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Dowry's all paid up, looks like I'll be a woman soon!

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    So i guess this a good time to clarify.

    Why did Shibby shit on the bed? Was it a sickness or a sex thing?
    Food poisoning.

    Thank you for clarifying

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    Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man looking at the title i thought Teefs has hacked your account. Well congrats man

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If I ever propose to a lady, I want it to be in some awkward way.

    Hide the ring in her towel before she gets out of the shower.

    My dad has been repeatedly quoted as gruffly saying "Well, suppose we better go pick out a damn ring, then."

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    put the ring on a cock and balls bar of soap

    a little cock ring

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    So i guess this a good time to clarify.

    Why did Shibby shit on the bed? Was it a sickness or a sex thing?
    Food poisoning.

    Thank you for clarifying

    He stole the tip because of a bout with glaucoma.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    So i guess this a good time to clarify.

    Why did Shibby shit on the bed? Was it a sickness or a sex thing?
    Food poisoning.
    Word of advice. If you ever stay a few days in Anaheim to for Disneyland or whatever, do not eat at the Chinese food place on the corner of Katella Ave and Harbor Blvd.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I read the title thinking it was TFS and he was getting his sex change really soon.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm going to get myself into an accident where both of my arms get broken and put into casts. But before this, I'm going to tape the ring just above my anus.

    Then the first time I take a shit at home, I'm going to ask her to come wipe my ass for me. If she says no, then fuck her I don't want to marry her anyway. If she wipes my ass, she discovers the ring and we live happily ever after. After she washes the shit off the ring.

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    noluitnoluit Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "uhhhh hey you wanna get married?"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    welcome to the club, son

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    im going to propose by throwing the ring up onto her
    stop that

    you don't get to make that joke

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hey i threw up on monica okay

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    HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Another one bites the dust.

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I actually need to thing of a unique way to propose soon

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I threw up on my feet and dick

    from a prone position

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yeah marry your dick then okay

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    I actually need to thing of a unique way to propose soon

    load it in a gun

    shoot it onto her finger

    shit actually that idea is mine, patent pending

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Manifest's was pretty great

    I mean, damn

    classy guy

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh shit really Sarsboy?

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    yeah marry your dick then okay

    i'm just saying

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    HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    I actually need to thing of a unique way to propose soon

    Have a real(fake) newspaper made that has a big article about how a Soldier proposes to his wife in a unique way, breakfast in bed with the ring hiding under her pillow. I'm sure she will figure it out. :)

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That reminds me of a couple that was really in to crossword puzzles and did them every day.

    So they guy had them make a special puzzle in the paper with "will you marry me?" come up when it was solved

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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Who ever proposes to me is gonna have a hell of a time surprising me. I suppose he could just not do it at Disneyland, as I would want. That would be a suprise. But otherwise, I've pretty seen or heard all sorts of stories of proposals at Disneyland.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Leli wrote: »
    Who ever proposes to me is gonna have a hell of a time surprising me. I suppose he could just not do it at Disneyland, as I would want. That would be a suprise. But otherwise, I've pretty seen or heard all sorts of stories of proposals at Disneyland.

    What if it was a gay dude
    would that surprise you

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He'll surprise you by making you propose to him

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Leli wrote: »
    Who ever proposes to me is gonna have a hell of a time surprising me. I suppose he could just not do it at Disneyland, as I would want. That would be a suprise. But otherwise, I've pretty seen or heard all sorts of stories of proposals at Disneyland.

    That is actually one of the places I was thinking of proposing to my significant other at, but I have not been able to think of a specific place, yet.

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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Please don't just pull her up in front of the castle and get down on one knee. I've seen that happen so many times, it's boring.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    elaborate treasure map with riddles written in pirate talk and everything, with a ring at the end

    'cept I don't have a girlfriennddd

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    yeah marry your dick then okay

    i'm just saying

    you should piss the ring onto a couch

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    elaborate treasure map with riddles written in pirate talk and everything, with a ring at the end

    'cept I don't have a girlfriennddd

    Unfathomable.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nice, dude! Wish you luck with the wedding arrangements!!

    Speaking of weddings, ask Ave. about his wedding cake (when he gets back from his Jamaican honeymoon, the fucking bastard).

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pay the Goofy to come to your house at night and stand over the bed starring at you SO until they wake up

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man, scarlet, I thought YOU were getting married/engaged.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am, but not yet. Ave's the one who got married out in Boston.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh okay, cool
    are you inviting all of us to it?
    when's the date?
    and is she cool with you being gay? Is that her fetish?


    ;)

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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Leli wrote: »
    Please don't just pull her up in front of the castle and get down on one knee. I've seen that happen so many times, it's boring.

    Who was it that posted a really long post about her exact wishes on how she'd get proposed to, followed with step-by-step instructions on what she'd want at her Disneyland wedding?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I wish my friends would get married so I could get drunk in a suit

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    oh okay, cool
    are you inviting all of us to it?
    when's the date?
    and is she cool with you being gay? Is that her fetish?


    ;)

    you didn't get an invite?

    awkwaaaard

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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That's what funerals are for.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    well I wish my friends would start dyin' or gettin' hitched then

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