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PHALLA:Strangers with Candy - Game Over / Retards win. LETS ALL EAT CAKE. DURRRRRRRRR

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    FLATPOINT
    WOULD YOU RATHER YOUR DICK GO UNFELLATED?
    I THINK NOT!
    AS STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT I PROMISE
    I WILL SUCK EVERYONE'S DICK

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    hey centipede where's that vote you promised me

    do I need to have the Hipster Hooligans come around to your house after school?

    do you want your mom's fine china shoved where the sun don't shine?

    my mom doesn't have any fine china

    okay they'll just tear up your homework, punch you in the stomach, and leave you sobbing on your bedsheets

    but yeah you owe me a vote

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !retract Shank
    !elect Fiz

    !vote Lol!

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !I suspect Wiggin may be retarded

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man, fuck you too Koshian.

    EDIT: Ass.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    !I suspect Wiggin may be retarded

    Only a suspicion?
    Jesus man
    It's like you don't even know me

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I can only bow to a greater skill, fiz

    !retract Shank
    !elect Fiz

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    hey centipede where's that vote you promised me

    do I need to have the Hipster Hooligans come around to your house after school?

    do you want your mom's fine china shoved where the sun don't shine?

    my mom doesn't have any fine china

    okay they'll just tear up your homework, punch you in the stomach, and leave you sobbing on your bedsheets

    but yeah you owe me a vote

    I ain't in school anymore.

    I don't have any homework for you to tear up.

    also since when can hipsters land a punch

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Let it be known throughout the school that I've had a lot of practice sucking dick
    It'll be the best blowjob of your life

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    hey centipede where's that vote you promised me

    do I need to have the Hipster Hooligans come around to your house after school?

    do you want your mom's fine china shoved where the sun don't shine?

    my mom doesn't have any fine china

    okay they'll just tear up your homework, punch you in the stomach, and leave you sobbing on your bedsheets

    but yeah you owe me a vote

    I ain't in school anymore.

    I don't have any homework for you to tear up.

    also since when can hipsters land a punch

    since we started using our scarves to tie down our victims

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    !vote Bogey

    For fuck's sake people, he's always evil.

    !elect Munkus Beaver because dammit, I'm the only classy lad with the gonads to pull us through this one

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I love that Fiz actually drew a little picture and took a picture of it and aw it's adorable

    !retract Lol!
    !elect Fiz

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't think you guys are listening to what your potential voters want and need

    The jew in the back, what gets you off?

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Bogey

    !Munkus

    Because I am a sheep and who doesn't love some beaver? I remember Munkus as Odin or whatever.

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DO YOU REALLY WANT AN INVISIBLE MAN TO RUN YOUR SCHOOL

    HE IS AN ABOMINATION BEFORE GOD

    I SAY STRIKE HIM DOWN AND BE BLESSED BEFORE THE EYES OF THE LORD

    HALLELUJAH!

    VOTE SNOWBEAT

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    tender bransontender branson Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    man, i hate that show.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Man you aren't in this game

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    tender bransontender branson Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    man, i don't even read threads

    man, i just post in them

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    see, the retards are already coming in to dirty our washrooms and smell up the place

    I PROMISE AS STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER I WILL HAVE MY CRONIES KICK THE ASS OF EVERY RETARD IN FLATPOINT, INCLUDING WIGGIN'S

    VOTE SNOWBEAT

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    tender bransontender branson Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    see, the retards are already coming in to dirty our washrooms and smell up the place

    I PROMISE AS STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER I WILL HAVE MY CRONIES KICK THE ASS OF EVERY RETARD IN FLATPOINT, INCLUDING WIGGIN'S

    VOTE SNOWBEAT

    you've got my vote.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I PROMISE TO BURN THE RETARDS AT THE STAKE
    HISTORY CLASSES WILL CONSIST OF WATCHING BAND OF BROTHERS BECAUSE MAN THIS SHIT IS GOOD
    I ALSO PROMISE TO STOP PROMISING THINGS TO PEOPLE

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'll back up !Munkus for now.
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    see, the retards are already coming in to dirty our washrooms and smell up the place

    I PROMISE AS STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER I WILL HAVE MY CRONIES KICK THE ASS OF EVERY RETARD IN FLATPOINT, INCLUDING WIGGIN'S

    VOTE SNOWBEAT

    If you insist.

    !Snowbeat

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    see, the retards are already coming in to dirty our washrooms and smell up the place

    I PROMISE AS STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER I WILL HAVE MY CRONIES KICK THE ASS OF EVERY RETARD IN FLATPOINT, INCLUDING WIGGIN'S

    VOTE SNOWBEAT

    you've got my vote.

    THIS MAN IS RETARDED AND HAS BEEN THREATENED WITH BODILY HARM BY MY CAMPAIGN

    AND EVEN HE WANTS TO VOTE FOR ME

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    see, the retards are already coming in to dirty our washrooms and smell up the place

    I PROMISE AS STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER I WILL HAVE MY CRONIES KICK THE ASS OF EVERY RETARD IN FLATPOINT, INCLUDING WIGGIN'S

    VOTE SNOWBEAT

    you've got my vote.

    I know Neville forgot to mention this in the opening posts, but it is common practice that the only people who post in the phalla topics are the ones actually playing the phalla game. When it is over you can comment to your heart's desire

    There is also a thread for the television show itself further down the list of topics. Feel free to use that one for whatever the hell you are doing now

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I HAVE PROMISED TO BURN UGGOS, FATTIES, RETARDS, AND POSSIBLY TEACHERS AT THE STAKE
    THIS SHIT GONNA BE FUN

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    tender bransontender branson Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i like my candidates to be forceful and incredibly rude.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    okay now you're just asking for trouble

    get the fuck out of here

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    No don't use my precious thread to bitch

    Just nag your cat about how much you don't like this show

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I always thought it had something to do with Kids In The Hall.

    Shame it doesn't.

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    tender bransontender branson Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    see, the retards are already coming in to dirty our washrooms and smell up the place

    I PROMISE AS STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER I WILL HAVE MY CRONIES KICK THE ASS OF EVERY RETARD IN FLATPOINT, INCLUDING WIGGIN'S

    VOTE SNOWBEAT

    you've got my vote.

    I know Neville forgot to mention this in the opening posts, but it is common practice that the only people who post in the phalla topics are the ones actually playing the phalla game. When it is over you can comment to your heart's desire

    There is also a thread for the television show itself further down the list of topics. Feel free to use that one for whatever the hell you are doing now

    clearly this is serious business. pardon my intrusion.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    a vote for any of these faggots would be equivalent to a loss

    I say to hell with voting anyone

    anarchy shall reign

    !Shank

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I will let you fall to the horrible reign of wiggin and his dick-sucking

    I gracefully remove myself from this election and say "fuck you" to you all

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    it's not serious business

    it's just people not barging in like DUR DUR DUR WHATCHA GUYS DOIN' when it really has nothing to do with the game

    help me to help you to help me to help you

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
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    Hope? You fool. Don't you know death when you see it? I'm being punished. You have no idea of the terrible things I've done. Curse God and die!

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I also give my full support to Fiz

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am pro killing one of the shankusus because that shit is confusing

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    i believe in kusu dent

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
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    You can tell it was altered because he has a mustache and goatee

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    teacher teacher wiggin did a bad thing to kosh's poster

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat nobody cares because Wiggin is the prettiest princess

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