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[ERROR On] Team Fortress 2: ITT The most broken update in the history of Valve!

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lurk wrote: »
    I wonder what's happening this "Meet the.." video. Civilian mayhaps?

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So Medic, Pyro, and Spy are all that are left

    They're going to be done of them before all the class updates
    So far I have only met like 2 or 3 really good heavies and good god I love a good heavy that knows what he's doing. If you play it right you can tear ass around the yard. I'm hoping to unlock my blitz tonight, somehow.

    If anyone plays heavy primary, or just plays a heavy really well, let me know. I'll friend you and look for you and we can have some fun.

    I'll be playing this week sometime. Stick with me kid, and we'll go places (check da stats in the spoiler)

    Another for your harem eh?

    Gumpy on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    So Medic, Pyro, and Spy are all that are left

    They're going to be done of them before all the class updates
    So far I have only met like 2 or 3 really good heavies and good god I love a good heavy that knows what he's doing. If you play it right you can tear ass around the yard. I'm hoping to unlock my blitz tonight, somehow.

    If anyone plays heavy primary, or just plays a heavy really well, let me know. I'll friend you and look for you and we can have some fun.

    I'll be playing this week sometime. Stick with me kid, and we'll go places (check da stats in the spoiler)

    Another for your harem eh?

    Never get enough
    Bitchs and hos
    Bitchs and hos

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  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'll be playing this week sometime. Stick with me kid, and we'll go places (check da stats in the spoiler)

    Don't heal Enders.

    He's brought too many medics through his terrible dustbowl mile before. You don't want to be part of that.

    Asiina on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Enders is trying to find out if you can break past the 150% overheal limit if you have enough medics healing you

    You cannot allow his twisted experiments to continue!

    Gumpy on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    I'll be playing this week sometime. Stick with me kid, and we'll go places (check da stats in the spoiler)

    Don't heal Enders.

    He's brought too many medics through his terrible dustbowl mile before. You don't want to be part of that.

    All those medics started those rounds as boys and came out of those trenches as men!
    Who are you to disgrace the name of those few and proud!?!??!
    Enders is trying to find out if you can break past the 150% overheal limit if you have enough medics healing you

    You cannot allow his twisted experiments to continue!
    8 didn't work, we must have MORREEEE!

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  • Bear CavalryBear Cavalry Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    I'll be playing this week sometime. Stick with me kid, and we'll go places (check da stats in the spoiler)

    Don't heal Enders.

    He's brought too many medics through his terrible dustbowl mile before. You don't want to be part of that.

    All those medics started those rounds as boys and came out of those trenches as men!
    Who are you to disgrace the name of those few and proud!?!??!
    :winky:
    Enders is trying to find out if you can break past the 150% overheal limit if you have enough medics healing you

    You cannot allow his twisted experiments to continue!
    8 didn't work, we must have MORREEEE!

    Bear Cavalry on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I also recently clued in that the Heavy's "RUN COWARD!" and "I LIVE!" are Sinistar references

    Gonna do a name change soon

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  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I enjoy how quick the response times are in this thread.

    Danke, Dummkopfs!

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  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The TF2 threads move disturbingly fast, much faster than the other threads here I think.

    EDIT: See what I mean? Two minutes have passed by and there already four more posts.

    Lurk on
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  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    I'll be playing this week sometime. Stick with me kid, and we'll go places (check da stats in the spoiler)

    Don't heal Enders.

    He's brought too many medics through his terrible dustbowl mile before. You don't want to be part of that.

    All those medics started those rounds as boys and came out of those trenches as men!
    Who are you to disgrace the name of those few and proud!?!??!

    You mean that they explode into a thousand pieces before the end of those trenches to a stray rocket or a sentry because everyone knows your going to do the goddamn dustbowl mile every time and then when you both respawn you claim that IT HAS TOTALLY WORKED EVERY OTHER TIME.

    Asiina on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So I had a lot of fun on Job's server the other day with a team of five heavies, three engies and a five medics on an attack/defend map. Basically we kept the other team from leaving the resupply room until time ran out. Good times. By the end, they were playing the heavy-killing classes almost exclusively. Mostly demomen with a few spies, and a sniper who probably hates me now.

    All scouts, then all spies disguised as enemy heavies, then all medics (my awful idea) didn't work quite as well, though we had a few good tandem medic moments. I'd say all medics worked the least well of all of them.

    MrMonroe on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    enders is so plump

    tyrannus on
  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Not as fat as you, fat mike

    Asiina on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    Asiina wrote: »
    I'll be playing this week sometime. Stick with me kid, and we'll go places (check da stats in the spoiler)

    Don't heal Enders.

    He's brought too many medics through his terrible dustbowl mile before. You don't want to be part of that.

    All those medics started those rounds as boys and came out of those trenches as men!
    Who are you to disgrace the name of those few and proud!?!??!

    You mean that they explode into a thousand pieces before the end of those trenches to a stray rocket or a sentry because everyone knows your going to do the goddamn dustbowl mile every time and then when you both respawn you claim that IT HAS TOTALLY WORKED EVERY OTHER TIME.

    Sounds like someone's jealous X XXXXXXXXXXXD
    I am going to start recording dustbowl miles and we shall make a pie graph of success vs failure
    enders is so plump
    The original fat
    comin' back
    poppa uba in yo face
    and see me crittin' all ova da place

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    tyrannus ate a whole calf (BABY COW) yesterday he confessed to me

    tofu on
  • jonxpjonxp [E] PC Security Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Peewi wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    I have been snooping around a bit, and I can't seem to find a few of the "Meet the ______" The one's I've seen so far are hillarious, does anyone know where I can find them? I've seen the Heavy, Demo, Engie, Scout, and Soldier.

    You can see all the videos currently available on this page.

    Every time I watch one of them, I have to watch the rest as well. They just so great, and I love the fact that they're done in engine. I just wish Valve would release the tools they're using to make them.

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  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    it's better that way, people seem to remember more and the conversations are more active.

    P.S.: I'm pretty sure the pyro "goggles" are actually horse blinders, because when I'm healing them, they go into blind berzerker mode and ignore my rapidly declining health, and the swathes of enemies coming from all sides.

    c4tch on
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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    it's better that way, people seem to remember more and the conversations are more active.

    P.S.: I'm pretty sure the pyro "goggles" are actually horse blinders, because when I'm healing them, they go into blind berzerker mode and ignore my rapidly declining health, and the swathes of enemies coming from all sides.

    Pyros don't have the knockback or the range to protect Medics effectively. When you're healing one you've gotta watch your own ass, nobody's asking you go to all the way behind enemy lines with them.

    Zek on
  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    I'll be playing this week sometime. Stick with me kid, and we'll go places (check da stats in the spoiler)

    Don't heal Enders.

    He's brought too many medics through his terrible dustbowl mile before. You don't want to be part of that.

    Correct. Heal "Hey You" instead. He'll take you places.

    Hey You on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    tofu wrote: »
    tyrannus ate a whole calf (BABY COW) yesterday he confessed to me

    veal is delicious

    tyrannus on
  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    is it possible to have two medics on a heavy with one activating uber and the other activating blitz simultaneously?!

    c4tch on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    is it possible to have two medics on a heavy with one activating uber and the other activating blitz simultaneously?!

    Kritz and uber? Yes, they stack

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  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That's silly, of course you can protect your medic.

    But you should warn your medic that they shouldn't follow you in on your suicide runs unless they're prepared to die with you. This is especially true with new medics who don't know any better. I usually trust some of our experienced medics (Mandalore, cryo, etc.) to know when it's time to abandon me to my death.

    EDIT: And others like iowa and duld I'll lead into death just cause it's fun.

    Asiina on
  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zek wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    it's better that way, people seem to remember more and the conversations are more active.

    P.S.: I'm pretty sure the pyro "goggles" are actually horse blinders, because when I'm healing them, they go into blind berzerker mode and ignore my rapidly declining health, and the swathes of enemies coming from all sides.

    Pyros don't have the knockback or the range to protect Medics effectively. When you're healing one you've gotta watch your own ass, nobody's asking you go to all the way behind enemy lines with them.

    switch off backburner and you DO have pushback?

    right clicky...?

    c4tch on
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  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    is it possible to have two medics on a heavy with one activating uber and the other activating blitz simultaneously?!

    Kritz and uber? Yes, they stack

    ho

    lee

    chit

    c4tch on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    it's better that way, people seem to remember more and the conversations are more active.

    P.S.: I'm pretty sure the pyro "goggles" are actually horse blinders, because when I'm healing them, they go into blind berzerker mode and ignore my rapidly declining health, and the swathes of enemies coming from all sides.

    Pyros don't have the knockback or the range to protect Medics effectively. When you're healing one you've gotta watch your own ass, nobody's asking you go to all the way behind enemy lines with them.

    switch off backburner and you DO have pushback?

    right clicky...?

    pro-tip: don't heal pyros

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  • artooartoo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dear Valve,

    Update Page.

    Sincerely, Angry man outside your offices.

    artoo on
  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    it's better that way, people seem to remember more and the conversations are more active.

    P.S.: I'm pretty sure the pyro "goggles" are actually horse blinders, because when I'm healing them, they go into blind berzerker mode and ignore my rapidly declining health, and the swathes of enemies coming from all sides.

    Pyros don't have the knockback or the range to protect Medics effectively. When you're healing one you've gotta watch your own ass, nobody's asking you go to all the way behind enemy lines with them.

    switch off backburner and you DO have pushback?

    right clicky...?

    pro-tip: don't heal pyros

    protip: never, ever listen to enders. He sounds like he knows what he's talking about but he's full of lies and deceit.

    Asiina on
  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    is it possible to have two medics on a heavy with one activating uber and the other activating blitz simultaneously?!

    This is not generally a good idea. I would use the uber first to clear out the sentry's then click in the critz to finish off the remaining worms.

    Hey You on
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey You wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    is it possible to have two medics on a heavy with one activating uber and the other activating blitz simultaneously?!

    This is not generally a good idea. I would use the uber first to clear out the sentry's then click in the critz to finish off the remaining worms.
    You need a third medic to uber the medic with the kritz. 8-)

    tofu on
  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lol what's with Ender's twisting you all into this love-hate relationship with him?

    you can outsmart him, maybe..... maybe. but you cannot outsmart bullet.

    c4tch on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    it's better that way, people seem to remember more and the conversations are more active.

    P.S.: I'm pretty sure the pyro "goggles" are actually horse blinders, because when I'm healing them, they go into blind berzerker mode and ignore my rapidly declining health, and the swathes of enemies coming from all sides.

    Pyros don't have the knockback or the range to protect Medics effectively. When you're healing one you've gotta watch your own ass, nobody's asking you go to all the way behind enemy lines with them.

    switch off backburner and you DO have pushback?

    right clicky...?

    pro-tip: don't heal pyros

    protip: never, ever listen to enders. He sounds like he knows what he's talking about but he's full of lies and deceit.

    Asiia why you got to hate
    It hurts deep
    Can't we just go back to the way things were...the early days
    lol what's with Ender's twisting you all into this love-hate relationship with him?

    you can outsmart him, maybe..... maybe. but you cannot outsmart bullet.
    You see...I'm kind of a big deal

    And yeah you pretty much got the idea. We're going to make a great team

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  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    There's no love.

    EDIT: Enders, you mean back when I played medic and refused to heal you ever?

    Asiina on
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    it's better that way, people seem to remember more and the conversations are more active.

    P.S.: I'm pretty sure the pyro "goggles" are actually horse blinders, because when I'm healing them, they go into blind berzerker mode and ignore my rapidly declining health, and the swathes of enemies coming from all sides.

    Pyros don't have the knockback or the range to protect Medics effectively. When you're healing one you've gotta watch your own ass, nobody's asking you go to all the way behind enemy lines with them.

    switch off backburner and you DO have pushback?

    right clicky...?
    That's only at close range too, when the Medic is following behind you and somebody jumps him there's not much you can do about it. I do my best to keep my flank clear when a Medic is following but I can only do so much, Pyros just aren't suited to babysitting as well as Soldiers or Heavies. Just heal them as long as you can and let them do their own thing with the overheal when it gets too dangerous for you.

    Zek on
  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey You wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    is it possible to have two medics on a heavy with one activating uber and the other activating blitz simultaneously?!

    This is not generally a good idea. I would use the uber first to clear out the sentry's then click in the critz to finish off the remaining worms.

    so 20 seconds of badassery is better than 10 seconds of super badassery?

    c4tch on
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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    enders and asiina are like two whores on a street, each competing for my crit rockets.

    tyrannus on
  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    it's better that way, people seem to remember more and the conversations are more active.

    P.S.: I'm pretty sure the pyro "goggles" are actually horse blinders, because when I'm healing them, they go into blind berzerker mode and ignore my rapidly declining health, and the swathes of enemies coming from all sides.

    Pyros don't have the knockback or the range to protect Medics effectively. When you're healing one you've gotta watch your own ass, nobody's asking you go to all the way behind enemy lines with them.

    switch off backburner and you DO have pushback?

    right clicky...?

    When everybody was playing pyro during the pyro update, this was the BEST way to protect your medic.

    Quaz and Wally on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    enders and asiina are like two whores on a street, each competing for my crit rockets.

    Can't wait to get the Crock Block achievement off you

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  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zek wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    it's better that way, people seem to remember more and the conversations are more active.

    P.S.: I'm pretty sure the pyro "goggles" are actually horse blinders, because when I'm healing them, they go into blind berzerker mode and ignore my rapidly declining health, and the swathes of enemies coming from all sides.

    Pyros don't have the knockback or the range to protect Medics effectively. When you're healing one you've gotta watch your own ass, nobody's asking you go to all the way behind enemy lines with them.

    switch off backburner and you DO have pushback?

    right clicky...?
    That's only at close range too, when the Medic is following behind you and somebody jumps him there's not much you can do about it. I do my best to keep my flank clear when a Medic is following but I can only do so much, Pyros just aren't suited to babysitting as well as Soldiers or Heavies. Just heal them as long as you can and let them do their own thing with the overheal when it gets too dangerous for you.

    don't get me wrong, good pyros are great at flanking, and the great thing about being a pyro flanking is that you are hated by the enemy. But the better thing about it is if I'm a medic following you, they hate ME even more. I've had a couple runs where we start from the back, and I run ahead of the pyro, leaping around, because everyone's aiming for me. I heal when I can but I'm mostly bait while he backburns/axetinguishes everything. having a scout soften them up goes a long way also.

    If I die so what? we just obliterated 3/4 people, and you might even live.

    c4tch on
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