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[miniPhalla]Bill and Ted's Excellent Phalladventure Night 7: Good/Death victory!

FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Critical Failures
San Dimas, California

1991

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=966yJ1of18I

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A few days later...

Bill and Ted are sitting around their apartment watching TV when they hear the now-familiar sound of a booth landing nearby. As they step outside to investigate, they find Socrates and Billy the Kid exiting the booth. "How's it hangin, Mr. The Kid?" asks Ted.

"Not too great, dudes. Some fat bald guy in a black robe grabbed me, So-crates and a bunch of other folks and stuffed us in this here booth."

"Duuude, that must have been Chuck DeNomolos again!" noted Bill. "Where'd he go?"

"I don't know, one minute he was here and the next he wasn't."

"Bill," began Ted, "regardless of the current location of the most heinous DeNomolos, it is our duty to restore these historical personages to their rightful places and times."

"Ted, you make an excellent point. Let us gather the band and set things right!"

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Welcome to [strike]my Bill and Ted fanfiction[/strike] Bill and Ted miniphalla! This will be a mostly traditional game; not a lot of weird shit, and absolutely no conversions. The game will begin Monday evening. Vote close time will be 11PM Eastern, 8PM Pacific. All common house rules are in effect:
Common "House" Rules

You may not communicate regarding the game with someone who is dead, unless there is some specific mechanic in place to do so. In that case, communication normally goes through the narrator.

You may not use any anonymous method of communication to discuss the game. Forum-based PMs, external IMs, and e-mails are allowed as long as the person you are talking to knows who you are.

You may not use screencaps to "prove" anything to anyone.

Your task is to eliminate Chuck DeNomolos and his friends before their numbers match or exceed the rest of you. Each day you will !vote for a player in bold red; the player with the most votes is removed from the booth and the game. The vote closes at 11:00 PM Eastern; votes cast at 10:59 will count, those cast at 11:00 will not. Daily actions also must be submitted by 11:00 PM.

A note about villager PMs: Everyone got a randomly assigned historical personage (villager) PM EXCEPT the good specials, so comparing role PMs is not likely to get you anything except for dead specials. Special thanks to Squashua for assistance in writing these.

2. Rainfall (Socrates)
15. minigunwielder (Napoleon)
24. El Skid (Samuel Adams)


6. TheLawinator (Julius Caesar)
9. Shorn Scrotum Man (David Bowie)
26. Quoth (Alexander Graham Bell)

19. Gumpy (Satan, disguised as George Washington Carver)
18. Gruff (Death, disguised as Jesus H. Christ) (winner!!!)


1. Thetheroo (Joan of Arc)
23. Ryadic (Helen Keller)

12. warban (Station!)
25. Sheep Have Wool (Evil Robot Ted, disguised as Sigmund Freud)


13. Gorilla Salad (Babe Ruth)
14. Infidel (Martin Luther)
20. tehcoolryan (Billy the Kid)


7. DasUberEdward (A Neanderthal)
17. Toxic Toys (Al Gore)

5. DevoutlyApathetic (Princess Elizabeth!)
4. Grundlterror (Chuck DeNomolos, disguised as Ludwig van Beethoven)


11. TehSloth (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)
21. Dac Vin (Princess Joanna!)
22. Wildcat (Colonel Oats, disguised as Genghis Khan)


3. Ragnar Danneskjold (Rufus!)
10. crimsoncoyote (Bill!)

16. The_Reflection (Evil Robot Bill, disguised as Thomas Edison)


8. kuhlmeye (Ted) survives!

Reserves
1. PantsB
2. weatheredclown
3. JPants
4. B:L
5. Durax

Please note: Since we have so many reserves, anyone who misses the Night 1 vote will be replaced immediately. Night 1 vote closes Tuesday at 11PM.

Narrations:
Day 0
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7

Q&A:
Q: If I set up a proboard, should I send a link to FWD?
A: Of course you should.

Q: Should I edit votes into existing posts?
A: No, that would be silly.

Q: What happens if the vote is tied?
A: Everyone tied for most votes dies.

Q: Does the vote "trickle down"?
A: No. If the player (or players tied) with the most votes dies by other means, there is no vote death.

Q: Should I roleplay my character?
A: There is no such requirement, and no benefit for doing so. However there is also no rule against it.

Q: What is the inactivity rule?
A: You can miss one vote safely, if you miss a second you are gone.

Q: Will roles be revealed upon death?
A: Yes.

Burnage wrote:
FWD is very good at this game.
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up.

    Radical!

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up

    Rule 1 of this Phalla? Be excellent to each other.

    Rainfall on
  • Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up

    Institutional Pederasty on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Party on dudes!

    Thetheroo on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh, a FWD phalla!

    !sign up

    Grundlterror on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh screw it, !sign up, 5 if possible.

    Sleep is for the weak.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up

    Let's see what I can do this time!

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well, excellent!!!
    !Sign up

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up


    Woooo!

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign Up

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Totally Awesome! !sign up

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    A new Phalla just in time.

    !sign up

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign Up

    Someone dead in the current phalla is welcome to have my spot, though.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !here I am

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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    !SIGN UP DUDE

    Dude, if I end up being So-crates and getting eaten by raptors on the first day, I will hate you all.

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    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !signup

    I feel that something may be afoot at the circle k

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign me up!

    Party On!

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !SIGN UP DUDE

    Dude, if I end up being So-crates and getting eaten by raptors on the first day, I will hate you all.

    Doesn't sound much worse than being a crazy robot, Outting your robot spy day one and dying on the second day :P

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • GruffGruff Registered User
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    Gruff on
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    I will destroy him

    Gumpy on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I so need to buy this DVD.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shit yeah !Sign Up

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign me up

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Sign up please, if there is still room!

    Wildcat on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Whoa!

    Like, totally !Sign me up dude!

    Ryadic on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • Sheep Have WoolSheep Have Wool Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !signup

    Sheep Have Wool on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !sign up if the spot is still left.

    If not reserve me!

    Quoth on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    !sign up if the spot is still left.

    If not reserve me!

    You are the last one. We should get a few reserves I reckon.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    !sign up if the spot is still left.

    If not reserve me!

    You are the last one. We should get a few reserves I reckon.

    !signup reserve can't blink with these things

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    When will it start? Tonight, or tomorrow?

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Day 1 starts tonight and ends tomorrow at 11PM Eastern.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I so need to buy this DVD.

    Agreed.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bogus...
    !reserve up

    weatheredclown on
    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Damnit!

    !Reserve Up

    JPants on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Reserve up, dudes.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    PMs will start going out very shortly, after which I will post the Day 0 narration, and the game will be on.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    PMs will start going out very shortly, after which I will post the Day 0 narration, and the game will be on.

    You forgot the part about being excellent to each other and increasing the player roster to 30 players even, bro.

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