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[ERROR On] Team Fortress 2: ITT The most broken update in the history of Valve!

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  • artooartoo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    THIS THREAD MOVES FAST!

    artoo on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    enders and asiina are like two whores on a street, each competing for my crit rockets.

    Can't wait to get the Crock Block achievement off you

    what one was that again

    tyrannus on
  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    artoo wrote: »
    THIS THREAD MOVES FAST!

    ur mom moves fast

    Asiina on
  • Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Guys I've been on hiatus for a zillion years or something. Once I get windows installed on my computer I'm back in action.

    I know you all missed me and totally noticed I was gone.

    Doc Holliday on
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  • artooartoo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    artoo wrote: »
    THIS THREAD MOVES FAST!

    ur mom moves fast

    Hey O!!!

    artoo on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    artoo wrote: »
    THIS THREAD MOVES FAST!
               Ur a maget                    
              /
    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/omfgmyass/newavat.jpg[/img]
    

    Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo on
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    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Guys I've been on hiatus for a zillion years or something. Once I get windows installed on my computer I'm back in action.

    I know you all missed me and totally noticed I was gone.

    Welcome back!

    Quaz and Wally on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    Rentilius wrote: »
    enders and asiina are like two whores on a street, each competing for my crit rockets.

    Can't wait to get the Crock Block achievement off you

    what one was that again

    Crock Block: Survive a direct hit from a critical rocket.

    Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo on
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    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
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  • SuMa.LustreSuMa.Lustre Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey medics listen up

    Heal this lad named "Lustre"

    He shoots mans and doesn't afraid of anything

    SuMa.Lustre on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i've gotten that as a soldier.

    tyrannus on
  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    lol what's with Ender's twisting you all into this love-hate relationship with him?

    you can outsmart him, maybe..... maybe. but you cannot outsmart bullet.

    I outsmart his ass all the time. Don't listen to the others. You wont find me on any of his domination list.

    Hey You on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey You wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    lol what's with Ender's twisting you all into this love-hate relationship with him?

    you can outsmart him, maybe..... maybe. but you cannot outsmart bullet.

    I outsmart his ass all the time. Don't listen to the others. You wont find me on any of his domination list.

    Hey durr imma demoman

    S key + winbombs

    i m best at dis game

    Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo on
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    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
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  • VaLiantineVaLiantine Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey medics listen up

    Heal this lad named "Lustre"

    He shoots mans and doesn't afraid of anything

    Nien.

    Nixer.

    VaLiantine on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i've gotten that as a soldier.
               Ur a maget                    
              /
    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/omfgmyass/newavat.jpg[/img]
    

    Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo on
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    1385396-1.png
    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
    heavy.gif
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i love you enders

    tyrannus on
  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    Hey You wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    is it possible to have two medics on a heavy with one activating uber and the other activating blitz simultaneously?!

    This is not generally a good idea. I would use the uber first to clear out the sentry's then click in the critz to finish off the remaining worms.

    so 20 seconds of badassery is better than 10 seconds of super badassery?

    That would be correct. But mostly on a heavy. (no reload times like on a demo or solder.)

    Hey You on
  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Medics should heal me, because, well, it'll give my disguise away and it'll be funny.

    Quaz and Wally on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i love you enders

    Be still my fluttering heart

    We shall meet again Tyrannus...in the dustbowl

    :swoon:

    Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo on
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    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
    heavy.gif
  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey You wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    lol what's with Ender's twisting you all into this love-hate relationship with him?

    you can outsmart him, maybe..... maybe. but you cannot outsmart bullet.

    I outsmart his ass all the time. Don't listen to the others. You wont find me on any of his domination list.

    Hey durr imma demoman

    S key + winbombs

    i m best at dis game

    I play heavy mostly these days. And I only use stickies, when i am demo... I dont pipe spam like the rest on this server. (ohhh... you look so dumb now)

    Hey You on
  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    so which weapon has the highest crit %? lowest? (excluding the zero critters like the bludsager, aka the bob saget)

    c4tch on
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  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ur all horrible.

    Kagnaros on
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  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh and i've had people warn me, but i still can't tell, what does a crit nade look like? does it glow more?

    c4tch on
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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey You wrote: »
    Hey You wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    lol what's with Ender's twisting you all into this love-hate relationship with him?

    you can outsmart him, maybe..... maybe. but you cannot outsmart bullet.

    I outsmart his ass all the time. Don't listen to the others. You wont find me on any of his domination list.

    Hey durr imma demoman

    S key + winbombs

    i m best at dis game

    I play heavy mostly these days. And I only use stickies, when i am demo... I dont pipe spam like the rest on this server. (ohhh... you look so dumb now)
    Some people are saying that the stickies for the demo are to strong. To the point where 3 stickies can remove a sentry, a dispenser and a full health Engie. Is this something that can/is being addressed or is it classed internally as “balanced”?

    We agree that they’re a little too overpowered right now. In fact, internally, we refer to them as “winbombs”. We haven’t reached a decision on what we’ll change yet, though.

    http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/news/39688/TF2-Demoman-To-Be-Nerfed-Payload-Maps-In-Development


    Checkmate

    Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo on
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    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
    heavy.gif
  • SuMa.LustreSuMa.Lustre Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Think thermos with red/blue fire and you'll get it

    SuMa.Lustre on
  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey You wrote: »
    Hey You wrote: »
    c4tch wrote: »
    lol what's with Ender's twisting you all into this love-hate relationship with him?

    you can outsmart him, maybe..... maybe. but you cannot outsmart bullet.

    I outsmart his ass all the time. Don't listen to the others. You wont find me on any of his domination list.

    Hey durr imma demoman

    S key + winbombs

    i m best at dis game

    I play heavy mostly these days. And I only use stickies, when i am demo... I dont pipe spam like the rest on this server. (ohhh... you look so dumb now)
    Some people are saying that the stickies for the demo are to strong. To the point where 3 stickies can remove a sentry, a dispenser and a full health Engie. Is this something that can/is being addressed or is it classed internally as “balanced”?

    We agree that they’re a little too overpowered right now. In fact, internally, we refer to them as “winbombs”. We haven’t reached a decision on what we’ll change yet, though.

    http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/news/39688/TF2-Demoman-To-Be-Nerfed-Payload-Maps-In-Development


    Checkmate

    Just like I said I play heavy mostly these days. Point in check.

    Hey You on
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I maintain that the problem with Demos is sticky detonation times. The timer should start after they hit the ground, not when they're fired. Pipes might need a buff to be a better primary weapon to compensate though.

    Zek on
  • SkexisSkexis Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    c4tch wrote: »
    oh and i've had people warn me, but i still can't tell, what does a crit nade look like? does it glow more?

    It has rays of sparkly sunshine coming out of it
    it is delicious
    drink deep of its heady flavor

    Skexis on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zek wrote: »
    I maintain that the problem with Demos is sticky detonation times. The timer should start after they hit the ground, not when they're fired. Pipes might need a buff to be a better primary weapon to compensate though.

    Pipes are fine as is, they take some skill to compensate for movement and arcs.

    But yeah, stickies essentially replace them as long as they can explode in the air. It's silly and counter-acts their purpose

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    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
    heavy.gif
  • dnilbdnilb Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey You wrote: »
    I play heavy mostly these days. And I only use stickies, when i am demo... I dont pipe spam like the rest on this server. (ohhh... you look so dumb now)

    seems like most people sticky spam rather then pipe spam.

    rather then spaming pipes I actually try to land them on people, which most people can't pull off. if you're good at it though it's the greatest thing ever (watch rak or sith). I've been practicing a lot with it and have had some really good rounds.

    a lot of the time I place traps with stickies near me if I have time or on CP's and only use the pipe launcher. more then half of my kills will come from pipes rather then all stickies.

    but thats just how I play demo :lol:

    dnilb on
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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I love landing Pipes on people, I consider myself good at it too

    zimfan on
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  • That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    WHEN AM I GETTING MY FUCKING UPDATE!

    That_Guy on
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  • artooartoo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That_Guy wrote: »
    WHEN AM I GETTING MY FUCKING UPDATE!

    I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    artoo on
  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm at work, and have a tab for my logging program, this thread, and the heavy page all in one browser


    f5f5f5f5

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    Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
    When I say pop it that means pop it
    heavy.gif
  • nlawalkernlawalker Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm at work, and have a tab for my logging program, this thread, and the heavy page all in one browser


    f5f5f5f5
    Heh, you and me both.

    nlawalker on
  • theantipoptheantipop Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    10 bucks on sandvich.htm

    theantipop on
  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nah, I think that'll be last, we got a weapon last time, so this time its gonna be the arenas.

    BlindPsychic on
  • c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    are you all talking about the heavy update page?

    c4tch on
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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zek wrote: »
    I maintain that the problem with Demos is sticky detonation times. The timer should start after they hit the ground, not when they're fired. Pipes might need a buff to be a better primary weapon to compensate though.
    If six or eight pipes could be fired before reloading then that would be an acceptable trade for the sticky delay, I think.

    SithDrummer on
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    If the patch is out tomorrow, then why are we getting an update on Tuesday as well?

    That seems...odd.

    Sterica on
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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zek wrote: »
    I maintain that the problem with Demos is sticky detonation times. The timer should start after they hit the ground, not when they're fired. Pipes might need a buff to be a better primary weapon to compensate though.
    If six or eight pipes could be fired before reloading then that would be an acceptable trade for the sticky delay, I think.

    Let's not do that.

    Zek on
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