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[mini-phalla] Chaos Phalla - Anarchy prevails!

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    IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I do believe the choice is clear now.

    !Kagera

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What if I said I was a girl too?

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    What if I said I was a girl too?

    Dearest Kagera,

    We are a rather indiscriminant crowd here, and gender is not a factor in deciding who we vote for. All men and women are treated equally.

    Kind regards,

    eecc

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Kagera

    Dun dun dunnnnnn

    I may be a supporter of peace and free love, but you deserve death!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What if I said I was heavyweight pugilist David Tua?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That's way to violent for us, we'll have to kill you.


    I'M EXPOSING THE FLAWS OF OUR SOCIETY!!!

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    eecc wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Well Kagera wants to kill all the communists living in our commune

    Dearest Monkeyfeet,

    I did notice that Kagera had voted for Rainfall while accusing her of being a communist. I found this action humourous yet sad, for two reasons. I see that the first reason is one that you've already pointed out. The second is that I've noticed that Rainfall has been dying rather early in the Phallas recently, and that is no fun.

    Besides, were she to die, how would I attain her opinion on a vital issue which has been plaguing my every waking thought? How many times a week should I condition my hair to keep it silky smooth? I currently only do it once a week due to the time involved, but should I do it more?

    !vote Kagera

    Yours truly,

    eecc

    You should be conditioning your hair at least two-three times a week. Definitely not once a day, but you need to do it more than once a week. Also, talk to a hairstylist to figure out what conditioner will be best for your hair. Trust me, they know what is good.

    P.S. make sure your conditioner doesn't use silicone. It makes your hair smooth, because it coats it with silicone and that is gross and kills your hair eventually.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ok, I'm kind of a bum when it comes to hair care, and I usually just get it cut whenever I get sick of it. Should I be getting regular haircuts (once a month or so)? Also my barber was saying that since I let it grow out a bit the hair is weaker and might thin out faster, is he full of crap? I don't want to go bald!

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    You should be conditioning your hair at least two-three times a week. Definitely not once a day, but you need to do it more than once a week. Also, talk to a hairstylist to figure out what conditioner will be best for your hair. Trust me, they know what is good.

    P.S. make sure your conditioner doesn't use silicone. It makes your hair smooth, because it coats it with silicone and that is gross and kills your hair eventually.

    Dearest Rainfall,

    Thank you very much for your helpful tips. With advice like yours, I can see my dream becoming reality! It is only a matter of time. What is this dream, you wonder? Please find attached below a picture depicting said dream.

    Please excuse the motion blur - it is because the bike is travelling at a rapid pace.

    Yours sincerely,

    eecc


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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Poor !Kagera, did not read the OP carefully enough..hguoneylluferacPOehtdaertondid,aregaK!rooP

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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hmm this is a tough call I mean Kagera does appear to be opposed to our commune or whatever but on the other hand it was probably just an honest mistake and besides if everyone votes the same way we will have absolutely no useful information going into the second day so maybe we should spread out our votes a little which is what I think I am going to do anyway I will be voting like this !vote Sheep Have Wool mostly because he is a clever dude and I am secretly insecure because I believe that despite my experience he may be a better player than I

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    thorgot is creeping me out with his palindromy posting.

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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So guys I was thinking the rules say we can have anonymous communication but the rules prohibit us from using alts on PA and I do not really know any other way to anonymously talk to people so I thought it might be a good idea to make a proboard on which anyone in the game can post anonymously by which I mean you can register under any name you want or just post as a guest and you can say anything you want because there are NO RULES here it is http://abjectchaos.proboards58.com/index.cgi

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !retract therooroo

    see I totally made it up to you

    !vote Kangera
    you capitalist pig

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It seems like !kangera made a slip.

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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Kagera sounds like the way to vote!

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So guys I was thinking the rules say we can have anonymous communication but the rules prohibit us from using alts on PA and I do not really know any other way to anonymously talk to people so I thought it might be a good idea to make a proboard on which anyone in the game can post anonymously by which I mean you can register under any name you want or just post as a guest and you can say anything you want because there are NO RULES here it is http://abjectchaos.proboards58.com/index.cgi

    This should be in the op.

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    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    tis dangerous to be an individual thinker in times of bwing (+ I didn't do much reading up except for the anarch part)

    so.. !Kagera

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    Sheep Have WoolSheep Have Wool Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    What if I said I was a girl too?

    Actually, !Kagera, that's more likely to make me vote against you, as female Phalla players have an irritating tendancy to always be evil.

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    Sheep Have WoolSheep Have Wool Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also, FWD? <3.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    thorgot is creeping me out with his palindromy posting.

    .siht llarof no saereh terau oY

    [tiny]You are the reason for all this.[/tiny]

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Therooroo if you are evil so help me

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm going to be a sheep and follow !Kagera

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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am comfued by 95% of the posts so far

    !Kagera

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I sometimes use "to grow hot" as in "to gro ht" as a name in online games.

    .semagenilnoniemanasa "thorgot" nisa "tohworgot" esusemitemosI

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am comfued by 95% of the posts so far

    !Kagera

    Cigarettes, 80 proof
    Take my picture, I'm so damn cute
    Take me home, rough me up
    no one's here, let's just fuck
    I like money
    bling, bling, bling

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I've heard rumors that !Kagera doesn't want us to be silky smooth.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm so glad the vote is off me, I was about to open permagrudge.doc and add a few new names. Currently it comprises of

    1. Maximus (the sonuvabitch)
    2. Wildcat (Fuck Uncle Enzo)

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well poo, I had an interesting role too, now I'm going to die.

    Oh well, reveal time.
    Orphan – The adults have taken the idea of a using a village to raise a child to it’s maximum. Every woman is your mom, every man your dad, on account of your actual Dad and Mom getting eat up by the revolution. S’okay, you’ve figured out who’ll spoil you and who’ll make you do more chores. Even better, you’ve got a whole bunch of parents you can infuriate and terrorize with your youthful pranks! Tying shoelaces together, burning bags of dog poop, bugs in the sheets, whoopee cushions, switching out the salt with sugar and the pepper with sneezing powder, you’ve got a million ways to make their lives for interesting!

    Each turn select a player. Any ability that player has will be disrupted by your antics for the turn.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That is an intresting role too. Sorry you won't be able to use it.

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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    warban wrote: »
    So guys I was thinking the rules say we can have anonymous communication but the rules prohibit us from using alts on PA and I do not really know any other way to anonymously talk to people so I thought it might be a good idea to make a proboard on which anyone in the game can post anonymously by which I mean you can register under any name you want or just post as a guest and you can say anything you want because there are NO RULES here it is http://abjectchaos.proboards58.com/index.cgi

    This should be in the op.
    And So it shall be!

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wait, we're killing orphans? shit.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's only fair. Orphans are people, too, so why should they be exempt?

    equality for everyone

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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I agree with Quoth!

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dearest Kagera,

    You are such a naughty boy! However, I know that you only pull these antics because you want the attention that has been denied to you for so long. As far as I can see, 13 people are currently paying attention to you with their votes.

    Please take the votes to mean that we all love you.

    Warmest regards,

    eecc

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh well, kill the guy that can stop the bad guy's actions, I'm sure this will be excellent for the village.

    Although, I'm dead now anyway so crap.

    !Kagera

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That is not me on the anonymous proboard. Neither of them..mehtforehtieN .draoborp suomynona eht no em si tahT

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I guess !Kagera because we must all be united in our actions!

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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    1 hour to get in any actions that haven't been sent in yet.

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