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FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARDinterior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
edited August 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
:whistle: I saw the worst bands of my generation
Applied by magic marker to drywall
I should be allowed to shoot my mouth off
I should have a call-in show

every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Ryacock

    wait

    Ryadick

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah he sniped chat and didn't even make it. Its like yabolrap all over again.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    fucking skelaxin, why the fuck are you packaged in bubble wrap

    popping the bubble only made this harder, yet I couldn't resist

    COME OUT, YOU STUPID PILL

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's like DUE all over again.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Callin' me all the time like Blondie.

    Because Ryadic is fuckin' slow.

    Wait, what? I was suppose to make the new chat? Hell I'm at work and got busy.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Callin' me all the time like Blondie.

    Because Ryadic is fuckin' slow.

    Wait, what? I was suppose to make the new chat? Hell I'm at work and got busy.

    To late failadic.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think. I almost threw. My shoulder out. Playing Whiffle Ball. Yesterday.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So, why was I suppose to make the new [chat]?

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    So, why was I suppose to make the new [chat]?

    You made post #1553, as decreed by Elki.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I couldn't think of a good picture for the new chat. So here have some innuendo.

    260px-Parus_major_4_%28Marek_Szczepanek%29.jpg

    250px-Booby.jpg

    180px-Watermelons.jpg

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    looking for jobs bloooooooooows

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Elks is rusty, it took him like 15 posts past 1553 to lock the thread.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    tit

    boob

    melon

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Two of those are obvious, Feral.

    The last -- not so much. If it was just about 'melons,' cantaloupes would have served much better.

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think. I almost threw. My shoulder out. Playing Whiffle Ball. Yesterday.

    What is whiffle ball and how did you almost throw your shoulder out? And. Is. Putting. Periods. in. our. sentences. how . we. show. pain. and handicappedness. of. limbs. required. for typing?

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Two of those are obvious, Feral.

    The last -- not so much. If it was just about 'melons,' cantaloupes would have served much better.

    This [chat] is not subtle.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    It seriously bothers me that everyone in the Watchmen thread relates to, idolizes, and praises most the characters of The Comedian and Rorschach. I'd call the latter worship, even, and it makes me sick.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Subtlety is for people who are subtle.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Two of those are obvious, Feral.

    The last -- not so much. If it was just about 'melons,' cantaloupes would have served much better.

    This [chat] is not subtle.

    I do not like subtle boobs anyways, they should be Blatantly Obvious! :P

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    humbug_scrubs-cox.jpg

    Ch14DorotheaLyndeDix.jpg

    :lol:

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    istockphoto1757406flagsty7.jpg

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    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist, I like you. <3

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    headlightworksqw0.jpg
    knockeryw9.jpg
    knittedkittehbc1.jpg

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I must say, I’ve never heard ‘hooded sweaters for kittens’ used as slang for breasts.

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    knittedkittehbc1.jpg

    OMG I just realized little red riding hood's hood looks like a giant boob also!

    And that kitten's is so cute.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yodac55.gif

    four eared kittie

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So, kitten chat?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yodac55.gif

    four eared kittie

    Man that is shopped more then the dude with 2 dongs.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    knittedkittehbc1.jpg

    It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    yodac55.gif

    four eared kittie

    Man that is shopped more then the dude with 2 dongs.

    It was being reported in few real news sources and whatnot

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    I must say, I’ve never heard ‘hooded sweaters for kittens’ used as slang for breasts.

    it's the best I could do for 'sweater kittens'

    plus, so cute!

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dman wrote: »
    I think. I almost threw. My shoulder out. Playing Whiffle Ball. Yesterday.

    What is whiffle ball and how did you almost throw your shoulder out? And. Is. Putting. Periods. in. our. sentences. how . we. show. pain. and handicappedness. of. limbs. required. for typing?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiffle_ball

    I can't spell but long story short I swing for the motherfucking fences. And it hurts.

    (the thing about wiffle ball is that the ball never goes far)

    Oboro wrote: »
    It seriously bothers me that everyone in the Watchmen thread relates to, idolizes, and praises most the characters of The Comedian and Rorschach. I'd call the latter worship, even, and it makes me sick.

    It's because we're all dead on the inside and we blame the world for our own personal faults.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    So, I had a dream last night where I killed someone. I was part of a tandem assassination, and my partner and I cleaned out the facility well-enough at the start of things by tripping an alarm. We were making our way to the stairwell and saw very little of anyone else -- first someone, who my partner shot in the neck, and then a second someone whom he shot in the forehead. Each time, I was scrambling with my pistol but couldn't properly cock it, much less aim or fire.

    We had the misfortune of running across a woman in riot gear coming down the stairs. My partner wrestled with her, and I fired one shot that failed to penetrate her body armor. He had her entirely subdued, and since his hands were full he told me to shoot her, put her down, do it execution-style through the chink in the armor. I could see her bare skin at the top of the back, between the helmet and the vest. The pistol was slippery -- my hands kept slipping off it as I tried to pull the barrel back to prep it, and then when I fired the shot I hit too low and it wasn't lethal.

    The blood was so deeply-hued that it looked more purple than red, honestly. She screamed, and he screamed, and I dropped the pistol as I struggled to get it right again, and then I pressed the muzzle against the base of her neck again and pitched it upwards, hoping this time to do it right and blast the nervous nodes instead of just putting a hole betwixt her ribs. Shot went off, the point of entry was sort of under a flap of skin from me pushing the barrel so tightly against her. This aggravated the recoil, and I sprained my wrist as the pistol clattered against the floor.

    She was dead. My partner dropped her. I picked up my pistol, and we continued. D:

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    I must say, I’ve never heard ‘hooded sweaters for kittens’ used as slang for breasts.

    it's the best I could do for 'sweater kittens'

    plus, so cute!

    Oh, I thought you were going for "pussy."

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Disturbing.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    I must say, I’ve never heard ‘hooded sweaters for kittens’ used as slang for breasts.
    it's the best I could do for 'sweater kittens'

    plus, so cute!
    I thought it was puppies.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I still don't get stilist's.

    The one with the flags.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    So, I had a dream last night where I killed someone. I was part of a tandem assassination, and my partner and I cleaned out the facility well-enough at the start of things by tripping an alarm. We were making our way to the stairwell and saw very little of anyone else -- first someone, who my partner shot in the neck, and then a second someone whom he shot in the forehead. Each time, I was scrambling with my pistol but couldn't properly cock it, much less aim or fire.

    We had the misfortune of running across a woman in riot gear coming down the stairs. My partner wrestled with her, and I fired one shot that failed to penetrate her body armor. He had her entirely subdued, and since his hands were full he told me to shoot her, put her down, do it execution-style through the chink in the armor. I could see her bare skin at the top of the back, between the helmet and the vest. The pistol was slippery -- my hands kept slipping off it as I tried to pull the barrel back to prep it, and then when I fired the shot I hit too low and it wasn't lethal.

    The blood was so deeply-hued that it looked more purple than red, honestly. She screamed, and he screamed, and I dropped the pistol as I struggled to get it right again, and then I pressed the muzzle against the base of her neck again and pitched it upwards, hoping this time to do it right and blast the nervous nodes instead of just putting a hole betwixt her ribs. Shot went off, the point of entry was sort of under a flap of skin from me pushing the barrel so tightly against her. This aggravated the recoil, and I sprained my wrist as the pistol clattered against the floor.

    She was dead. My partner dropped her. I picked up my pistol, and we continued. D:

    Hey me too. Are you lucid at all Oboro? Mine wasn't as intense because it involved mostly creepy things happening in an abandoned mall type building and the someone was that pink bloody bunny suit from Silent Hill 3. I was in a mall type place with other freaky shit and that thing kept walking toward me all slow and creepy. It was midget sized though kind of like tonberry or a chucky doll. There was also a bigger creepy silent hill esque girl thing with knives and other such badness that I really wasn't in the mood to deal with.

    After I figured I didn't want to find out what my brain had in store for me with the little bloody weird/slow walking doll I grabbed it by it's ears and proceeded to bash it into the floor cave man style or in a fashion very similar to the throw in Turtles In Time. Over the shoulder into the ground again and again and then I threw it at the weird lady thing and left.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    suckin on my titties

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    So, I had a dream last night where I killed someone. I was part of a tandem assassination, and my partner and I cleaned out the facility well-enough at the start of things by tripping an alarm. We were making our way to the stairwell and saw very little of anyone else -- first someone, who my partner shot in the neck, and then a second someone whom he shot in the forehead. Each time, I was scrambling with my pistol but couldn't properly cock it, much less aim or fire.

    We had the misfortune of running across a woman in riot gear coming down the stairs. My partner wrestled with her, and I fired one shot that failed to penetrate her body armor. He had her entirely subdued, and since his hands were full he told me to shoot her, put her down, do it execution-style through the chink in the armor. I could see her bare skin at the top of the back, between the helmet and the vest. The pistol was slippery -- my hands kept slipping off it as I tried to pull the barrel back to prep it, and then when I fired the shot I hit too low and it wasn't lethal.

    The blood was so deeply-hued that it looked more purple than red, honestly. She screamed, and he screamed, and I dropped the pistol as I struggled to get it right again, and then I pressed the muzzle against the base of her neck again and pitched it upwards, hoping this time to do it right and blast the nervous nodes instead of just putting a hole betwixt her ribs. Shot went off, the point of entry was sort of under a flap of skin from me pushing the barrel so tightly against her. This aggravated the recoil, and I sprained my wrist as the pistol clattered against the floor.

    She was dead. My partner dropped her. I picked up my pistol, and we continued. D:

    Thats the last time I take you on a late night killing spree.

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