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    HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Casper:

    Does your girlfriend play video games at all?

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Grats Jesus. Proposing is the easy part. Lasting until the wedding day is the challenge. I'm rooting for ya!

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want to be proposed to on the moon.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I want to be proposed to on the moon.

    I suppose when you're talking about a purely fantastical event you might as well go all the way

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I wish I could purchase a girl.

    :cry:

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    dear SE stop getting married

    thanx

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Leli, didn't we talk about the disneyland proposal once?

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I wish I could purchase a girl.

    :cry:

    Realdolls, desperate Russians, and good old-fashioned American hookers.

    This is the twenty-first century, dude. Show some initiative.

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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Leli, didn't we talk about the disneyland proposal once?

    Ooh shit, yeah it was her. Man that post terrified me.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I want to be proposed to on the moon.

    I suppose when you're talking about a purely fantastical event you might as well go all the way

    hahaha sick burn

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    wow, that was a pretty good one, FAQ.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    oh okay, cool
    are you inviting all of us to it?
    when's the date?
    and is she cool with you being gay? Is that her fetish?


    ;)

    She digs the gay, so it's all good.

    I dunno about invitations. It'd be possible, but the wedding would probably take place in Hawaii, so that'd be quite the trip.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't know why you're all so surprised

    I'm averaging one good post a week these days

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    WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    If you and your girlfriend are really into merry-go-rounds, like that's a thing you share. Take her to a real nice fancy one at night. The ride will be lit up beautifully and the music playing will be full of joy. Tell her to wait next to it while you go get tickets. But really you get on the ride, choosing her favorite animal to ride. And when you pass her chuck the ring into her mouth.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I swear, every time I see this thread title I think of Teefs

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    I swear, every time I see this thread title I ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tattooed wedding rings are a perfect solution. They're hip, they come in interesting designs, and they're cheaper than a diamond.

    Of course, before the proposal you're going to need to put her pretty far under, with probably a local anesthetic on the finger to make sure she doesn't wake up.

    Also, you should probably wait until afterward to get yours done. I mean, what if she says no?

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What I'm gonna do is cut off her left ring finger and leave clues to find it

    When she finally does there will be a ring on it

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What I'm gonna do is cut off her left ring finger and leave clues to find it

    When she finally does there will be a ring on it

    So damn romantic

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What I'm gonna do is cut off her left ring finger and leave clues to find it

    When she finally does there will be a ring on it

    When she finds you she will stab you between the ribs with her newly equipped middle ages assassin blade.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    fuck it's 2 o'clock in the morning how did this happen

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    people getting married always makes me feel warm and fuzzy

    congrats dude!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I know a dude that secretly arranged time off work for his now fiance showed up at her work in a chauffeured car then flew her to Bali to propose, because that's where they met.

    Everyone guy he knows now hates him.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Is this now a "romantic things" thread?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Is this now a "romantic things" thread?

    Ever since the severed finger bit, I think.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Is this now a "romantic things" thread?

    Yeah but not the penis thread before you get any ideas.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Is this now a "romantic things" thread?

    Yeah but not the penis thread before you get any ideas.

    are you new?
    every thread is a penis thread

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So I wanna do something really romantic for my girlfriend before she moves to georgia for school

    Help me come with something of hugh grant calibre charm

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't think hugh grant should be your role model here

    unless you want to surprise your girlfriend by having her catch you getting a blowjob from a transvestite prostitute

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I thought his blundering charm was endearing or something

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    personally, I'd go with the George Clooney school

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Not right off the bat. Try to pull of Clooney-caliber charm without proper training and you're liable to hurt yourself.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What exactly is Clooney charm

    One part stubble, two parts suave?

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Is this now a "romantic things" thread?

    Yeah but not the penis thread before you get any ideas.

    are you new?
    every thread is a penis thread

    I'm forming a new forum police force.

    we need to crack down on all these penis threads before we are balls deep in phallus.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    What exactly is Clooney charm

    One part stubble, two parts suave?

    infinity parts suave.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Is this now a "romantic things" thread?

    Yeah but not the penis thread before you get any ideas.

    are you new?
    every thread is a penis thread

    I'm forming a new forum police force.

    we need to crack down on all these penis threads before we are balls deep in phallus.

    Cops dicks lol

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You guys got all my friends saying steam steam lol cocks dicks for well over a year back in early 2004

    Just saying

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I made my friends say HONK HONK HONK for a while

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