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Stranglehold - Long range bullet time groin shots

PancakePancake Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Games and Technology
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Did you see that? Chow Yun Fat just ran down a guard rail shooting two people in the face in slow motion then leaped off the wall backwards, shooting two more guys, and then spun around in a circle shooting everything in sight in slow motion while white doves flew around him.

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Then he got back up and reloaded dramatically while covered in his own blood and gained invincibility and his gun started to tear man-sized holes in fucking everything.

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Then the world went sepia and he dove around shooting people in the face and making the environment explode.

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Then he blew this guys head off.

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Then he picked up an assault rifle and did it again.

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Chow Yun Fat is the coolest person alive.

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  • FireWeaselFireWeasel Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I love this OP.

    I enjoy the game too, as it turns out though I have yet to actually play the MP portion.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I had the opportunity to get the PC version for twenty bucks the other day

    I didn't because I thought I remembered something being bad about it

    This OP is making me seriously regret my decision

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  • major_tommajor_tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Was that copy of hard-boiled that came with the PS3 version actually any good? 'cos I keep seeing that LE around and I got a hankering for some testikills.

    I must've played through this game's demo about 20 times.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This is my favourite game of this generation.

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  • TrevorTrevor Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    One of my friends bought this game and we all sat around playing it until it stopped being fun. I just wish that wasn't five levels in.

    That being said, since it's dropping in price I might just have to pick it up and give it another go.

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  • finalbroadcastfinalbroadcast WisconsinRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Five levels in? One short of the whole game if I remember. MP would have been fun, if there weren't like two people playing at any one time.

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    aw shit
    I want to buy this again now

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    major_tom wrote: »
    Was that copy of hard-boiled that came with the PS3 version actually any good? 'cos I keep seeing that LE around and I got a hankering for some testikills.

    I must've played through this game's demo about 20 times.

    Well, the original movie wasn't filmed on the highest quality film even at the time. So as far as I know, Hard Boiled on Blu-Ray looks pretty much the same, the picture's just bigger.

    You should buy it anyway, though. Everyone should buy this game now that you can find it for $20 for every platform it came out on.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I got bored on the second level of this game. Cool shooting system, I just wish there was more to do.

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  • TiemlerTiemler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I finished the level with the boats, which was fucking long and fairly repetitive and committed the mortal sin of putting Chow Yun-Fat's acrobatic hero cop on a turret for a stupid rail-shooter sequence. And I haven't touched it since. The next mission involves planting a bunch of bombs on a timer. Apparently, the once godlike Tequila is now just a busywork bitch with a badge.

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  • Steak ButtplugSteak Buttplug Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    aquatic casino had the best entrance for the bad guys

    guys dressed like the blues brothers all busting through the walls

    in speedboats

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  • LamoidLamoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I hated that bomb part because of how hard it was to find out what I had to shoot to move forward.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This game is super fun. Balls to the wall action!

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  • TrevorTrevor Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tiemler wrote: »
    I finished the level with the boats, which was fucking long and fairly repetitive and committed the mortal sin of putting Chow Yun-Fat's acrobatic hero cop on a turret for a stupid rail-shooter sequence. And I haven't touched it since. The next mission involves planting a bunch of bombs on a timer. Apparently, the once godlike Tequila is now just a busywork bitch with a badge.

    Hey, that's the one that made us stop. Is there much after that and is it more like the jumpy shooty fun of the start of the game?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The game would have been brilliant had it come out about five years ago.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The game felt like it should have come out about five years earlier than ti did.
    It did.

    It was called Max Payne.


    Got a sequel too.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So this was I think my second PS3 game purchase (Fry's had the CE for $30). Anyone wanna play a bit?
    For the record, after the bombs you go to Chicago and start wrecking shit again.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    For as long as this did last though, it did serve to remind that both Max Payne games are better and that we'll probably never see another.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The game felt like it should have come out about five years earlier than ti did.
    It did.

    It was called Max Payne.


    Got a sequel too.

    Except replaying Max Payne, it feels like it has better level design than Stranglehold.

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Should I look for this? Or just play Max Payne again (it's been awhile)?

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The game felt like it should have come out about five years earlier than ti did.
    It did.

    It was called Max Payne.


    Got a sequel too.

    Except replaying Max Payne, it feels like it has better level design than Stranglehold.

    What Max Payne generally doesn't do that Stranglehold does is lock you in a large room with respawning bad guys until you kill enough of them.

    Somehow I don't really mind it, though.

    Stranglehold feels a lot like a dumb over-the-top Hong Kong action movie from the 80's plus bullet-time and I like that. A lot. Max Payne wasn't like that. But it wasn't trying to be either. But this game kind of plays like MP2 if you added some more stuff and took out reloading. Because you don't need reloading in a Hong Kong action movie.

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am always tempted to buy this (and Burnout Paradise) used, because it's so damn cheap!
    But then again, I played that fucking bomb level at a friend's house, and sweet god it was bad.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pancake wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The game felt like it should have come out about five years earlier than ti did.
    It did.

    It was called Max Payne.


    Got a sequel too.

    Except replaying Max Payne, it feels like it has better level design than Stranglehold.

    What Max Payne generally doesn't do that Stranglehold does is lock you in a large room with respawning bad guys until you kill enough of them.

    Somehow I don't really mind it, though.

    Stranglehold feels a lot like a dumb over-the-top Hong Kong action movie from the 80's plus bullet-time and I like that. A lot. Max Payne wasn't like that. But it wasn't trying to be either. But this game kind of plays like MP2 if you added some more stuff and took out reloading. Because you don't need reloading in a Hong Kong action movie.
    Well you reload when you're about to unleash a special attack.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am always tempted to buy this (and Burnout Paradise) used, because it's so damn cheap!
    But then again, I played that fucking bomb level at a friend's house, and sweet god it was bad.

    Dude, what the hell? Buy Burnout Paradise already. It's awesome.

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fuckkkkk okay.

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I remember renting this out and enjoying it but not buying it, now I got it on the cheap and it is a great stress reliever. The destructibility is just as impressive as all those PhysX tech demos. Only thing I don't like about the game is some of the bosses.

    The
    Rain Level
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  • HaikiraHaikira UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    After i make this comparison yous will probably think I'm insane, but i sort of hold stranglehold in the same area as Super Mario. Simply because its the only other game I've played the first level of so many times. Its just a really fun game and i never tend to get bored of.

    Also, i just completed this on hard 8-)

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Haikira wrote: »
    After i make this comparison yous will probably think I'm insane, but i sort of hold stranglehold in the same area as Super Mario. Simply because its the only other game I've played the first level of so many times. Its just a really fun game and i never tend to get bored of.

    Also, i just completed this on hard 8-)

    Now go beat it on Hard Boiled.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I still remember the comments from the demo
    "The only time he reloads is to KILL FASTER!!!"

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nocren wrote: »
    I still remember the comments from the demo
    "The only time he reloads is to KILL FASTER!!!"

    That's how it always works in the movies. Whenever someone reloads, they're about to do something awesome. In this case, it's turning into a walking death machine.

    So now I'm playing through again, this time actually putting effort into looking cool while I mow down hundreds of men with guns and this is the best action game of the generation. As much as I love the Max Payne games, they were never this fun. A pity it didn't do better.

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pancake wrote: »
    As much as I love the Max Payne games, they were never this fun. A pity it didn't do better.

    Obviously you never played the Kung Fu mod for Max Payne 1.

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pancake wrote: »
    As much as I love the Max Payne games, they were never this fun. A pity it didn't do better.

    Obviously you never played the Kung Fu mod for Max Payne 1.

    Yeah I did. I never found it as amazing as everyone else did.

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  • ChanceChance Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I like Stranglehold, but I don't love it.

    Don't get me wrong, it's got a lot going for it. I dig the cheezy dialog and destructible environments, I like that cover disintegrates, and playing Chow Yun Fat is awesome.

    But it's no Max Payne. Or I guess it's no Max Payne 2, which I still love the hell out of.

    The main difference, I guess, is just that these firefights are a very different animal. It's always crazy 100% of the time - which I suppose lets it work better as gameplay. But I'm not sure it works better as an experience. I never give a shit about our hero or why he has to kill these people - and for some reason, I don't feel like it allows me to write my own ballet of death like MP2 did.

    I guess, for me, the main difference is that in Max Payne every bullet counts - not every thunderous spray of fifty bullets.

    And again - I really like Stranglehold, I got a good deal on it - but I want MP3. >.< The team's making the 360 exclusive Alan Wake - which looks awesome, but I miss Max.

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  • RoshinRoshin My backlog can be seen from space SwedenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pancake wrote: »
    Pancake wrote: »
    As much as I love the Max Payne games, they were never this fun. A pity it didn't do better.

    Obviously you never played the Kung Fu mod for Max Payne 1.

    Yeah I did. I never found it as amazing as everyone else did.

    Me neither. When I finally got to try it, I was like "Lol wut? That was it?". :)

    But Stranglehold. I can't say I love it and there's no nothing really wrong with it. I just wish they had taken the time to make, you know, a game out of it. Right now, it's just a glorified shooting gallery. You enter a new area, the mooks line up, you start shooting, and on and on it goes. I play it in very short bursts to relieve stress, but any longer than that and terminal boredom sets in.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The fucking level with the lasers.

    I gave up.

    Fuck that level.

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  • ChanceChance Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    The fucking level with the lasers.

    I gave up.

    Fuck that level.

    Yeah that took a retry or twenty. When they form kind of a tunnel, you have to do a dive so you slide out the end of it. Once you get the positioning down it's not too bad.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tiemler wrote: »
    I finished the level with the boats, which was fucking long and fairly repetitive and committed the mortal sin of putting Chow Yun-Fat's acrobatic hero cop on a turret for a stupid rail-shooter sequence. And I haven't touched it since. The next mission involves planting a bunch of bombs on a timer. Apparently, the once godlike Tequila is now just a busywork bitch with a badge.

    I stopped playing at that level as well. Apparently I gave up too soon, but if in this small group of people we've found a bunch that all stopped at the same level then there was something really wrong with it.

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    See here, I was going to get this but no you've convinced me otherwise.

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  • LunkerLunker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm stopped at the casino level where you have to place the guitar cases brimming with ammunition and health pickups. I've restarted the game a few times and I always get hung up around here. Strangely, though, this doesn't bother me one bit.

    The game is very solid B-grade mindless shooting; I ended up grabbing it near launch as part of a buy-2-get-1 free deal and I don't really regret my purchase at all. Sometimes I'm just in the mood for slow-mo shooting, and the game delivers that in spades. You can get the game for a song nowadays, but a lot of gamers will probably be just happy with the demo, though—that opening level in the marketplace is really awesome.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Got the PS3 collectors edition for like 12 bucks the other day with a coupon.

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