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Irish Terrorist Receives Most Dangerous Weapon Shipment To Date
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Why hasn't this gotten more press? In the past decade, they've given him free, clean, and efficient transportation and unlimited air superiority, and a month or so back, they gave Lucky the ability to control time itself.
Isn't this too much power in the hands of one man? How are our child troops supposed to catch a man who can reverse time itself so they can get the precious sugar they need for their power cells? Why is nobody else worried that Lucky might cause a predestination paradox and destroy the world? It was bad enough when the imminent threat of Irish bombardment from his Destroyer-class Red Balloons always loomed over Britain, and his Horseshoe fueled Panzers could roll over the Thames and into London whenever he chose, but this seems like it could tear the very fabric of reality, which is probably more important than worrying about that dive, Hillingdon. He even claims divine power with the ability to magically control luck using his Clovers, so he's clearly at least a bit deranged if nothing else and not the kind of person that should have this much power.
I really think that the US needs to intervene and force disarmament of Lucky's WMD stockpile before something truly horrific happens and sanctions imposed on General Mills to prevent them from arming more wanted terrorists. God help us if the Trix Rabbit got funding to complete his plutonium powered dune buggy to chase the children down on his holy jihad.
Isn't this too much power in the hands of one man? How are our child troops supposed to catch a man who can reverse time itself so they can get the precious sugar they need for their power cells? Why is nobody else worried that Lucky might cause a predestination paradox and destroy the world? It was bad enough when the imminent threat of Irish bombardment from his Destroyer-class Red Balloons always loomed over Britain, and his Horseshoe fueled Panzers could roll over the Thames and into London whenever he chose, but this seems like it could tear the very fabric of reality, which is probably more important than worrying about that dive, Hillingdon. He even claims divine power with the ability to magically control luck using his Clovers, so he's clearly at least a bit deranged if nothing else and not the kind of person that should have this much power.
I really think that the US needs to intervene and force disarmament of Lucky's WMD stockpile before something truly horrific happens and sanctions imposed on General Mills to prevent them from arming more wanted terrorists. God help us if the Trix Rabbit got funding to complete his plutonium powered dune buggy to chase the children down on his holy jihad.
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