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Traditional SE++ First Ever Annual 'Gays are Awesome!' Appreciation Thread

bongibongi regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
Everyone knows that gay people are terrible. Like so many late-night Bravo 'documentaries' reveal, many great and terrible people, such as Hitler and Liberace, were gay or might have been, or whatever.

But let's not forget, there are also awesome fags. Benders that helped change the world. Breach loaders that made Earth a better place not only for other uphill gardeners, but for breeders too.

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Sciency, clever gays, like Turing, inventor of the computer, radiator and alligator, and Wittgenstein, author of deep philosophical books such as 'Excuse Me I Think This is Your Kettle?' and 'Does Anyone Know the Way to Mountfitchet Castle part 2’.

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Alexander the Great was gay, or maybe bisexual, or he might just have boned his mum. Point is he was Greek, and therefore probably had at least one dick in his mouth once in his life.

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Gays decide what we wear and when we wear it. They also decide how to accessorise it to go with our hair. They are the beating heart of the fashion industry (perhaps the throbbing boner would be a better metaphor). Straight men, left to their own devices, are unable to dress themselves and resort to wearing animal skins. Or skinny jeans. Something terrible, anyway.

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Some of the best musicians are gay. Mostly Rufus and Freddie.

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Gay men are much wittier than straight men. Oscar Wilde, David Sedaris and Stephen Fry regularly make straight people cry with their blistering wit. Or at least, Oscar used to. Until he was persecuted to death by straight people who were jealous of his brilliance.

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Some gay people don’t even really exist. That’s how amazing gays are.

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Chances are if you have a favourite former they’re gay too. Because gay people are awesome.

The moral of this thread is that not all gays are terrible, some of them are almost people too. Next time you’re out queer-bashing, remember that the shoes you’re using to kick their silly gay heads in were probably designed by gays. When you think of it like that, the gays have already won.

To celebrate SE++'s First Annual 'Gays Are Awesome!' Appreciation day, post in pink until you get bored of it if you think gays are awesome too. If you don’t post in pink I’ll never talk to you again. Mostly I just think everyone posting in pink would be funny.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    I support you, bongi!

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Bongi's gay?
    Oh what will my mother say

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2008
    Bogey that is the best thing ever

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man I can't believe the gays are trying to steal Michaelangelo away from us

    you've already got Leonardo Da Vinci for cripes sakes

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2008
    Belruel made it for me a while back, and I save it for special occasions.

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I had a gay roomie last year and he was one of the best roomies I have had. He would cook delicious meals and feed us like a substitute mom. Also, when one of us drank too much at a party and got sick, he would be the one feeding you crackers, giving you bottled water, and tucking you into bed when you were feeling somewhat better. Also, he was a top dancer in the school and after he graduated, he went straight to a great dancing company in Chicago.

    Gay people can be real rad sometimes.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bongi I think there are a lot more gay forumers around here. I know you gays suspect a lot of us

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i hate gay people

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2008
    does that mean...YOU HATE YOURSELF!?!?!?

    AHAHAHAHAHA


    fag

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    j/k gay people are nice :)

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hurrays for the gays

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    does that mean...YOU HATE YOURSELF!?!?!?

    AHAHAHAHAHA


    fag

    whoa nevermind i guess they're not nice...... post in dodgerblue if you think gay people are mean!

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Marathon posted in white.
    The racist.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Can't help but notice a shocking lack of alan cumming.

    That's just wrong. The man is awesome.


    Wilkommen!

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Coincidentally I just now made my orientation on Facebook gay

    I hope this chases away all the annoying people I knew in high school who want friend adds

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    being gay is pretty easy, I don't see the BIG deal

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Urgh, i hate Alan Cumming. He thinks he's so clever with that surname, ugh.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Marathon posted in white.
    The racist.

    I'm too busy trying to think of rhyming slogans of gay pride.

    "lawls and clappin in this place, for dongs that slap a dude in the face"

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Coincidentally I just now made my orientation on Facebook gay

    I hope this chases away all the annoying people I knew in high school who want friend adds
    see you didn't kill it

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Urgh, i hate Alan Cumming. He thinks he's so clever with that surname, ugh.

    Funny thing, cabaret was one of the first musicals I saw, my favorite though, and I saw it with Neil Patrick Harris as the Emcee in New York. Before he was gay.

    He is also an awesome gay dude.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I bet Karl Lagerfeld is the meanest gay.
    Fuckin fashion robot bastard.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    I bet Karl Lagerfeld is the meanest gay.
    Fuckin fashion robot bastard.

    Him and his fan

    Fanning the flames of his faggotry

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Coincidentally I just now made my orientation on Facebook gay

    I hope this chases away all the annoying people I knew in high school who want friend adds
    see you didn't kill it

    I do raise a good point about internet privacy and the lengths people go to conceal their identity



    (no i didn't)

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gays are at least as good as normies

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey gays.

    Quit hoggin' all the men.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i have a dong delivery for one Mr. ChicoBlue

    could you just make your mark right here

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I didn't order any dongs!

    That's GAY.

    That's for FAGS.

    Okay, I guess I'll take it. I don't have a pen, do you have a pen? Oh well, I'll just sign with my blood then.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    back the truck up, Chuck

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Call me Charles.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    I bet Karl Lagerfeld is the meanest gay.
    Fuckin fashion robot bastard.
    does he ever change his clothes?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    and stop calling me a truck.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    All the gay people I know are nice and friendly.

    I have not once met a mean gay

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Is it gay to think Tim Curry was kind of hot in Rocky Horror?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2008
    there's not much pink in this thread :(

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm showing plenty of pink

    if you get me

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    there's also a lot less forumer butts than I thought would be posted. for shame, bongi.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rinder wrote: »
    Is it gay to think Tim Curry was kind of hot in Rocky Horror?

    I'm only 17% gay and I thought he was hot

    So I guess the answer is yes

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    there's also a lot less forumer butts than I thought would be posted. for shame, bongi.

    There aren't many forumer butt pictures out there that are safe for posting

    If you put a big smiley face over Backwards' ass, it might work

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2008
    why would you want to look at that ugly thing, smiley face or no

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