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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i have like 7 dollars to my name and i don't start working again for like three weeks, at least.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i have like 7 dollars to my name and i don't start working again for like three weeks, at least.

    Ramen and stock time?

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    they don't accept gay blood, ascot

    Nowhere does

    There's a reason why they ask guys if they've slept with another man in the past six months

    Boy that was an awkward experience

    It didn't help that the lady asking was like 70 years old

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    they don't accept gay blood, ascot

    Nowhere does

    There's a reason why they ask guys if they've slept with another man in the past six months

    Boy that was an awkward experience

    It didn't help that the lady asking was like 70 years old

    Did you lie and say you had to look cool?
    8-)

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    they don't accept gay blood, ascot

    Nowhere does

    There's a reason why they ask guys if they've slept with another man in the past six months

    Six months? Damn, Canada's pretty liberal

    when i donated blood it was "have you ever had sexual contact with another man"

    also "have you ever been to africa"

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    i have like 7 dollars to my name and i don't start working again for like three weeks, at least.

    Ramen and stock time?

    i'm gonna go sell some plasma, probably.

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    Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Is this the thread where we talk about living out of our cars? Cos man, been there.

    Man, you had a car!? Whoa now. I guess we have a new nickname for you, don't we Hollywood.

    :lol:

    You sir, are uncivilized. I shall rudely adjust my monocle at you and take my leave.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    if i was seriously homeless and destitute i would probably go back to the army.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    i have like 7 dollars to my name and i don't start working again for like three weeks, at least.

    Ramen and stock time?

    i'm gonna go sell some plasma, probably.

    i would consider this but the last time i donated blood i felt really sick afterwards, and i don't have insurance right now so i don't want to risk anything

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Here's how I save money on food.

    Bulk Top Raman from Costco. (Costco is great for buying bulk necessities!)

    1 jar of Hunan Red Chili Sauce (chinese section, its an obscenely spicy sauce)

    Eggs.

    Frozen vegetable medley.




    You make your raman as usual but with the egg and vegetables stirred in for added protein and nutrients, and then you spice heavily with the chili sauce to make it delicious.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If all goes well, I'm going to have a master's, and still have positive net worth.

    That blows my mind.

    EDIT: Hell yes, if you can afford it, you should hella throw some veggies in your ramen, it improves it so much.

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    If all goes well, I'm going to have a master's, and still have positive net worth.

    That blows my mind.

    that is a very rare thing these days, good job.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    If all goes well, I'm going to have a master's, and still have positive net worth.

    That blows my mind.

    that is a very rare thing these days, good job.

    I'm a lucky motherfucker.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oof, that sounds like a lot of sodium, Volyu

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Oof, that sounds like a lot of sodium, Volyu

    Scurvy

    Eat some limes volyu

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Oof, that sounds like a lot of sodium, Volyu

    Scurvy

    Eat some limes volyu

    Yeah its not something you should eat every day, but if you need a quick meal, its made entirely of nonperishable things, and is cheap as butts.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Oof, that sounds like a lot of sodium, Volyu

    Scurvy

    Eat some limes volyu

    Yeah its not something you should eat every day, but if you need a quick meal, its made entirely of nonperishable things, and is cheap as butts.

    That actually sounds really good

    My friends used to just stir fry a bunch of Ramen noodles with vegetables and various spices, it always came out really delicious

    I'm just sort of astounded at how many ways there are to utilize ramen

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    There's also a healthy way of preparing it by using noodle soup base and somen noodles instead of instant raman, fresh veggies instead of frozen, and only egg whites.

    The red chili sauce is a must have, though.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Now I just want something spicy

    Maybe I'll go to the crazy asian market tomorrow and buy some crazy asian food like octopus beaks or goblin shark gallbladders

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    i'm going to eat some popcorn and drink because i am depressed

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkey penis 2 for a dollar

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Actually the best part about the asian market is fruit drops in those awesome little tins

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Actually the best part about the asian market is fruit drops in those awesome little tins

    Blargh, I got sick on those as a kid once

    I prefer red bean popsicles now

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Actually the best part about the asian market is fruit drops in those awesome little tins

    have you ever had those little fruit jellies in the tiny plastic cups? those are the best things

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Actually the best part about the asian market is fruit drops in those awesome little tins

    have you ever had those little fruit jellies in the tiny plastic cups? those are the best things

    Oh I thought that's what Fandyien was mentioning

    At any rate, those were the things I got sick on

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    well, i thought thats what he meant, but the little tin things made me think of like preserved fruit or something. man, how could you ever get sick of those? they have like a bajillion different flavors

    also, yan yan

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Actually the best part about the asian market is fruit drops in those awesome little tins

    have you ever had those little fruit jellies in the tiny plastic cups? those are the best things

    Oh I thought that's what Fandyien was mentioning

    At any rate, those were the things I got sick on

    I hate those things now

    In eighth grade I was at an anime convention with my bestest friend, and we had spent all of our food money on manga and action figures and other weeaboo shit

    And all we could afford was like three big long strings of like three dozen of those cups, so we ended up eating like twelve each

    I got so sick, those things were awful after like the fourth or fifth one

    All slurpgagging them out of their little creepy bubbles where they rested on a layer of frothy liquid them

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    i'm going to eat some popcorn and drink because i am depressed

    There might still be some soju in the freezer.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I remember the first week I started one of my co-op jobs. I had about $25 to spend on groceries. Needless to say, I bought a lot of cans of off-brand Chef Boyardee.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think I've microwaved about 30% of my meals since I turned 14

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    i'm going to eat some popcorn and drink because i am depressed

    There might still be some soju in the freezer.

    i don't think there's ever been soju in our freezer

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i have a bottle of southern comfort in my freezer you can have, keith

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i have a bottle of southern comfort in my freezer you can have, keith

    is that a euphemism

    i can never tell with you gays

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    keith give me money

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    SoCo is awesome

    Kills the pain, tastily

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i'm going to eat some popcorn and drink because i am depressed

    There might still be some soju in the freezer.

    i don't think there's ever been soju in our freezer

    I'm pretty certain I left that bottle behind unless I drank the entire thing that night.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    just add a little lime juice and you got yourself a party in the mouf

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    keith give me money

    you gotta be at least 5'6" to get any money from me

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i'm going to eat some popcorn and drink because i am depressed

    There might still be some soju in the freezer.

    i don't think there's ever been soju in our freezer

    I'm pretty certain I left that bottle behind unless I drank the entire thing that night.

    the only alcohol in there is Broker's Gin and i do not like gin at all

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