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[ERROR On] Team Fortress 2: ITT The most broken update in the history of Valve!

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah, the amount of extra ubers you can get off just from not having to be too careful with using them is pretty significant. With the uber you might spend a lot of time running around at 100% waiting for the time it's really necessary, because you can't afford to not have it when it's time to kill a turret or save your own ass. With the Kritzkrieg, just get it and use it. 10% wasn't nearly enough but with +25% I'll definitely be giving it a shot again. It's also very very useful in Arena where time is short and turrets are rare.

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zek wrote: »
    Of course the needle gun is better when it's critting. The problem is that even with the crit buff from healing that's still the minority of the time and I don't think it's at all worth it considering how damn good the health leech is.

    Most of the early unlockables have a clear winner in terms of usefulness though.

    Blut....blut.

    Flaregun...shotgun.

    Boxing gloves...boxing gloves, despite pow!

    There's a clear winner in each case.

    Wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the first unlockables follow this rule.

    Yeah but I don't think Valve is doing that on purpose, they just stubbornly refuse to admit that their weapon balance sucks.

    Also, the Sandvich is the first Heavy unlock, and it's the closest tradeoff yet IMHO.

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm really glad to see all the krietzkriegs out in force. They're actually pretty damn useful against the mongrol heavy hordes

    also unlocked sandvich and natascha in one play session, and have been ubered 30 times tonight. W00t

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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You guys are fools. The Flare gun is killer now with all the heavies.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I agree Sueve. I sure love the free extra uber charge. Keep using it.

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  • SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I SEE SPY!

    Also, those boxing gloves are ridiculously big.

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I die a *lot* with my ubercharge 70% or more completed, so I'm excited to see the Kritz get a bigger bonus.

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I apologize for shitting up your servers, I haven't played since before the achievements. The Pyro Achievements.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    Fig-D wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    It's probably because I never got used to the health boost it gave. Let's be honest, before the update most Medics (with the exception of maybe Luny) went down like dominoes at close range. They're supposed to run and perhaps come back around the corner with a Heavy in tow, not sap away your health and bonesaw you across the map.

    Where the hell is Luny anyway? Steam says he hasn't been on for 92 days.

    Oh dammit, I was just wondering if any of the people I was used to playing with disappeared over the summer.

    Is there anyone else? Zot? Peewi?

    I'm still playing TF2. I played for several hours right after the update hit.

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    I apologize for shitting up your servers, I haven't played since before the achievements. The Pyro Achievements.

    Can't be done! Just play and have fun.



    Man this update is great for playing scout. No rawkets to worry about, just a bunch of heavies that can't track targets in straight lines.

    I still suck, as I stand behind them and get owned instantly and can't hit anything when I'm jumping, but killing medics is <3.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zek wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    Of course the needle gun is better when it's critting. The problem is that even with the crit buff from healing that's still the minority of the time and I don't think it's at all worth it considering how damn good the health leech is.

    Most of the early unlockables have a clear winner in terms of usefulness though.

    Blut....blut.

    Flaregun...shotgun.

    Boxing gloves...boxing gloves, despite pow!

    There's a clear winner in each case.

    Wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the first unlockables follow this rule.

    Yeah but I don't think Valve is doing that on purpose, they just stubbornly refuse to admit that their weapon balance sucks.

    Also, the Sandvich is the first Heavy unlock, and it's the closest tradeoff yet IMHO.
    What how is the sandwich a trade off? A portable medic vs a gun you never ever used because if you had to use it you were already dead.

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Flaregun + Arena = WIN.

    I just burnt like 3 medics <3.

    Also the server I was on today said: "Team size is increasing to 10 to accommodate the current player count."

    And we had 10v10. I'm not sure how they did it.

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zek wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    Of course the needle gun is better when it's critting. The problem is that even with the crit buff from healing that's still the minority of the time and I don't think it's at all worth it considering how damn good the health leech is.

    Most of the early unlockables have a clear winner in terms of usefulness though.

    Blut....blut.

    Flaregun...shotgun.

    Boxing gloves...boxing gloves, despite pow!

    There's a clear winner in each case.

    Wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the first unlockables follow this rule.

    Yeah but I don't think Valve is doing that on purpose, they just stubbornly refuse to admit that their weapon balance sucks.

    Also, the Sandvich is the first Heavy unlock, and it's the closest tradeoff yet IMHO.
    What how is the sandwich a trade off? A portable medic vs a gun you never ever used because if you had to use it you were already dead.

    That's not a fair statement! I've used the shotgun *at least* twice, and maybe even three times!

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zek wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    Of course the needle gun is better when it's critting. The problem is that even with the crit buff from healing that's still the minority of the time and I don't think it's at all worth it considering how damn good the health leech is.

    Most of the early unlockables have a clear winner in terms of usefulness though.

    Blut....blut.

    Flaregun...shotgun.

    Boxing gloves...boxing gloves, despite pow!

    There's a clear winner in each case.

    Wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the first unlockables follow this rule.

    Yeah but I don't think Valve is doing that on purpose, they just stubbornly refuse to admit that their weapon balance sucks.

    Also, the Sandvich is the first Heavy unlock, and it's the closest tradeoff yet IMHO.
    What how is the sandwich a trade off? A portable medic vs a gun you never ever used because if you had to use it you were already dead.

    The shotgun is useful a lot of the time for firing while retreating or pestering Snipers. And the Sandvich is useless when you have a Medic most of the time. It's a situational decision, which is more than you can say for most unlocks.

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The sandvich is having an interesting effect on ambush classes, with Heavies running away at half health to snack.

    It's fun to bait someone by ducking around a corner and sitting there revved up and waiting, then whipping out the sammich over his corpse.

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If the servers ever manage to get a team balance for arena that actually does half the sever vs the other half, it works very well.

    I've been playing arena_badlands and I've actually been enjoying myself.

    On badlands.

    Haha, but really, I do enjoy these arena things now that I've done decent 6v6 and 10v10s. Some of the maps REALLY don't work for 12v12, but I'm sure some of the larger ones would work just fine.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I thoroughly enjoy shooting up mans then ducking off to a smoko shack with a couple of other heavies and having a picnic.

    Omnomnomnom.

    Sandvich is pure joy.

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  • LykouraghLykouragh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I bet all of you that were bitching about arenas before the update feel very silly now.

    As you should.

    Also the lumberyard is awesome.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If the servers ever manage to get a team balance for arena that actually does half the sever vs the other half, it works very well.

    I've been playing arena_badlands and I've actually been enjoying myself.

    On badlands.

    Haha, but really, I do enjoy these arena things now that I've done decent 6v6 and 10v10s. Some of the maps REALLY don't work for 12v12, but I'm sure some of the larger ones would work just fine.

    With all the heavies, but more importantly no scouts, I had fun playing badlands

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  • RykeRyke Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shabutie wrote: »
    THE GUMMIBEAR OF CANDYCORNIA

    I AM

    If it bleeds... We can KILL it.

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Spoit wrote: »
    If the servers ever manage to get a team balance for arena that actually does half the sever vs the other half, it works very well.

    I've been playing arena_badlands and I've actually been enjoying myself.

    On badlands.

    Haha, but really, I do enjoy these arena things now that I've done decent 6v6 and 10v10s. Some of the maps REALLY don't work for 12v12, but I'm sure some of the larger ones would work just fine.

    With all the heavies, but more importantly no scouts, I had fun playing badlands

    Yeah, scouts have recently been ruining some things for me. It almost seems like they need to be held back for a little while in maps without a setup time.

    Also, was that you chasing me around and named "Sandvich" today? Or were there just lots of people named Sandvich?

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    We played a real fun round of ctf_well. But then people built sentries and it ended in stalemate.

    Edit: Engineers are magets.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The engineer in me loves playing defence on badwater.

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  • CohsaeCohsae Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Spoit wrote: »
    If the servers ever manage to get a team balance for arena that actually does half the sever vs the other half, it works very well.

    I've been playing arena_badlands and I've actually been enjoying myself.

    On badlands.

    Haha, but really, I do enjoy these arena things now that I've done decent 6v6 and 10v10s. Some of the maps REALLY don't work for 12v12, but I'm sure some of the larger ones would work just fine.

    With all the heavies, but more importantly no scouts, I had fun playing badlands

    Yeah, scouts have recently been ruining some things for me. It almost seems like they need to be held back for a little while in maps without a setup time.

    Well they added those gates and setup time before the middle point of granary. Strange that they wouldn't do that for other maps as well.

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  • Commissar DemosthenesCommissar Demosthenes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh jeeze. Just went on a Heavy Achievement grinding server, Spawncamping forever.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't understand the scout hate... Scouts have it hard enough and now heavies have an anti-scout weapon.

    I swear I will lynch anybody that says scout is ezmode.

    Daxon on
  • IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh jeeze. Just went on a Heavy Achievement grinding server, Spawncamping forever.

    I just did that, and got a ton of Pyro achievements, can you say Makin' Bacon'!

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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Let me all tell you the awesome story of how I played the patch, I was in chat talking about the patch when my steam suddenly crashed. I thought 'hey the patch must be out' and restarted steam, which proceeded to crash again.. and again. Finally I manage to download the patch and join job's server just before it fills up (I was the 24th player). I proceed to take out my unlocked weapons, eat a sandwich in spawn. And as soon as I leave the spawn.... my game crashes and I lose my internet connection :(

    EDIT: the team fortress page updated http://teamfortress.com/

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    davincie wrote: »
    Let me all tell you the awesome story of how I played the patch, I was in chat talking about the patch when my steam suddenly crashed. I thought 'hey the patch must be out' and restarted steam, which proceeded to crash again.. and again. Finally I manage to download the patch and join job's server just before it fills up (I was the 24th player). I proceed to take out my unlocked weapons, eat a sandwich in spawn. And as soon as I leave the spawn.... my game crashes and I lose my internet connection :(

    Sounds like some fun times.

    Also, I motion to have the two new arena maps added to the regular rotation on Job's. Assuming of course that it won't crash the server >_> (did you guys get it working?).

    Otherwise I had some fun times on Demitri's server with the arenas.

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  • MiSTieOtakuMiSTieOtaku Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Daxon wrote: »
    I don't understand the scout hate... Scouts have it hard enough and now heavies have an anti-scout weapon.

    I swear I will lynch anybody that says scout is ezmode.

    As a soldier-only player, the only reason I hate the scouts is because they make my rocket launcher nearly useless. They're so fast they can just dodge my rockets like nothing else and they're usually so fast it's damn hard nailing them with a shotgun round.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Daxon wrote: »
    I don't understand the scout hate... Scouts have it hard enough and now heavies have an anti-scout weapon.

    I swear I will lynch anybody that says scout is ezmode.

    As a soldier-only player, the only reason I hate the scouts is because they make my rocket launcher nearly useless. They're so fast they can just dodge my rockets like nothing else and they're usually so fast it's damn hard nailing them with a shotgun round.

    I have been killed countless times by stray rocket AOE or a random grenade lobbed around. Just being touched by fire and then escaping still brings you down to <50% HP. Which is generally why those three classes annoy me.

    I've noticed I get incredibly selfish when I play as a scout. I take all medpacks everywhere. Even if I've only lost 5 health. Sure, I try to check if there's someone else with a more desperate need cause I can easily run to another medkit but I never run back to get healing when I've taken minimal damage as a pyro or medic or whatever.

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  • ZealotZealot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Playing TF2 now almost makes me feel bad for the guys playing the ps360 versions. Almost.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zealot wrote: »
    Playing TF2 now almost makes me feel bad for the guys playing the ps360 versions. Almost.
    They knew what they were getting in to when they first sat on their couches.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Zealot wrote: »
    Playing TF2 now almost makes me feel bad for the guys playing the ps360 versions. Almost.
    They knew what they were getting in to when they first sat on their couches.

    I have a friend who bought the 360 version even after I told him that Valve games are PC things and that he was retarded for not wanting the PC version (with custom maps, updates etc etc).

    He has a complete MONSTER of a PC that can run Crysis on near top quality as well.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So I'm going away for a night, thus I'll be lacking TF2. Wonder what the chances of an emergency patch being drafted in anytime soon are. It's typical, people were constantly talking about crashing in Arena mode and I was thinking "hahahah somehow I am immune" and then I get a repeating sound loop and I'm thrown back to desktop. Blargh.

    But from what I saw of it, Arena is awesome. But believe it or not I think the teams should be 9 v 9, because with 12-a-side I imagine it'll be too crowded...

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This will shock some people, but I agree with the 9vs9. As much as I love 12vs12 superbattleoperas....permanent death changes my views.

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  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    we said it before.. Highlander style arena! Would be awsome!

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What's with all this people crashing? For me, TF2 ran just like it usually does without any crashes.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Peewi wrote: »
    What's with all this people crashing? For me, TF2 ran just like it usually does without any crashes.

    Well you are lucky or a witch.

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  • DrunkMcDrunkMc Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anyone have problems with Achievements being already unlocked? I had two achievements unlocked, kill someone 5 seconds after teleporting and eating 100 Sanvidches. But I hadn't played as a heavy yet.

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