We're going to Hershey Park, witty thread titles be damned!

DrZiplock

Here's the deal: Bale doesn't recognize a Queen lyric when it hits him in the fucking face.

Also, on September 13 we're all going to Hershey Park.

Most people are crashing at my place on the 12th and in order to keep the cost of this down, I'm saying screw the hotel on the night of the 13th and we'll just head back to my place. On the 14th some folks are sticking around for football, you can do that too if you'd like. Whatever works.

For directions, my number, etc... PM me.

Original Post:

Fuck yea Hershey Park!!

Home of bitching coasters like:

Fahrenheit:

Great Bear:

Sidewinder:

And

StormRunner:

Look at those fucking things!

You want more?! You want chocolate?!

Check this shit out:

Oh hell yea Chocolate World Tour!

SE++ goes to Hershey Park.

I'm thinking September 13. That should give enough time for people to recover from PAX and put a little bit of cash in their pockets.

We get enough people and we can get a group discount on tickets and hotel rooms. People coming in early from far enough away can crash at my place, but I don't have room for everyone.


Roller coasters, chocolate and strangers from the internet. What could go wrong?

Attending
DrZiplock +1
Lostwords
Usagi
Balefuego
CrackedLens
NotaCrook
FlamingPineapple
Evander
Javen

Unknown
Khavall
Otaku


God Speed, New Hershey Park thread.

NotASenator

M-O-O-N, that spells buttrape.

World as Myth

milk milk lemonade

Qorzm

someone please send me chocolate

Bogey

This thread is now properly christened.

DrZiplock

How long have you been waiting to use that image, Bogey?

Qorzm

nsfw

Balefuego

Didn't we just have one of these threads

DrZiplock

World as Myth wrote: »

milk milk lemonade

limeaide limeaide chocolate-soy

Balefuego

Also that was clearly not the baseline for Under Pressure

you were singing the baseline for Ice Ice Baby

DrZiplock

You are so wrong it hurts.

Goose!

Oh man. Hershey Park. I went like 13 years ago and it was sort of boring. They were mostly based around the whole Hershey chocolate aspect of the park. Then I went again last year. And it got so much better. I kind of wish I could go. But I don't drive, don't have a job, and actually don't even go on roller coasters.

Goose!

Balefuego wrote: »

Also that was clearly not the baseline for Under Pressure

you were singing the baseline for Ice Ice Baby

Dude, no. They're totally different.

One goes dun dun dun dundundundun

And one goes dun dun dun dundundundun tsh!

I went looking for the video where he does/says this and found this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzPbjwPDtyQ

Fandyien

I've always hated roller coasters and I feel like that might make me a terrible curmudgeon or something

Balefuego

Fandyien wrote: »

I've always hated roller coasters and I feel like that might make me a terrible curmudgeon or something

it does

Threadbare Sock

Goose! wrote: »

Balefuego wrote: »

Also that was clearly not the baseline for Under Pressure

you were singing the baseline for Ice Ice Baby

Dude, no. They're totally different.

One goes dun dun dun dundundundun

And one goes dun dun dun dundundundun tsh!

I went looking for the video where he does/says this and found this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzPbjwPDtyQ

woah

Fandyien

Balefuego wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

I've always hated roller coasters and I feel like that might make me a terrible curmudgeon or something

it does

There is a picture of me on the log ride somewhere when I am four and everyone is having so much fun

and I am sitting there with this horrible withering angry face and tears running down my cheeks

Balefuego

have you been on a ride since then Fandy

I didnt like them when I was little either

Fandyien

The only ride I've been on was one of those UFO things at the state fair, all held together with duct tape and spinning fast

But maybe I should give roller coasters another try since it's been like a decade and a half

Balefuego

I had a traumatizing experience at like age 6 when my family made me get on a river rapids ride with them and I didnt want to be wet and of course you get absolutley soaked on those. I cried the whole time and refused to ride them for like the next 10 years.

Now I love them

Goose!

I was on the ride in Hershey...I can't remember the name. Its a water ride but its built like a roller coaster. You've got chairs with no floor underneath and you ride around and people shoot water cannons at you. That shit was it for me.

This: http://www.hersheypark.com/rides/detail.php?q=yes&id=75

DrZiplock

I was too much of a chicken shit to ride a coaster until about my freshman year of high school. It was then that I decided I wanted to eventually have sex.

Balefuego

Goose! wrote: »

I was on the ride in Hershey...I can't remember the name. Its a water ride but its built like a roller coaster. You've got chairs with no floor underneath and you ride around and people shoot water cannons at you. That shit was it for me.

This: http://www.hersheypark.com/rides/detail.php?q=yes&id=75

oh my god that looks like so much fun

Fandyien

But did you have sex on a roller coaster?!

Balefuego

Fandy you should come up here like during spring break or next summer or something and I'll take you to Kings Dominion

Goose!

Balefuego wrote: »

Goose! wrote: »

I was on the ride in Hershey...I can't remember the name. Its a water ride but its built like a roller coaster. You've got chairs with no floor underneath and you ride around and people shoot water cannons at you. That shit was it for me.

This: http://www.hersheypark.com/rides/detail.php?q=yes&id=75

oh my god that looks like so much fun

I wouldn't know. I had my eyes clenched shut.

Fandyien

Balefuego wrote: »

Fandy you should come up here like during spring break or next summer or something and I'll take you to Kings Dominion

Shit yeah

I have heard so many good things about Kings Dominion I could totally get down with something like that

(Summer 2009 kings dominion pax omgshityeah)

Usagi

so is Bale going to dominate this thread as well? will we quote movies and dis each other and ascend into dorky heaven together?

signs point to yes

CrackedLens

ohhhhhh

Balefuego

so dudes

I love steel rollercoasters with thier crazy speeds and loop de loops and inversions and what not

But there's just something more visceral about an awesome wooden coaster

CrackedLens

like getting the shit beat out of you in every turn

Balefuego

look if you're too much of a pussy to ride the wooden ones I understand

bowtiedseal

there is pretty much no way I can go to this, the first chapter of my thesis is due on the following tuesday

CrackedLens

BOOOOOOOOO

school is for chumps

come hand out with weird internet people

CrackedLens

so ive decided not to shave till telethon comes around

that way, when i wear my suit and shave on monday, ill look extra good

NotASenator

Do a jackface stubble

CrackedLens

WE HAVE TO GET BACK (on the air and make more money for these kids)

NotASenator

I BROUGHT US THIS FAR AND I'M GOING TO GET US TILL JERRY SINGS "YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE"

CrackedLens

oh man

jerry isnt on the damn thing for half the show anymore

theyll probably cut his time back more since he said "illiterate fag" on air last year

CrackedLens

is there a Perkins Restaurant in Lancaster?

if so, we are so going to breakfast there one day

or at least we will stop at one on the way up to the park

NotASenator

CrackedLens wrote: »

oh man

jerry isnt on the damn thing for half the show anymore

theyll probably cut his time back more since he said "illiterate fag" on air last year

That was hilarious.

Working so long for such a good cause, but I think he's sailed a little too long, you know?