For most of my adult life, There had been nothing but a thin layer a fabric between me and the world. Today, I decided to make a change in my life. I know, most epiphanies are not based around what kind of underwear to buy, I like to change in small ways.
It's called growth dammit! Can't you see I'm growing!
So I picked up a pair of boxers on a whim. Noting fancy, but decided to give them a test drive. I have been told how they keep that airy fell, and not constricting like old relationships that come back to haunt you. I decided to pick up some manly powder. I mean, here I was, willing to give a new lifestyle a try, so why not? I always heard good things, and it couldn't be worse than the constant abuse I wrath down there any way.
My Purchase: Balla
I decide to go for it... I don the undergarment, and apply my arid talcum.
HO-LY SHIT!
I fell like a new man from the waist down. My fudgies feel like they were some kind of tropical vacation. Boxers make dropping trou amusing and somehow less creepy!
What say you masses? Can anyone else testify to the boxers? Holla for the Balla?
Protip: Testify comes from the word "testicle"
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FOOT SWEATERS
never looked back
Man, your balls must feel like shit all the time.
You never knew...
on a side note boxerbriefs are the way to go
you get the feeling of openness with also sufficient junk coverage
none of this floppin around nonsense
I have a pair that are black with foil green money signs. They are my favorite.
Extraordinary takes time
But I don't get going without, even with powder. That shit has to get uncomfortable.
Though, I do worry that all these years of loose sack action will lead to the scrotal equivalent of old lady tits when I get older.
ive been wearing boxers since like 14. im 25 now
i will never know if boxers has led to increased ball droopage, but i am inclined to say yes
cuz sometimes i got some hella droopy balls
Like some type of ball bra.
Extraordinary takes time
The MANS bra?
Also going without underwear in jeans..even with powder..what the hell.
(it's pimps up hoes down)
I thought codpieces were for decoration. Make you seem impressive or something.
Extraordinary takes time
Extraordinary takes time
The Wik hints at otherwise
like
i am seriously fucking flabbergasted
man
ball-powder
i never thought i'd live to see the day
where's my jetpack, my flying car?
nowhere
just ball powder
everywhere
Its for like when you get a bad case of swamp balls.
Snuggish, definately comfy and they look awesome.
I started wearing them when they first came out and women were all you wear what? And then they saw them and they were all, oh yeah they do look awesome.
Satans..... hints.....