yeah because i love hardened cough medicine wrapped around shitty gum.
thats right, settle for a piece of candy the size of a penny. You're paying for the white stick! the candy is just whatever they scrape off the ground in the factory.
About 4 months ago the car in front of me veered off the road, smashed into a wall/streetlight on a busy street at around 2pm. I was the only person to run to the vehicle, get a young girl out of the passenger street turn the engine off and try get the passed out man in the drivers seat out. I had to shout at a 16 year old boy to help me pull him out.
About 4 months ago the car in front of me veered off the road, smashed into a wall/streetlight on a busy street at around 2pm. I was the only person to run to the vehicle, get a young girl out of the passenger street turn the engine off and try get the passed out man in the drivers seat out. I had to shout at a 16 year old boy to help me pull him out.
All the while two ladies took photographs.
You should have screamed at them and threatened to "cut their cuntlips off."
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I think 999 would be faster than dialing 911 anyway.
Unless you're on a rotary phone.
Then it's just cruel pointless bullshit.
England wants rotary phone owners to die.
I would want time travelers from the 1950s to die too
Hey, my grandparents and at least one of my uncles are still rocking the rotary phone. I don't want them to die.
The taxpayers funding the welfare state do.
Probably. Plus, they're farmers. Just swimming in that filthy, filthy subsidy cash. Which is why they're still using a phone that's older than my parents.
999 is actually worse as an emergency number. I was reading a while back that the police had to have 9999 redirect to the emergency number because people, in times of panic and emergency, would often dial the same number too many times.
911 requires a bit more dexterity to dial, having to switch places on the phone pad. This actually helps a lot with getting it right and makes people concentrate a bit more.
That's also why the service itself asks a bunch of monotone stupid questions, other than to make sure the en route help has all the information. So that you focus and can calm down a little.
I had a friend who, when just starting out as a cop was on the 999 emergency response call centre. You would not believe how much more calm it requires than say a marketing call centre. 99% of calls they get are not needed, aka not emergencies or pranks. To remain absolutely focussed knowing that you could have 100 stupid calls and the very next one might be life threatening is awfully stressful. He actually works as part of Gatwick security now with the police. Carries an mp5 (which In Britain which has no guns anywhere) is a commanding position.
but bullys have lots of self confidence and excel at the business world
bullies are insecure and can't properly show their emotions and often end up being abject failures when they realize that outside high school they have no power.
also; i have beaten bullies up and afterward become friends with them, and let me tell you, most of them are pretty tragic.
so they bullied you because you had no friends so you bullied them into being your friends and they are the sole tragic characters in the situation okay
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so they bullied you because you had no friends so you bullied them into being your friends and they are the sole tragic characters in the situation okay
wrong again, chief. i had friends, but because i was (and am) a fatty they thought i'd be a soft target. then i beat the shit out of them after provoking them, via highly personal and usually cutting verbal shots about how their dad was an alcoholic or something, to throw the first punch. Then I made an effort to bury the hatchet and move on, which most of the time was accepted.
so stood around with your friends provoking these guys with offensive personal insults to make them as mad as possible and they are the bullies in this situation
so stood around with your friends provoking these guys with offensive personal insults to make them as mad as possible and they are the bullies in this situation
once again, you fail utterly. they were already teasing me. understand? so i retorted, and they responded with physical violence, so i whipped their ass and the problem was solved and often a relationship formed.
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All the while two ladies took photographs.
You should have screamed at them and threatened to "cut their cuntlips off."
Sasparilla.
Isn't your emergency number 999?
Yes.
Goddammit Wiggin, that was the whole point of the story.
I was just making sure that I was thinking of the right number
Unless you're on a rotary phone.
Then it's just cruel pointless bullshit.
England wants rotary phone owners to die.
I would want time travelers from the 1950s to die too
remember how all the school kids used to cruelly laugh at you for being a fatty fat fat?
hows that sandwich taste now
fatty
Hey, my grandparents and at least one of my uncles are still rocking the rotary phone. I don't want them to die.
The taxpayers funding the welfare state do.
tastes like they're working at mcdonalds and have two kids at the age of 18
looks like i wiiiiiin.
Probably. Plus, they're farmers. Just swimming in that filthy, filthy subsidy cash. Which is why they're still using a phone that's older than my parents.
911 requires a bit more dexterity to dial, having to switch places on the phone pad. This actually helps a lot with getting it right and makes people concentrate a bit more.
That's also why the service itself asks a bunch of monotone stupid questions, other than to make sure the en route help has all the information. So that you focus and can calm down a little.
I had a friend who, when just starting out as a cop was on the 999 emergency response call centre. You would not believe how much more calm it requires than say a marketing call centre. 99% of calls they get are not needed, aka not emergencies or pranks. To remain absolutely focussed knowing that you could have 100 stupid calls and the very next one might be life threatening is awfully stressful. He actually works as part of Gatwick security now with the police. Carries an mp5 (which In Britain which has no guns anywhere) is a commanding position.
you know
used to be,
you could clock a burglar in the head with your phone and the conveniently make the call
now if you try that the phone will splinter into a million plastic pieces and blind both the burglar and yourself
We did. Grandpa got pissed off at it and chucked it in the basement.
bullies are insecure and can't properly show their emotions and often end up being abject failures when they realize that outside high school they have no power.
also; i have beaten bullies up and afterward become friends with them, and let me tell you, most of them are pretty tragic.
If you were a candy person you would melt in the rain and fat kids would chase you.
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once again, you fail utterly. they were already teasing me. understand? so i retorted, and they responded with physical violence, so i whipped their ass and the problem was solved and often a relationship formed.
edit: ascot why would you do such things.