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I made a guy have to get a surgery to repair his nose after I handed him a beatin' for spitting on me this one time. Does that count?
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Except this actually happened and I'm not exactly proud of it in hindsight. I mean, it was awesome and all, and he deserved a vicious thrashing and all, but... y'know... not exactly a story to tell on a date or something.
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I made a guy have to get a surgery to repair his nose after I handed him a beatin' for spitting on me this one time. Does that count?
Pony post
Except this actually happened and I'm not exactly proud of it in hindsight. I mean, it was awesome and all, and he deserved a vicious thrashing and all, but... y'know... not exactly a story to tell on a date or something.
metzger you should tell that story on all your dates
"this one time, i punched a guy. so what do you like, do for fun? what are you biggest fears? your hopes? dreams?"
did i ever tell you guys about the time a guy told me his biggest fear was big foot after i told him my biggest fear was failure? god that was an amazing date.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
That's probably the best answer to that question.
"You're afraid of failing, huh? Well... I'm afraid of Sasquatch. You know, Bigfoot?"
hey wren
i know about arts
i'm flexing my art muscles at you in an intimidating fashion!
metzger: the way he said it was awesome.
he had a really stupid voice, because he was a roid-head bouncer (he was actually on steroids i found out later) so he talked like a stereotypical idiot
so he's trying to make small talk and he goes "what's you're biggest fear?"
and i go "well... i guess failure"
and he sort of looks at me really stupidly for a few minutes then goes "oh... no, i meant real fear, like... i'm afraid of big foot, i mean, can you imagine if you were to go into the woods and see him and he was all "hey man what's up?" and you were all like "not much big foot just chillen""
i swear to you, 100% on my mother's life that those are the EXACT words he said, they were sizzled into my brain in that moment, and for the life of me, I will never be able to forget them, nor would i really ever want to forget them
i just sort of stared at him for a few moments, dumbfounded that such a human being even existed.
hey wren
i know about arts
i'm flexing my art muscles at you in an intimidating fashion!
metzger: the way he said it was awesome.
he had a really stupid voice, because he was a roid-head bouncer (he was actually on steroids i found out later) so he talked like a stereotypical idiot
so he's trying to make small talk and he goes "what's you're biggest fear?"
and i go "well... i guess failure"
and he sort of looks at me really stupidly for a few minutes then goes "oh... no, i meant real fear, like... i'm afraid of big foot, i mean, can you imagine if you were to go into the woods and see him and he was all "hey man what's up?" and you were all like "not much big foot just chillen""
i swear to you, 100% on my mother's life that those are the EXACT words he said, they were sizzled into my brain in that moment, and for the life of me, I will never be able to forget them, nor would i really ever want to forget them
i just sort of stared at him for a few moments, dumbfounded that such a human being even existed.
that is fantastic.
"Hey, BF! Wassup in the forest, bro?" "Ah, you know... eating berries, and roots... making spooky noises at little kids camping." "Nice."
I made this table. It took way longer than it should have but I think it turned out ok.
Man, that's what always happens.
I just refinished the floors in my new house. I thought it'd take like a weekend or so to do it. Ha! I'm a fucking idiot. It took a damn week. Looks great though.
metzger you should tell that story on all your dates
"this one time, i punched a guy. so what do you like, do for fun? what are you biggest fears? your hopes? dreams?"
did i ever tell you guys about the time a guy told me his biggest fear was big foot after i told him my biggest fear was failure? god that was an amazing date.
eh, i sometimes tell the story of when i spit on a couple of kids in the grocery store.
And I was 6 and my brother was 2. So really it was just my parents building that house in the middle of goddamn nowhere in the forest because they are the bigges fucking hippies around.
metzger you should tell that story on all your dates
"this one time, i punched a guy. so what do you like, do for fun? what are you biggest fears? your hopes? dreams?"
did i ever tell you guys about the time a guy told me his biggest fear was big foot after i told him my biggest fear was failure? god that was an amazing date.
eh, i sometimes tell the story of when i spit on a couple of kids in the grocery store.
the hardest part was kicking their crutches out from under 'em.
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he was just testing you to see if you could truly accept him
it could have worked
the funny thing is, i gave him another chance (he looked like vin diesel, cut me some slack) and he brought me back to his DORM ROOM (he was 23, and attending law school still living in a dorm) where he showed me pics of his cat on his computer, and while he was showing them to me, he was making these weird noises, like he was talking to a baby, he was like "herro my rittre kittums, i ruv you yes i do"
i think he was doing it because he thought girls would be impressed by his love for cats
little did he know, i'm a boy in girls clothing
so i was terribly disgusted
then i found his steroid needles and left pretty fast.
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Except this actually happened and I'm not exactly proud of it in hindsight. I mean, it was awesome and all, and he deserved a vicious thrashing and all, but... y'know... not exactly a story to tell on a date or something.
pony post
"this one time, i punched a guy. so what do you like, do for fun? what are you biggest fears? your hopes? dreams?"
did i ever tell you guys about the time a guy told me his biggest fear was big foot after i told him my biggest fear was failure? god that was an amazing date.
"You're afraid of failing, huh? Well... I'm afraid of Sasquatch. You know, Bigfoot?"
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
i know about arts
i'm flexing my art muscles at you in an intimidating fashion!
metzger: the way he said it was awesome.
he had a really stupid voice, because he was a roid-head bouncer (he was actually on steroids i found out later) so he talked like a stereotypical idiot
so he's trying to make small talk and he goes "what's you're biggest fear?"
and i go "well... i guess failure"
and he sort of looks at me really stupidly for a few minutes then goes "oh... no, i meant real fear, like... i'm afraid of big foot, i mean, can you imagine if you were to go into the woods and see him and he was all "hey man what's up?" and you were all like "not much big foot just chillen""
i swear to you, 100% on my mother's life that those are the EXACT words he said, they were sizzled into my brain in that moment, and for the life of me, I will never be able to forget them, nor would i really ever want to forget them
i just sort of stared at him for a few moments, dumbfounded that such a human being even existed.
this is a strange concept
Brief, reasonably intelligent, and more pictures than text. This man has lurked.
that is fantastic.
"Hey, BF! Wassup in the forest, bro?" "Ah, you know... eating berries, and roots... making spooky noises at little kids camping." "Nice."
Man, that's what always happens.
I just refinished the floors in my new house. I thought it'd take like a weekend or so to do it. Ha! I'm a fucking idiot. It took a damn week. Looks great though.
he was just testing you to see if you could truly accept him
oh god don't hurt me
it is a post that pony would post
postony
A post that typically comes off as bragging about something you shouldn't really brag about - kicking someone's ass, etc
And then of course defending yourself by saying you weren't proud of yourself when you did it.
I'll burn the memo's...
...for a fee
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I have lurked for years
I mean, the time that thing blew up with Cat and the guy with the cosplay character?
I lurked through that.
Tube getting made Moderator?
I lurked through that.
I feel like I've paid my lurking dues man.
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
I was goddamn proud of myself when I did it. Shit, a seventh grader beating up a seventeen year old? I swaggered like a prick for like a month.
let's see it
eh, i sometimes tell the story of when i spit on a couple of kids in the grocery store.
Well, there were four of us.
And I was 6 and my brother was 2. So really it was just my parents building that house in the middle of goddamn nowhere in the forest because they are the bigges fucking hippies around.
Beavotron uses: Liberal Arts Degree
Wren takes three points of Con damage
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the hardest part was kicking their crutches out from under 'em.
pony post
it could have worked
the funny thing is, i gave him another chance (he looked like vin diesel, cut me some slack) and he brought me back to his DORM ROOM (he was 23, and attending law school still living in a dorm) where he showed me pics of his cat on his computer, and while he was showing them to me, he was making these weird noises, like he was talking to a baby, he was like "herro my rittre kittums, i ruv you yes i do"
i think he was doing it because he thought girls would be impressed by his love for cats
little did he know, i'm a boy in girls clothing
so i was terribly disgusted
then i found his steroid needles and left pretty fast.
/home ?
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
What's in it for me not posting it, huh?
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