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Bruce's Bar and Grill
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Post your funny online moments! Mine are all from HL2 Deathmatch. You can see more at my deviant art profile
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To a much horrible place I'm assured.
Nah its really good. You can post all sorts of stuff up their and people can comment on it. You should try it.
Three things you need to know about me first: I'm Dutch, I live in the province of Groningen, and my real name is Guido.
The character I was playing then was named Odiug, my name backwards, obviously. In the city of Yrkanis, another player saw that, and said "Hello Guido". I replied "So you've cracked the code", and he said "My name's Guido too". I said "Cool" and went exploring somewhere else.
A while later I returned to Yrkanis, and I noticed the same guy from before talking to his teammates - in Dutch, no less. So I went over to the guy and said "Wow, you're Dutch, too?" He said he was, and went even better, saying "My teammate is a Dutch guy named Guido too" So I said "Invite me, we can be the Three Dutch Guidos". His teammate said, "So, would you happen to be from Limburg (province in the southern Netherlands) too?" But I'm from Groningen, way up north, so things didn't get any more uncannily coincidental. Any way, we went adventuring together for a while until my computer crashed. Unfortunately, I never met the other guys again.
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"hey atat23, pretty quiet there mate"
I answered with as little enthusiasm as possible:
"yeah I'm concentrating"
at that point he popped up in front of me, shot me in the face and said:
"better start concentrating harder then"
It was funny at the time because I'm not too much of a sore looser when I know I'm sucking hard
Not hilarious but kind of on par with the rest of the thread so far though :P
And then everyone said "Dude, that was embarassing."
But I laughed. It was funny though.
First he gets angry:
Then he leaves the game and goes to another server. I randomly pic another US East server and happen to join the one he just joined
I leave for a bit. Come back and join the original server we where on. And guess who was there. He probably thought that i was following him but i wasnt. LOL
In agreement here.
Also, for some actually funny online moments I'll need to get Bernard or GrimReaper or Somestickguy in this thread to talk bout Synergy.
Yes, please. Bring some sanity in.
The funniest things online for me are things that happen because of how the game is constructed. I think I've already got the story about how I shotgunned someone in the head while flying over them in GTA, for example.
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Well, off the top of my head...the controls for driving the buggies on the beach levels lagged terribly, so all driving was funny and erratic, crashing into walls and stuff, taking four times as long as it should.
Plus at the time there were two 2-seater buggies and 5 cars, so somebody had to run behind on foot.
And I drove off a cliff twice in a row, if I recall correctly.
"lol stop playing with that fence"? Seriously?
I still remember the game with you, me and Cakemikz/RT Schutter from the Halo 3 beta. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard as that ghost splatter kill.
Not actually an online story here, it was PS2 split-screen, but vaguely similar to your story.
Remember 007 Nightfire for PS2? How it had the Oddjob's hat weapon that moved slowly through the air but was a one hit kill?
I once hit a friend with that, from the other side of a map, in the last seconds of a match in which I was one point down, completely by accident. Just threw it out of annoyance and he was standing still cos he knew I couldn't get him.
"What's that thing flying towards me?" (not the exact wording, but it was a while ago)
Best draw I've ever had and we were laughing about it for like an hour.
I was just learning to fly and getting my ass handed to me on the air-only servers. It was slow-going with my mouse and keyboard, so I decided to ask my friend if I could borrow his brand new joystick. He'd just bought it and was a bit hesitant, but I eventually convinced him I'd be careful and take care of it. So I logged back into BF2 and started flying around.
It's so much easier flying with a joystick it's just unbelievable. I automatically started getting better, tripling my k/d score from before in the first hour. Me and this other guy started getting into some serious dogfights, killing one another, respawning, jumping right back in. By the end of the night we were taking it to a whole new level and really getting into it. I was having a blast.
We got into an especially intense chase, where I was flying behind him and he was desperately trying to shake me, going under bridges in his jet, doing loops and changing things up. We ended up flying right into the clouds at one point, I was gripping on tight and giving it all I had, when-
SNAP
"Gyah!"
The trigger on the joistick snapped off from the pressure and gashed my finger right open. To my opponent, it must have looked like my pilot had blacked out and stalled, because my jet just flipped belly up and started plummeting to the ground. I looked ant the joystick, the trigger a jagged, sharp plastic stump, and them my finger: it was literally cut to the bone. I had to get fucking stitches.
I took 30 seconds to type out what had happened to the other pilot and he just laughed and said he believed me. Then I told him I had to go to get my finger fixed.
When I told my friend I broke his joystick the next day, he was pissed. But, being a fellow gamer himself, upon hearing my epic story of glorious death at 50,000 feet, he couldn't help but grin, and then changed his tone to one of approval.
This was my best/funniest gaming moment.
Comfortable, permanent
Undisputed, every tense
Not a trace of what went left
More equal than the best
Unparalleled success
Everybody, V-impressed
We're trying to salvage it, honest!
I'm just bad at anecdotes is all...
Oh shit, I forgot about that. The film for that was brilliant. It's a shame you can't get things from the beta to the full version.
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If skill is equal. Hell, even if the J-10 user is slightly less skilled.
Maybe they've changed it in the year I've stopped playing.
*sigh* download and watch that, it's funny cause I actually land it, warthog flies across the map spinning around in all kinds of weird ass circles and lands nearly perfectly.
And it looks like dem duke boys are at it again.
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This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
This is a perfect example of not funny. There's a line between being funny and being an asshole. It's not even a particularly fine line but people keep crossing it.
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... Nevermind, AoC. You can seriously do that? I may have to pick that up..
Besides, almost anything is funny with Yakety Sax.
Don't, the game sucks ass. Also, you COULD do that, but they removed the skill. People were abusing it. But not me. Never would I do such a thing...
You may have saved me $50 and some heartache. I owe you a beer.
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This thread really does suck.
@gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
Well I get someone to do this with me and he joins the game. I make a ghost copy of a SoJ and the guy immediately snatches it and leaves the game. When he realizes it's disappeared (just like I told him it would) he whispers me begging to let him in on the duping.
I whisper back something to the effect of "you had your chance, you thieving bag of dicks." It was immensely satisfying.
Also, on a RP WoW server in a pretty hardcore RP guild, a new guy revealed that he was 11 and an alt hunter called "HunterDude". Again, stunned silence and then we discussed naming conventions for a while...
This was pretty funny, and also my best PVP kill in WoW ever.
I recently turn 70, and head to Hellfire Peninsula to PVP for some Honor Marks. I'm a Mage, flying around on my shiny new Gryphon, and I see an Undead Mage sitting at one of the flags, capping it. I land near him, and he takes to the sky on his armored Arena Netherdrake.
So I see now, looking at his schwag, that me winning doesn't seem very likely. So I decide to have a bit of fun, and I fly 30 yards above his head, cast Slowfall, and float down blasting him with Ice Lances and Fire Blasts. I land and fly up again even higher. Undead Mage matches my height, and then gains another 30 yards on top of me. I know what's coming.
He casts Slowfall, and he gets off one Ice Lance before I Spellsteal him and he goes plummeting to the ground, while I float down cackling. He Spellsteals at the limit of his range, and takes my... Molten Armor. He smacks the ground and dies, and I land next to his body and begin to dance.
GG.
"Is it.. your mom?"
Hahah. Yeah. I agree. I hate shit like that but the quiz was funny, as was the "OH NO NO NO. THERE WILL BE NO GAY PORN SPRAYS." What a reaction.
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