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PHALLA: Strangers with Candy / Get in My Van - School begins TONIGHT (reserves open)

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Singularity Engine++
STRANGERS WITH CANDY: THE PHALLA


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Hi. I'm Jerri Blank.
32 years ago I dropped out of highschool and ran away from home.
Oh, I made a lot of friends, did a lot of time.
I was a boozer, a user, and a loser.
I STOLE THE TV; did some more time.

But now I'm back in school, and though the faces may have changed, the hassles are just the same.

Classes begin tomorrow. 8-)



Game Information:
This Phalla is intended to be lighthearted.
By that, I mean incredibly insensitive and offensive... much like the show.
Of course, any insults are purely coincidental. If you offend easily... well, you wouldn't be posting here.
So screw that warning!

As Strangers with Candy is not a typical... anything... this Phalla will also be really odd. Clarification requests are allowed, but no promises will be made as to whether they will be answered (or answered to your satisfaction). Excessively annoying students will be dealt with by Principal Blackman.

As usual, there will be no dead thread and the game is NOT to be discussed with anyone once you have been killed, until it is over. Seriously.

No prior expertise in Phalla is required.
No knowledge of Strangers with Candy is required, although hulu & Comedy Central's websites have lots of clips; watching them might help you understand some of the characters.


Please do not sign up if you cannot participate from August 14 until the 21st (approximately, may go a little shorter or longer.)


Classes begin August 14, 2008.





If you are ready to go back to school (and who isn't?!), then sign up as such:
!sign up



Player list:
1. Cold Salmon and Hatred
2. Monkeyfeet
3. Obbi
4. Bogey
5. Snowbeat
6. Marshmallow
7. One Thousand Dicks
8. tehcoolryan
9. Shankusu (Shankill half)
10. Redeemer
11. Fiz
12. Grath
13. naporeon
14. Dee Kae
15. doublehawk00
16. Infidel
17. Canada_jezus
18. Shankusu (Kusugattai half)
19. Daric
20. That Dave Fella (remote signup via cellular text notification methodology)
21. Slacker71
22. cj iwakura
23. Raneados
24. TheLawinator
25. bongi
26. kuhlmeye
27. Theidar
28. lostwords
29. Soup
30. Ramen Noodle
31. Critical
32. mrpaku
33. Munkus Beaver
34. KingMole
35. Qorzm
36. JohnHam
37. Lol!
38. scarlet st.
39. Straightzi
40. Anjin-San
41. Sara Lynn
42. Riggs Blitzkrieg
43. Belruel
44. Repox
45. Centipede Damascus
46. Koshian
47. Endomatic
48. Shorn Scrotum Man
49. Green
50. zimfan


Reserves:
1. Akimbolegs
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3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

This game (and thread) have been approved by the Sonic Avenger, bogey.


NEW TO PHALLA?
Here are some BASIC gameplay rules (these are the wiki ones, actual ones will be explained in the game thread once we begin, your mileage may vary, etc):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(game)#Basic_gameplay[/QUOTE]

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    i win

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !I love you neville

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    fully expecting to eat the day 1 bandwagon 8-)

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited August 2008
    !sign-up for #4

    Bogey on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    :D.

    neville on
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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    haha, what a sudden phalla!

    !Sign orp

    Obbi on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    been waiting for this for a while now!

    !fuck yes sign up

    Snowbeat on
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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up

    Excellent.

    Marshmallow on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    !Vote wiggin

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    One Thousand Cables on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    WHOOO !Sign Up

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited August 2008
    fully expecting to eat the day 1 bandwagon 8-)
    Based on what I did in the last 2 games, I'd be surprised if I survived the first night. :P

    Bogey on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I hope PotU comes around so I can grudge him

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Eh, sure. Haven't been in a Phalla for a while.

    !I'm in for #31.

    Critical on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    fully expecting to eat the day 1 bandwagon 8-)
    Based on what I did in the last 2 games, I'd be surprised if I survived the first night. :P
    Alternatively, if my last 2 games are still remembered....

    naporeon on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    man this list is going to fucking explode

    Snowbeat on
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited August 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    haha, what a sudden phalla!

    !Sign orp
    I was hoping to wait until after PAX, but this one promises to be quick and crazy.

    Bogey on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Obbi wrote: »
    haha, what a sudden phalla!

    !Sign orp
    I was hoping to wait until after PAX, but this one promises to be quick and crazy.

    Yeah, plus with the SWC thread... seemed great.
    This Phalla was Fiz's idea, so if it goes badly, blame him.
    :3

    neville on
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited August 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    fully expecting to eat the day 1 bandwagon 8-)
    Based on what I did in the last 2 games, I'd be surprised if I survived the first night. :P
    Alternatively, if my last 2 games are still remembered....
    Hey guys, nap's behavior was way more despicable than Zot and me.

    LET'S GET HIM!

    Bogey on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    Redeemer on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    fully expecting to eat the day 1 bandwagon 8-)
    Based on what I did in the last 2 games, I'd be surprised if I survived the first night. :P
    Alternatively, if my last 2 games are still remembered....
    Hey guys, nap's behavior was way more despicable than Zot and me.

    LET'S GET HIM!
    Hahaha.

    True story: I almost always die on the first or second day.

    naporeon on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Neville did you steal Fiz's idea or did Fiz steal your idea or is this just incredibly unlikely

    2:55:20 PM Fuzubanu: well now I want to do a strangers with candy phalla
    2:57:36 PM me: i'm sure it will be great

    Tossrock on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Neville did you steal Fiz's idea or did Fiz steal your idea or is this just incredibly unlikely

    2:55:20 PM Fuzubanu: well now I want to do a strangers with candy phalla
    2:57:36 PM me: i'm sure it will be great

    Or you could read the thread before asking silly questions

    neville on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Neville did you steal Fiz's idea or did Fiz steal your idea or is this just incredibly unlikely

    2:55:20 PM Fuzubanu: well now I want to do a strangers with candy phalla
    2:57:36 PM me: i'm sure it will be great

    Or you could read the thread before asking silly questions

    Reading's gay

    (I read the OP and then posted)

    Tossrock on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up

    Fiz on
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  • GrathGrath Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    Grath on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Neville did you steal Fiz's idea or did Fiz steal your idea or is this just incredibly unlikely

    2:55:20 PM Fuzubanu: well now I want to do a strangers with candy phalla
    2:57:36 PM me: i'm sure it will be great

    Or you could read the thread before asking silly questions

    Reading's gay

    (I read the OP and then posted)

    Geez, why are your people so sensitive about your resemblance to monkeys? They're adorable.

    neville on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You know what is awesome? This was just something I came up with yesterday as a joke because Roxie is finally going to be unjailed, and he has been waiting so long to do his phalla. Having neville do it is great because he likes the games and has run them before.

    We all want to be homecoming queen, Roxie

    Fiz on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !yourgay

    Fallout on
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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    Mmmm candy.

    Dee Kae on
  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    !yourgay
    neville is no one's gay.

    He belongs to the ages.

    naporeon on
  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    doublehawk00 on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !drinking the kool-aid

    Infidel on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    god damn it these fucking things

    Rankenphile on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    god damn it these fucking things

    If you are bugged by these, just wait until you see the moronic games EVERYONE will play EVERYWHERE at school.

    "Wait... games everywhere? This isn't Heaven... this is... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    neville on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville i wasn't actually signing up i hate phallas

    Fallout on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    And here I thought you were trying to be the bees knees.
    Now you're just a fat, sweaty ankle. :(

    neville on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville, please don't make me number 9. That puts me right next to Redeemer.

    I hate Redeemer.

    naporeon on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i am the worst callous on the grubbiest foot

    Fallout on
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