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Fuck H/A - this is job advice the next generation

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
I'm a salesman at an independent computer chain in Toronto, but after working in the business for three and a half years I'm pretty tired of retail work in general, and I've learned pretty much everything there is to know about selling computer parts. I've recently told my boss that I'm going to be leaving soon, and he understands my decision.

My main problem is that I don't know where to go next. Although I'm in my mid-twenties, I'm still a first-year student at an art school that I attend part-time, where I study illustration. Ideally I'd like to get a job in my field, but I'm not sure if I draw well enough to get myself hired as an illustrator, and I don't have a huge amount of graphic design or any website creation experience.

I've been spinning my wheels for a few weeks now trying to figure out what to do - and recently I've had a shortfall of cash which is making my situation even more desperate. Are there retail jobs that pay better than $12.50 an hour? Or other jobs where my computer skills would be an asset? Should I try and improve my skills of an artist first or just start looking for art-related jobs now? OH LORD SO MANY HORRIBLE BURNING QUESTIONS
On the other hand, I've seen some ads around the city looking for males between the ages of 19-26 to star in solo films, pays cash, I could be the next 'rising star'. I am about this close to grabbing one so I can pay off my overdue rent/loan situation.

ITT let's all try and get out of our crappy old jobs and move into sexy new jobs

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i've heard great things about pyramid schemes

    potatoe on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I wanna be the very best... like no one ever was!

    Quoth on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    look for some sort of business internship

    or hell, even a front desk position. or office assistant. something of the sort.

    Faricazy on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    iunno, IT work? help desk stuff?

    or like fari said, office assistant job.

    but the film work is mighty tempting. i'd say do it as long as you can stay a top. gay for pay is the way to be

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Solo films?"

    That sounds suspicious.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lost is right, gay porn is always hiring

    how big is your donger and how stretchy is your asshole?

    Faricazy on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm doing this as well. I'm leaving retail to take classes to become an EMT.

    I did office work for about 7 months last year. I hated it.

    Critical on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lost is right, gay porn is always hiring

    how big is your donger and how stretchy is your asshole?

    seriously, all you need is a sweet alias. beef mandingo?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lost is right, gay porn is always hiring

    how big is your donger and how stretchy is your asshole?

    like a medium 7 and a bit but damn my asshole hurts after the standard poop, there's no way I'm fitting bare back dick all up ins

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  • KittenKitten Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Go for the gay porn

    Or you could always go into food service. Just as much suck as retail but you can spit in food to make yourself feel better.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ain't like they expect you to go commando style. i'm sure they'll pay for all the lube you need

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If you think you can stand blood, look into phlebotomy!

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Do the porn.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    goldfarmer

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    whore yourself out to desperate women over 50

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Move out to New York and become a male prostitute.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rolo I have absolutely no experience as an artist and my advice to you is to work on perspective

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    so, you know, take that for what it's worth

    (nothing)

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Illustrator stuff I see on that site is just further ahead of your painted stuff. If you put out a few more pieces along those lines, you could land something... maybe. I wouldnt count on the other stuff just yet, you'll need a lot more practice on those.

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  • WildEEPWildEEP Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Consider asking around your university. Surely they've got openings of some sort - even if its for gay porn.

    WildEEP on
  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I still remain adamant in my belief that it is best for you to become a male prostitute in New York.

    Rampant Entity on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cutco is the company for you, young man.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    tell ya what, man

    I'll quit my fucking job today

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Cutco is the company for you, young man.

    Applied to Testicorp earlier today.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    tell ya what, man

    I'll quit my fucking job today

    Matt, your smart, your talented, and you're gonna do great. Tell you what; I'm coming with you.

    Weaver on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    JAFFA, KREE!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    tell ya what, man

    I'll quit my fucking job today

    Matt, your smart, your talented, and you're gonna do great. Tell you what; I'm coming with you.
    YEAAAAHHHH! HUNDREDS OF BAYYYYYBIEEEEEEES!!!!!!

    Rankenphile on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    seriously, though

    quittin my fuckin job today

    this thread totally convinced me

    I'm out this bitch

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    sounds like you didn't really need much convincing

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    make sure you give back any $500 checks they give you before you leave

    potatoe on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    tell ya what, man

    I'll quit my fucking job today

    Matt, your smart, your talented, and you're gonna do great. Tell you what; I'm coming with you.
    YEAAAAHHHH! HUNDREDS OF BAYYYYYBIEEEEEEES!!!!!!

    BABIES EVERYWHERE!

    BABIES!

    Quoth on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    make sure you give back any $500 checks they give you before you leave
    fuck

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey look a dick.

    Oh well I needed to clear my internet data soon anyway.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    gaaaahhhh why don't we have proper tech support here why do I have answer these questions


    "Okay, so you can't see everything under the contracts folder. Can you go back up one level? Okay, right click on the contracts folder and click properties. Tell me what it says for file size and number of files."

    "136GB"

    "No, that's probably your hard drive you're looking at, I need you to go into the R: drive so you can see the contracts folder icon and right click on that."

    *nothing for three minutes*

    "I can see the contracts folder and everything underneath it but not the other folders"


    guh please just follow the simple directions I give you please can you please

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb why don't you just use remote desktop and do it for him

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    mstsc.exe hth

    Weaver on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I need to do this while maintaining their user session, so I'm running a webex session now. This is taking about an hour for them to figure out as well

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My mom called me the other day asking about her computer. She talked to my husband first and from what he was saying, I thought she was trying to burn a CD.

    Me: You're trying to burn a CD?

    Mom: I can't get the thing to open!

    Me: Okay, you probably have a CD burning program like Roxio or something...

    Mom: But I can't get it open!

    Me: Well you have to look for it in your list of programs...

    Mom: But I can't get the CD in!

    Me: ... Wait, you mean you can't get the CD tray to open?

    Mom: Yes!

    Me: ...

    Quoth on
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Critical wrote: »
    I'm doing this as well. I'm leaving retail to take classes to become an EMT.

    I did office work for about 7 months last year. I hated it.

    hey that's what i did. fucking retail... you gonna be a paramadic or are you doing some other career?

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    I'm doing this as well. I'm leaving retail to take classes to become an EMT.

    I did office work for about 7 months last year. I hated it.

    hey that's what i did. fucking retail... you gonna be a paramadic or are you doing some other career?

    I'm going to start as an EMT-B or ER support, and then work my way up to paramedic.

    I can't wait for my first lower GI bleed call.

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