fun.

    And I really hope this isn't Tube stepping down, because he's a funny dude and a good admin, makes this place exciting.

    Ten on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If there is one thing i hate its drug addicts. I'm tolerant to a fault of pretty much everything, but goddamn i hate junkies

    another vote for oboro!

    or for TFS

    Balefuego on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    penis inversion

    Starfuck on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    are you saying tfs is unattractive, deemer?

    is that what you are saying?

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited August 2008
    I do have to say that the whole thing of making it a point of pride to call teefs "he" is one of the stupidest things that a lot of otherwise smart posters have done around here.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Think of what happened after Jesus left

    Everyone fucked up everything he made and declared war on one another and started fucking up other religions/forums

    We need to nail him to a cross so he stays in one place

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    If there is one thing i hate its drug addicts. I'm tolerant to a fault of pretty much everything, but goddamn i hate junkies

    another vote for oboro!

    or for TFS

    or for me

    Knob on
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Can we also ban anyone that has been going along with TFS and been referring to him with female pronouns or whatever his chosen post-chopjob name was?

    Oh hey, what a humonguos douchebag you are.

    Coming from you, this is a compliment.

    No matter how clever you think you are, this doesn't make any sense at all.

    I hold you and your opinions in incredibly low esteem and might potentially see it as a good thing to be disliked by you?

    RedTide on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I do have to say that the whole thing of making it a point of pride to call teefs "he" is one of the stupidest things that a lot of otherwise smart posters have done around here.

    You're aemelius right?

    Inquisitor on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Can we also ban anyone that has been going along with TFS and been referring to him with female pronouns or whatever his chosen post-chopjob name was?

    sup bigot
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    he wasnt being serious, was he

    Projeck on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Can we also ban anyone that has been going along with TFS and been referring to him with female pronouns or whatever his chosen post-chopjob name was?

    sup bigot
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I'll bet Munkus and Rankenphile call black people the n-word right to their faces

    I just say Christopher, usually has the same effect on em.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    oboro is wiggin but his stories are all about being a girl
    emergency amendment meeting called

    oboro's addition to the poll to be discussed

    bring jelly donuts


    what if i can only bring glazed

    CHOCOLATE glazed

    sup bigot

    sup oldie

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    Man, I don't want any of these guys banned, I came in here to vote for Weatherman Bob because of the story he told about making some girl get his name tattooed on herself and then dumping her

    It will be a shame if Teefs is banned, I'm actually surprised she's winning this poll, I didn't think there was so much actual dislike here for her, I thought it was all part of the SE++ fun.

    And I really hope this isn't Tube stepping down, because he's a funny dude and a good admin, makes this place exciting.

    This Tube's version of a cry for help. If he wins the vote, he's going to commit suicide.

    SageinaRage on
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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    are you saying tfs is unattractive, deemer?

    is that what you are saying?


    I'll go out on a limb and call him unattractive.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    more people should vote for me!

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    RedTide wrote: »
    I always thought you were a dude.

    he is. she is. it's complicated.

    Which way did the whole switch go?

    RedTide on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    RedTide wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Can we also ban anyone that has been going along with TFS and been referring to him with female pronouns or whatever his chosen post-chopjob name was?

    Oh hey, what a humonguos douchebag you are.

    Coming from you, this is a compliment.

    No matter how clever you think you are, this doesn't make any sense at all.

    I hold you and your opinions in incredibly low esteem and might potentially see it as a good thing to be disliked by you?

    it's like you want me to hate you

    potatoe on
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    Man, I don't want any of these guys banned, I came in here to vote for Weatherman Bob because of the story he told about making some girl get his name tattooed on herself and then dumping her

    It will be a shame if Teefs is banned, I'm actually surprised she's winning this poll, I didn't think there was so much actual dislike here for her, I thought it was all part of the SE++ fun.

    And I really hope this isn't Tube stepping down, because he's a funny dude and a good admin, makes this place exciting.

    This Tube's version of a cry for help. If he wins the vote, he's going to commit suicide.

    No, he's not. He's going to ascend.

    Did you entirely ignore the educational image I just posted?

    MechMantis on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    are you saying tfs is unattractive, deemer?

    is that what you are saying?


    I'll go out on a limb and call him unattractive.

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Talonious could be Shibby's younger brother.

    Fiz on
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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think TFS sucks because every time s/he mentions his situation it appears to be nothing but posturing for attention. This is especially true with those who s/he convinces to female pronouns/names. It looks like nothing but him getting his jollies by having idiot hangers-on indulge his/her every whim.

    JohnHam on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i voted for shibby because out of all the people on the list

    he's the only one i wouldnt miss

    Kovak on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    are you saying tfs is unattractive, deemer?

    is that what you are saying?
    He is pretty unattractive as a female. Maybe once he loses the penis and gets some tits it'd be a different story.

    I just can't get passed the penis thing.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    Am I a bigot if I roll my eyes every time someone refers to teefs as "she" or "Karen"

    Tube on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I do have to say that the whole thing of making it a point of pride to call teefs "he" is one of the stupidest things that a lot of otherwise smart posters have done around here.
    well technically teefs is a "he" at the moment

    if he ever goes through with his surgery I would call him a "she"

    Snowbeat on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    are you saying tfs is unattractive, deemer?

    is that what you are saying?

    I... am not... saying that.

    Redeemer on
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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If there is one thing i hate its drug addicts. I'm tolerant to a fault of pretty much everything, but goddamn i hate junkies

    another vote for oboro!

    BAN THE ENTIRE SISTERHOOD

    Canada_jezus on
  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    RedTide wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    I always thought you were a dude.

    he is. she is. it's complicated.

    Which way did the whole switch go?


    I'm of the understanding that there hasn't beena switch. Theres just been teefs insisting that chicks can have dicks too.

    I could be wrong. I often am.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    more people should vote for me!

    nope, go fuck yourself orik

    tyrannus on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Am I a bigot if I roll my eyes every time someone refers to teefs as "she" or "Karen"
    nope

    you're a sexist

    sexist

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    are you saying tfs is unattractive, deemer?

    is that what you are saying?

    I... am not... saying that.

    Just implying that?

    Inquisitor on
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