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Boxers and Balla (Hells Yea!)

halkunhalkun Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
For most of my adult life, There had been nothing but a thin layer a fabric between me and the world. Today, I decided to make a change in my life. I know, most epiphanies are not based around what kind of underwear to buy, I like to change in small ways.

It's called growth dammit! Can't you see I'm growing!

So I picked up a pair of boxers on a whim. Noting fancy, but decided to give them a test drive. I have been told how they keep that airy fell, and not constricting like old relationships that come back to haunt you. I decided to pick up some manly powder. I mean, here I was, willing to give a new lifestyle a try, so why not? I always heard good things, and it couldn't be worse than the constant abuse I wrath down there any way.

My Purchase: Balla

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I decide to go for it... I don the undergarment, and apply my arid talcum.

HO-LY SHIT!

I fell like a new man from the waist down. My fudgies feel like they were some kind of tropical vacation. Boxers make dropping trou amusing and somehow less creepy!

What say you masses? Can anyone else testify to the boxers? Holla for the Balla?

Protip: Testify comes from the word "testicle"

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited August 2008
    does it turn to a thick paste after you start sweating

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    started wearing boxers when I was seven

    never looked back

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    You used to go without underwear all the time and never wore powder until now?

    Man, your balls must feel like shit all the time.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I've been a boxer dude since I was 6 or 7.

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    TrueHereticXTrueHereticX We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter. Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I wear boxers, but I don't powder, never even thought about it before.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    If I decide not to wear underwear for any reason, I powder up. Jeans rubbing up against my sack stops feeling good as about a second.

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    JebuJebu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Boxers 4 life

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    halkunhalkun Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    An even dusting will do. As for my balls feeling like shit, well, no. It's like you are chained to a wall, knowing nothing of freedom, and then, one day, you are free, and you never knew...

    You never knew...

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    using powder just sounds wrong

    on a side note boxerbriefs are the way to go

    you get the feeling of openness with also sufficient junk coverage

    none of this floppin around nonsense

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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I wear boxers as pajamas sometimes. They are comfortable to sleep and hang out in.

    I have a pair that are black with foil green money signs. They are my favorite.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Boxers are pretty rad I guess.

    But I don't get going without, even with powder. That shit has to get uncomfortable.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    seriously wearing tighty whities where I went to school meant you were going to get a wedgie

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Boxers are cool.

    Though, I do worry that all these years of loose sack action will lead to the scrotal equivalent of old lady tits when I get older.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    ballin?

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cheshire wrote: »
    I wear boxers as pajamas sometimes. They are comfortable to sleep and hang out in.

    I have a pair that are black with foil green money signs. They are my favorite.
    hahahaha awesome

    ive been wearing boxers since like 14. im 25 now

    i will never know if boxers has led to increased ball droopage, but i am inclined to say yes

    cuz sometimes i got some hella droopy balls

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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Someone should invent something for ball supportage.

    Like some type of ball bra.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    you could call it the bro

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I never thought about powder... you guys need that?

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Isn't that what codpieces are for?

    The MANS bra?

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    halkunhalkun Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cheshire wrote: »
    Someone should invent something for ball supportage.

    Like some type of ball bra.

    borat.jpg

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thanks for making shibby share knowledge of his ballsack with us, you fucking

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Boxer-briefs for me. Boxers felt way too loose and you kinda want to get away from briefs as you get older.
    Also going without underwear in jeans..even with powder..what the hell.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i thought talcom powder was only for teachin trifflin hoes their place

    (it's pimps up hoes down)

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    cheshire wrote: »
    I wear boxers as pajamas sometimes. They are comfortable to sleep and hang out in.

    I have a pair that are black with foil green money signs. They are my favorite.
    hahahaha awesome

    ive been wearing boxers since like 14. im 25 now

    i will never know if boxers has led to increased ball droopage, but i am inclined to say yes

    cuz sometimes i got some hella droopy balls
    droopy-02.JPG?

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    can't say that i've ever slathered my balls with powder.

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    halkunhalkun Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You don't slather, you dust!

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I have some pretty saggy balls. I'm afraid I'll be that old man that has keep tucking them back into his tennis shorts in about 30 years.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    halkun wrote: »
    You don't slather, you dust!
    Do you just get a handful, pull open the front of your boxers and toss it down onto your junk?

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    halkunhalkun Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I have been using the "Hand, Cup, Teabag, and Shake" method. Are there others?

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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Newtron wrote: »
    Isn't that what codpieces are for?

    The MANS bra?

    I thought codpieces were for decoration. Make you seem impressive or something.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    halkun wrote: »
    I have been using the "Hand, Cup, Teabag, and Shake" method. Are there others?
    There's dumping the whole payload onto your sack when you're laying down.

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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wouldn't that be messy?

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cheshire wrote: »
    Newtron wrote: »
    Isn't that what codpieces are for?

    The MANS bra?

    I thought codpieces were for decoration. Make you seem impressive or something.

    The Wik hints at otherwise

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    I Is The MooseI Is The Moose Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    who the hell puts powder on their balls

    like

    i am seriously fucking flabbergasted

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    cheshire wrote: »
    Wouldn't that be messy?
    I've been friends houses and they throw that shit all over the bathroom. Wiping my ass with powdery toilet paper is not fun.

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    I Is The MooseI Is The Moose Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i'm not trying to put you down or anything i mean if you wanna powder up your balls go right on ahead, son, but

    man

    ball-powder

    i never thought i'd live to see the day

    where's my jetpack, my flying car?

    nowhere

    just ball powder

    everywhere

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    who the hell puts powder on their balls

    like

    i am seriously fucking flabbergasted

    Its for like when you get a bad case of swamp balls.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I roll with boxer briefs.

    Snuggish, definately comfy and they look awesome.

    I started wearing them when they first came out and women were all you wear what? And then they saw them and they were all, oh yeah they do look awesome.

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    halkunhalkun Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm still enamored that you can drop your pants to your ankles, while still keeping the boxers on, and still look classy.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    how have you never worn boxers before, have you just started buying your own underwear?

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