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Roommate + GFs Parents + My Apartment = Right Now

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Just walk out and ask him if he got rid of the chicken that's been sitting in the fridge for a month.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    THE OOOOOOLD GLORY HOLE!
    wait! did you hear that? i think somebody came in here

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sara that is devious.

    Ok Buddy, go with hers or mine. Whatever suits your personal style.

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Talonious_monk wrote: »
    Sara that is devious.

    Ok Buddy, go with hers or mine. Whatever suits your personal style.

    I'm going for Sara's. Right now.

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    it is probably unwise to try and ruin an important dinner of a guy you live with

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Talonious_monk wrote: »
    Sara that is devious.

    Ok Buddy, go with hers or mine. Whatever suits your personal style.

    I'm going for Sara's. Right now.
    do it to the max

    maybe wink at the mom a few times

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    you can be really simple about this

    walk into the kitchen to get a drink, or wherever, and just look at them all eating and try and stifle a chuckle and shake your head and go back to your room

    her parents will wrack their brains

    actually instead of a chuckle look at the parents and do the D: face then scamped back to your room and slam the door.
    actually you should just shake your head in a solemn manner

    like you pity them so much

    Walk up to the mother, sit down next to her and put your hand on her hands and say really quietly so noone else hears you are really sorry for that one night thing a couple of months ago.

    when she replies with incredulity stand up suddenly, look shocked and apologise, saying that was the other girlfriends mom and then run back to your room.

    then, when you hear them just about to leave, come out of your room, look at the mother on her way outthe door and do the thumb and pinky 'call me' sign, then wink or smile.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    Just walk out and ask him if he got rid of the chicken that's been sitting in the fridge for a month.

    This man has been busting out awesome ideas constantly, you gotta do at least one of them.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Run in, ask 'dude, you didn't cook that chicken that was in the freezer, did you?'

    When he says 'yes' start muttering 'ohmigodohmigod' and ask him if he knows the phone number for poison control.

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Damn it! I opened the freezer and an ice pack fell out. Then the roommate's girlfriend said that "I missed," so I had to play it cool and laugh it off type of thing. Now I can't do anything subtle because they'll think I'm talking about that!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ask your roommate if he's gone to Browntown yet

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Ask your roommate if he's gone to Browntown yet

    this was the correct response when the ice pack fell

    edit: dammit he thought of everything

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Ask your roommate if he's gone to Browntown yet

    He made brownies. I'm not even kidding. They'll think it's the brownies.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Ask your roommate if he's gone to Browntown yet

    He made brownies. I'm not even kidding. They'll think it's the brownies.
    No big deal, there's other euphemisms you can use

    If worst comes to worst you can just ask him if he tried for anal last night.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ask about the chicken. Or do fillers phone idea. Hell. Just do everything filler suggests, the man is spinning out gold tonight.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Run in, ask 'dude, you didn't cook that chicken that was in the freezer, did you?'

    When he says 'yes' start muttering 'ohmigodohmigod' and ask him if he knows the phone number for poison control.

    No, okay just no. You guys suck at this.


    Ask him if that chicken was from the freezer or whatever, and then when he asks why, just uh, turn your head a bit, avoid eye contact and just "Oh nothing. Uh, How's it taste? No reason, just asking, it looks good." and then hide yourself away.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Walk behind your roommate and fart really loudly as you walk by him.

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Walk behind your roommate and fart really loudly as you walk by him.

    ... what?

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    Xeroxed SoulXeroxed Soul Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    call the police
    give them anonymous tips about cocaine or other hardcore drugs being sold in your apartment
    when they get there, everything's sure to be interrupted

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    CHECK THE FLOWER POT. CHECK THE FLOWER POT FOR GAY PORN.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Walk behind your roommate and fart really loudly as you walk by him.

    ... what?
    fart behind your roommate so they think he did it at the dinner table

    Then they will think he has bad manners.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    CHECK THE FLOWER POT. CHECK THE FLOWER POT FOR GAY PORN.

    "dude, where'd you put all the gay porn?"

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's threads like this that really make you appreciate this forum's particular brand of corrosive low-grade evil.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    run out of your room wearing a tutu and lederhosen

    then stop suddenly, mutter 'oh, i thought it was wednesday' and run back into your room.

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    open the refrigerator and stand there as if you're looking for something

    stay there silently until they leave

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Running with the gay porn ideas, you could print off a nudie picture and bring it out there and be like "Dude, you know I can't get off to this!"

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want to give you all chemical burns for these horrible ideas.

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    WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Go outside and find some road kill. Bring it back in and tell your room-mate you found some more chicken if they're low on spaghetti.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Show us the way Neville.

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    simo wrote: »
    open the refrigerator and stand there as if you're looking for something

    stay there silently until they leave

    I've already had to go out and grab some things a couple of times. The conversation dies instantly. It's so awkward.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Grab a pad of paper and either pretend to draw them or write what they're saying.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Get some blue paint and douse yourself with it. Then run naked into the living room and scream "I'M CHICOBLUE" a few times

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Sit down at the table and help yourself to some food
    As soon as you take a bite, spit it out. Violently.
    Then start screaming at him that he got the wrong chicken and tell him to call poison control

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    better yet, fly out on rocket boots.

    MUFUCKING ROCKET BOOOOOOOOOOOOTS

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh i know! You should totally make a joke about how the chicken has gone bad. Lol.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Laugh inappropriately. It doesn't have to be a joke.

    "We don't really like fishing there. Cedar Lake is real swell though."

    " ....HEEhhehe ..."

    Just interrupt the flow randomly with a couple giggles.

    Make sure you are not seated at the table. Laugh at their comments from the couch.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Don't do anything anyone on this page or the last 4 have come up with.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    Don't do anything anyone on this page or the last 4 have come up with.
    don't be such a vagine

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Walk out and be like, "Haha what the fuck is this? I thought you said she was just a one night stand? How the mighty have fallen!"

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Look, he's not going to call fucking poison control. Stop with these ridiculous ideas.

    It takes like 2 seconds of 'what are you doing this is fresh chicken' to make you look like an attention seeking jackass.

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