i recently watched batman and robin, you have to remind yourself of the approach of this movie, which is a kiddie style comic book flashy action fest, or something like that. the genius of the 90s batman was gone when tim burton left the set. simple as that.
and those nipples why? they serve no purpose.
To be fair, your nipples probably don't serve any purpose either.
furthermore, the only reason they hired clooney is cause that fuckers chin is bigger than his forehead.
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i recently watched batman and robin, you have to remind yourself of the approach of this movie, which is a kiddie style comic book flashy action fest, or something like that. the genius of the 90s batman was gone when tim burton left the set. simple as that.
and those nipples why? they serve no purpose.
To be fair, your nipples probably don't serve any purpose either.
furthermore, the only reason they hired clooney is cause that fuckers chin is bigger than his forehead.
If you are saying that having an enourmous chin is bad, than we are going to have some fucking words, mister.
i recently watched batman and robin, you have to remind yourself of the approach of this movie, which is a kiddie style comic book flashy action fest, or something like that. the genius of the 90s batman was gone when tim burton left the set. simple as that.
and those nipples why? they serve no purpose.
To be fair, your nipples probably don't serve any purpose either.
furthermore, the only reason they hired clooney is cause that fuckers chin is bigger than his forehead.
If you are saying that having an enourmous chin is bad, than we are going to have some fucking words, mister.
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They could do a Dark Knight Returns adaption where Batman is nothing more than a giant CG chin.
At this point, Miller would probably love the idea.
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Evidently the guy who directed Horton Hears a Who has signed on as the director for Jonah Hex.
i recently watched batman and robin, you have to remind yourself of the approach of this movie, which is a kiddie style comic book flashy action fest, or something like that. the genius of the 90s batman was gone when tim burton left the set. simple as that.
and those nipples why? they serve no purpose.
I think it was to emphasize that they were maybe gay?
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Thus proving that even when Warner does things right, they do them wrong. They really shouldn't be allowed near their own superhero properties, Dark Knight be damned.
Personally Rouroke just seems to play the same character in every film and he cant make many expressions either. He's cast into roles he can play rather than into roles he can make work. So casting him is likely just a golden boy of the moment thing.
Personally Rouroke just seems to play the same character in every film and he cant make many expressions either. He's cast into roles he can play rather than into roles he can make work. So casting him is likely just a golden boy of the moment thing.
Wheres Superman 2 btw?
Sure, but you could insert pretty much any of the bigger hollywood names and it would be the same thing. Most actors get a persona and stick with it.
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Personally Rouroke just seems to play the same character in every film and he cant make many expressions either. He's cast into roles he can play rather than into roles he can make work. So casting him is likely just a golden boy of the moment thing.
Wheres Superman 2 btw?
What are you basing this on? The, what, two films he's been in in the past five years? I mean, in Sin City all I heard was how he didn't even look like Mickey Rourke. And I mean, he's almost universally praised for the Wrestler.
Personally Rouroke just seems to play the same character in every film and he cant make many expressions either. He's cast into roles he can play rather than into roles he can make work. So casting him is likely just a golden boy of the moment thing.
Wheres Superman 2 btw?
What are you basing this on? The, what, two films he's been in in the past five years? I mean, in Sin City all I heard was how he didn't even look like Mickey Rourke. And I mean, he's almost universally praised for the Wrestler.
I mean, what?
To be fair, the character of The Wrestler is a big star that dropped into obscurity and yet continues to try to hit the big time again isn't exactly a stretch for the guy.
Personally Rouroke just seems to play the same character in every film and he cant make many expressions either. He's cast into roles he can play rather than into roles he can make work. So casting him is likely just a golden boy of the moment thing.
Wheres Superman 2 btw?
What are you basing this on? The, what, two films he's been in in the past five years? I mean, in Sin City all I heard was how he didn't even look like Mickey Rourke. And I mean, he's almost universally praised for the Wrestler.
I mean, what?
To be fair, the character of The Wrestler is a big star that dropped into obscurity and yet continues to try to hit the big time again isn't exactly a stretch for the guy.
and in 9 1/2 weeks he's a pervy wall street investor who kinky-fucks kim basinger, which i guess also must not have been a stretch for him
he also played st. francis of assisi, who was a big tough bruiser of a saint.
maybe the third one can have tom sizemore as the mandarin and after the credits, the three of them could have a hi-five that freeze frames right as their hands make contact and they're all jumping.
Probably put them on hold while they try to figure out how to make all of them dark and broody like those only two good films they did. "That must be the secret! Quick, to the broody-mobile!".
Probably put them on hold while they try to figure out how to make all of them dark and broody like those only two good films they did. "That must be the secret! Quick, to the broody-mobile!".
Honestly, from everything I've read, that seems to be where they're going. I don't know how dumb you have to be to think people only enjoyed Batman Begins/TDK because they were all edgy and moody. I don't know how they explain Iron Man's success as a pretty lighthearted action-comedy. I just don't know what the fuck.
I'm honestly hoping this new trend will mimic the comic industry of the early-to-mid 90's, and we finally get some badass, dark as fuck movies about Gunfire, the Blood Pack, and Dr. Light.
I'm honestly hoping this new trend will mimic the comic industry of the early-to-mid 90's, and we finally get some badass, dark as fuck movies about Gunfire, the Blood Pack, and Dr. Light.
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First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
Probably put them on hold while they try to figure out how to make all of them dark and broody like those only two good films they did. "That must be the secret! Quick, to the broody-mobile!".
Honestly, from everything I've read, that seems to be where they're going. I don't know how dumb you have to be to think people only enjoyed Batman Begins/TDK because they were all edgy and moody. I don't know how they explain Iron Man's success as a pretty lighthearted action-comedy. I just don't know what the fuck.
I'm honestly hoping this new trend will mimic the comic industry of the early-to-mid 90's, and we finally get some badass, dark as fuck movies about Gunfire, the Blood Pack, and Dr. Light.
I don't understand their line of thought either. It was a Batman movie with really good casting and really good production values. I guess it was also well-done in pretty much every way. A really well-done movie, about one of the most popular characters in all of fiction. Gee, I wonder why it did so well?
Frankly, the idea of an emo superman makes me laugh. Seriously, is there any way to MORE mis-read a character? I suppose if you made Batman a stand-up comedian, or had Spider-Man make a deal with the devil.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
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Dark Knight had a largely European cast. Obviously all DC movies should have a limey cast from now on.
I nominate Kate Winslet for Wonder Woman and John Cleese for Alan Scott.
Tangentally related, John Cleese was the best part of the new The Day The Earth Stood Still.
And the kid was the worst part, but that's to be expected.
Will Smith's son. Trust me, you'll be seeing more of him.
But actually, he wasn't as bad as he COULD have been, considering his character. His acting seemed fine, but I wanted to hold his characters head under water until the bubbles stopped.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
Frankly, the idea of an emo superman makes me laugh. Seriously, is there any way to MORE mis-read a character? I suppose if you made Batman a stand-up comedian, or had Spider-Man make a deal with the devil.
Didn't Tim Burton and Kevin Smith try to do some kind of "emo" "gothy" Superman all pale and dressed in black? Something to do with the Phantom Zone or something?
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Didn't Tim Burton and Kevin Smith try to do some kind of "emo" "gothy" Superman all pale and dressed in black? Something to do with the Phantom Zone or something?
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If you are saying that having an enourmous chin is bad, than we are going to have some fucking words, mister.
They could do a Dark Knight Returns adaption where Batman is nothing more than a giant CG chin.
At this point, Miller would probably love the idea.
The Avengers and Species 2, now those are baaaaad movies.
Also, just about anything made direct to DVD is usually cringe worthy, especially if it's a sequel or a ripoff of an existing property.
those dont even count for anything though.
I think it was to emphasize that they were maybe gay?
Most certainly
Thus proving that even when Warner does things right, they do them wrong. They really shouldn't be allowed near their own superhero properties, Dark Knight be damned.
Mickey Rourke cast as a villian
I hate looking at Mickey Rourke's face.
And I wonder which Russian armor dude he'll be.
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Wheres Superman 2 btw?
Sure, but you could insert pretty much any of the bigger hollywood names and it would be the same thing. Most actors get a persona and stick with it.
Screw Variety. Mickey Rourke as Fin Fang Foom.
Calling it now.
What are you basing this on? The, what, two films he's been in in the past five years? I mean, in Sin City all I heard was how he didn't even look like Mickey Rourke. And I mean, he's almost universally praised for the Wrestler.
I mean, what?
To be fair, the character of The Wrestler is a big star that dropped into obscurity and yet continues to try to hit the big time again isn't exactly a stretch for the guy.
and in 9 1/2 weeks he's a pervy wall street investor who kinky-fucks kim basinger, which i guess also must not have been a stretch for him
he also played st. francis of assisi, who was a big tough bruiser of a saint.
Well, shit.
Probably put them on hold while they try to figure out how to make all of them dark and broody like those only two good films they did. "That must be the secret! Quick, to the broody-mobile!".
Honestly, from everything I've read, that seems to be where they're going. I don't know how dumb you have to be to think people only enjoyed Batman Begins/TDK because they were all edgy and moody. I don't know how they explain Iron Man's success as a pretty lighthearted action-comedy. I just don't know what the fuck.
I'm honestly hoping this new trend will mimic the comic industry of the early-to-mid 90's, and we finally get some badass, dark as fuck movies about Gunfire, the Blood Pack, and Dr. Light.
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I don't understand their line of thought either. It was a Batman movie with really good casting and really good production values. I guess it was also well-done in pretty much every way. A really well-done movie, about one of the most popular characters in all of fiction. Gee, I wonder why it did so well?
Dur dur dur, maybe it was the dark theme!
I nominate Kate Winslet for Wonder Woman and John Cleese for Alan Scott.
Tangentally related, John Cleese was the best part of the new The Day The Earth Stood Still.
And the kid was the worst part, but that's to be expected.
John Cleese would be an amazing Alan Scott.
Will Smith's son. Trust me, you'll be seeing more of him.
But actually, he wasn't as bad as he COULD have been, considering his character. His acting seemed fine, but I wanted to hold his characters head under water until the bubbles stopped.
I lol'd.
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His powers look kind of like someone combined Spider-man with Electro. That looks neat so far.