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Corpse kept upright for 3-day wake (nsfw?)

Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080819/ap_on_fe_st/puerto_rico_standing_wake

24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina of Puerto Rico apparently told his family that when he passes away, he wants to stand upright through his wake. Well, his family granted his wish. Dressed in a Yankees cap, sunglasses and a gold chain, Angel was mourned by family members while standing tall in his mother's living room for 3 days.

The funeral home told The Associated Press that they used a special embalming treatment to keep him standing. His brother said, "He wanted to be happy, standing."

The police are currently investigating Angel's death. His body was found underneath a bridge last Friday.

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I mean, I really shouldn't be laughing this hard (I might choke on my quick oats).

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ohhhhh
    mmyyyyyy

    gooooosssshhhh

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    TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    dude looks pretty melancholy so it fits at least

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    they should put his hand around a 40 and make him pour it out

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    oh god that's hilarious

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    guys got weird lips

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    they should put his hand around a 40 and make him pour it out

    haha yes

    So did they get him stuffed or something that is pretty screwed up

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    guys got weird lips

    yeah lips look weird when you sew them shut

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    At least I can safely assume that he totally deserved death

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    GABBA

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    At least I can safely assume that he totally deserved death

    Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I hear they put in jagged contact lenses for dead bodies as well, to keep the eyelids shut

    we don't want them dead eyes staring into our souls

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    guys got weird lips

    yeah lips look weird when you sew them shut

    don't sass me or you're next

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh god, they should have had his eyes open. That would have been amazing.

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    TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    At least I can safely assume that he totally deserved death

    Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.

    that's a real fluffy way to say absolutely nothing, you should write comics.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    oh god, they should have had his eyes open. That would have been amazing.

    Especially when someone inevitably got shitfaced and started trying to hold a conversation with him.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He should star in a final rap video like some grisly marionette

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Trell wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    At least I can safely assume that he totally deserved death

    Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.

    that's a real fluffy way to say absolutely nothing, you should write comics.

    that's Tolkien, faggot

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Trell wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    At least I can safely assume that he totally deserved death

    Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.

    that's a real fluffy way to say absolutely nothing, you should write comics.

    that's Tolkien, faggot
    That explains why it sucks.

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    TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Trell wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    At least I can safely assume that he totally deserved death

    Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.

    that's a real fluffy way to say absolutely nothing, you should write comics.

    that's Tolkien, faggot

    look I don't read nerd books, nerd

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    When I die I want to be turned into a statue made out of solid platinum

    and then I want them to make it explode for some reason

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    anyhow, the dude looks pretty good for being found dead under a bridge

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    They should have a recording of him saying "Fuck the Red Sox!" over and over.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want a viking funeral

    I've told my friends and family that repeatedly and if I don't get it I am going to possess some children

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    TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Rinder wrote: »
    They should have a recording of him saying "Fuck the Red Sox!" over and over.

    someone wearing a stylized yankees hat is, 9 times out of 10, not actually a yankees fan.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I want a viking funeral

    I've told my friends and family that repeatedly and if I don't get it I am going to possess some children

    sacrificing a boat just to burn your dead husk seems a little expensive

    would you be ok with a raft?

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    noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    is she wearing a shirt with his face on it?

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fuck You Internet!

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Trell wrote: »
    dude looks pretty melancholy so it fits at least

    Add a hose, a bucket and a pump and turn him into a bitchin fountain

    I say have him embalmed and scotchguarded and plant him in the front yard

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I want a viking funeral

    I've told my friends and family that repeatedly and if I don't get it I am going to possess some children

    sacrificing a boat just to burn your dead husk seems a little expensive

    would you be ok with a raft?

    No, I need a longboat complete with maidens, mead, axes, and a clip on beard for my boyish face

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Holy shit.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Man, I'd love to have a wake when I die. Too bad it's illegal in California.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    at my funeral, I want a full orchestra and choir to perform the entirety Mozart's "Reqiuem"

    after the funeral, I want my remains to be compressed into an artificial diamond

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    To me it seems like saying he wanted to stand for his wake was a joke everyone else took too seriously

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want to be made into clothing for the homeless

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Where the hell's the jukebox?

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    there is a man who dedicated some serious time thinking about how to fuck with people. i applaud him for that.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ahahah oh my god

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    TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    To me it seems like saying he wanted to stand for his wake was a joke everyone else took too seriously

    seriously. he's 24, there's no way he honestly was contemplating morality to think "hey man, I want you to prop me up in the living room during my wake.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hahahahahhaha

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    man, thats both creepy and awesome

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