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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man, what am I doing posting, I'm supposed to be getting dinner ready
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    yeah there are some games I am just too cool to be seen with in my game list

    but if loving ecco the dolphin is wrong, I don't wanna be right

    i played so much ecco the dolphin on the sega genesis, and as far as i can recall i never deciphered any of the plot or had any idea what i was doing. i just loved swimming around.

    i wish i had a wii so i could play that game where you pet fish.

    Endless Ocean? That game was pretty fun, although the story mode is super short and the music is fucking terrible.

    i really could not care less about the story, man. i'm just in it for petting fish.

    Well then, you'll find a plethora of fish to pet! Manta rays! Sharks! Coelacanths!

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    cal you big dipshit I haven't asked because I know you're crazy busy, and I also know rank has fridays off

    I figured the party on saturday was gonna be the first time you'd have a chance
    I coulda' seen you last sunday.

    Ooooh, man, it was all Sunny out and Natasha and I went on a huge three hour walk down to Golden Gardens and took pictures of ducks and then watched the sunset and it was rad.

    Then we played warcraft.
    I had hella stuff going on on sunday but I've mostly been just wandering around during the day while everyone works their silly jobs

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Speaking of it, didn't you say the designers were working on a new game with a bigger budget?
    Yeah, one of my ex-coworkers had a friend who was working at the game studio that was supposedly making the game. I don't know what happened to that project because I lost contact with my buddy a while back.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mori is gonna be in so much trouble with all of this evidence

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    satansfingers wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    yeah there are some games I am just too cool to be seen with in my game list

    but if loving ecco the dolphin is wrong, I don't wanna be right

    i played so much ecco the dolphin on the sega genesis, and as far as i can recall i never deciphered any of the plot or had any idea what i was doing. i just loved swimming around.

    i wish i had a wii so i could play that game where you pet fish.

    I was wayyyy into the story

    I was like okay yes tornados stealing dolphins, sweet. okay this orca is gonna tell me some cryptic shit. where the fuck is this key glyph. holy fuck blue whale. ok aliens got it.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I had hella stuff going on on sunday but I've mostly been just wandering around during the day while everyone works their silly jobs
    Oh, yeah, I can't do anythin' during the day. I don't have a lunch break.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ecco kind of sucked

    or I kind of sucked at it

    either way

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    ecco kind of sucked

    or I kind of sucked at it

    either way
    Shut your whore mouth.

    Ecco was awesome.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i'm pretty confident i was way too young to understand what the hell i was supposed to be doing in ecco

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    ecco kind of sucked

    or I kind of sucked at it

    either way

    you probably sucked at it because it was great

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    ecco kind of sucked

    or I kind of sucked at it

    either way
    Shut your whore mouth.

    Ecco was awesome.

    you would like ecco

    that game is bullshit and so are you

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    you would like ecco

    that game is bullshit and so are you
    Oh yeah? Well....

    at least.... I... SHUT UP!

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    You know what's awesome? We haven't hung out, like, ever.
    Well, whose fault is that?!

    probably both of ours. How's this weekend sound? Saturday night?

    Let's do it.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    you would like ecco

    that game is bullshit and so are you
    Oh yeah? Well....

    at least.... I... SHUT UP!

    suck it

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I JUST found out about Showtimes, I was trying to road rage and I'm like why the fuck am I What the HELL WHAT SHIIIIIT

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    suck it
    Yes well, at least one of us doesn't quote wrestlers from the 90s....

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    suck it
    Yes well, at least one of us doesn't quote wrestlers from the 90s....

    we can't all be as awesome as I am

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    showtime is arguably my favorite thing

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Just fucking ROCKED Nelson way

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jeez I just looked through a bunch of truly awful Fallout 3 mods

    what the fuck goes through people's heads when they say "I'm going to make the raiders look like Juggalos"

    Granted the idea of killing juggalos is enticing

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Can you showtime online with other people around and hit them?

    Can You

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yes, I think so

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Can you showtime people during an online race

    because if you can, getting wrecked by me in racing has gone from a maybe to mandatory

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    nah you can only showtime while freeburning

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    And some achievements are just bullshit for the amount of points you get

    I mean, five points for "The Teaser" in Fable 2? Fuck you!

    yeah I felt pretty gypped with all of the fable achievements

    I kept trying to get more and more people to have sex with me simultaneously in the hopes that the game would acknowledge my orgiastic ways, but all I got was a bunch of stds and a few bastard children

    Well, there's the one, at least.

    Man it is pissing me off how I can't find the last item I need for the Box of Secrets in the DLC. The fucking clothing merchants in Fairfax Gardens must hate me.

    Regal Purple Dye? I had it my inventory by randomn chance. I think I got it as a present from my spouse once.

    I hate the achievements that require grinding to get them like the 1st Gears with its 'kill 100 people with headshots', 'kill 100 people with curb stomp', 'kill 100 people with fuck this shit I'm outta here'

    I like the achievements that require you to go out of your way but are pretty fun to do. I think the achievements for the Orange Box were a great example. Not too hard, not too easy and fun to get. Everyone should follow Valve's model. They know what the fuck is up. Even if they give the console the shaft most of the time.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lame

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah if there's any challenge or event going on you can't showtime, but if you're just freeburning you can, and if you're the guy who's not showtiming, you can knock showtimers around and mess them up.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    And some achievements are just bullshit for the amount of points you get

    I mean, five points for "The Teaser" in Fable 2? Fuck you!

    yeah I felt pretty gypped with all of the fable achievements

    I kept trying to get more and more people to have sex with me simultaneously in the hopes that the game would acknowledge my orgiastic ways, but all I got was a bunch of stds and a few bastard children

    Well, there's the one, at least.

    Man it is pissing me off how I can't find the last item I need for the Box of Secrets in the DLC. The fucking clothing merchants in Fairfax Gardens must hate me.

    Regal Purple Dye? I had it my inventory by randomn chance. I think I got it as a present from my spouse once.

    I hate the achievements that require grinding to get them like the 1st Gears with its 'kill 100 people with headshots', 'kill 100 people with curb stomp', 'kill 100 people with fuck this shit I'm outta here'

    I like the achievements that require you to go out of your way but are pretty fun to do. I think the achievements for the Orange Box were a great example. Not too hard, not too easy and fun to get. Everyone should follow Valve's model. They know what the fuck is up. Even if they give the console the shaft most of the time.

    Yeah, it's that goddamn purple dye. Nowhere to be fucking found, argh.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Everyone get the fuck on I demand a fucking avalanche of showtimers right now

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dammit I should be cooking, but I'm not really in the mood

    I kinda want to just make a hamburger but that seems far too simple

    I suppose I could make that chicken with lemon and tarragon pasta

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If making that gets you on faster then fucking go mori

    Go with GOD MORI

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I won't be making it for another hour, since I'll make it after I pick up Rachel from work.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm just fucking up every road I find so whatever

    Not doing anything else

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Meta T. Dust wrote: »
    I'm just fucking up every road I find so whatever

    Not doing anything else

    Keep that up and you'll get a car.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wait what

    Really?

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yes, really.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Meta T. Dust wrote: »
    Wait what

    Really?

    Yeah. It's a carbon version of something.

    you get them for setting showtime records on every road, time records on every road, smashing every billboard, smashing every fence, and landing every superjump. Oh, and one I don't have for finishing 2 sets of online freeburn challenges.

    There's an Ikusa, a Hydros, a Hawker, a GT Concept, and an X12. And an Uberschall for the online shit. Each one is a boost conversion, and each one is pretty fucking crazy. I don't remember what's for what, though.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I just bought this an a year of live


    Should I get on?

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nah, no ones drivin.

    and spono myst and I are in the middle of FB challanges

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh man, Mysst and I just played some Mercs 2 and damn was it fun. I'll try and join in on some Burnout shenanigans tomorrow.

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