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I just got out of a speeding ticket
Triple B
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by telling the cop I had to shit really bad.
Have you guys ever gotten out of speeding tickets? If so, how?
Have you guys ever gotten out of speeding tickets? If so, how?
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Because I don't drive like a dick.
you're lucky your car hasn't been impounded
You ever driven in the US? You hush, mister!
can you post from work again?
Yes I have.
Your roads are so wide, its like you don't even have to drive at all.
Stop being so much like me.
Nah, I've been posting from my phone because I've been getting too excited about PAX, and I finished work early today.
I wish I could win the lottery, and never have to work again.
Huh. A college girl who looks like Barbie's less freakish cousin and who has a habit of taking road trips in her pajama top doesn't have a problem with traffic tickets. Yeah, that's fuckin' mysterious right there.
I got a speeding ticket going up an on-ramp into traffic going 80mph, apparently you're supposed to merge going 20 under the flow of traffic and get rear ended
I got to where I was going and called to pay the ticket and they were like "Ok that will be $360, will you be paying with credit or an electronic check?"
$360. So I hung up the phone and went "Well, guess I'm never going back to Texas"
Are we going to tear apart space and time this weekend?
It was my 18th birthday, I was late for a movie, I had a carload of friends, I drove aggressively through our downtown area and was literally within 1 block of the movie theater when I got pulled over.
The cop had been following me since I passed through downtown and I'd accumulated around $200 worth of transgressions, or so he claimed.
Anyway, he pulled me out of my car and then said he made it a point never to bust anyone one their birthday, wished me happy birthday and that was that.
We made it to the movie in time too.
Hooray!
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That reminds me, I gotta charge my camera batteries.
To Document the end of all things?
But that's more to do with the fact that they can't be bothered to trace you back to the UK
Yeah, take that legal system!
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No, expressing ignorance of safe driving is more likely to get you a ticket. It was more like "Yes, I was doing around 40mph." "No, I don't have any good reason, it was stupid of me." "Yes, I will drive more carefully from now on".
You know, crawling.
Indeed.
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Same thing happened to me on my way to vegas, doing about 90
I blow past a cop sitting behind a large rock so I just immediately pulled onto the shoulder and turned my car off
He comes after me, pulls up kinda slow by the window laughing and just keeps going.
It took a minute to realize what just happened and that it was ok to leave.
As he approaches my car he has his maglite out and begins to give a spot check of the contents of my car. I had just come from a night of Star Wars RPG-ing and had all of my rule books and shit on the backseat. He sees the books and the first thing he says to me was, "you play the Star Wars RPG?"
We then bullshitted about Star Wars for 15 minutes and then he says, "I don't remember why I pulled you over. It's not important, have a good night"
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Wait, is that like some kind of magic "You lose" trick? If you get to the side of the road before they pull you over, they have to let you go?
you get to arrest the policeman for being bad at his job
See behind me theres this huge housing area called Lakes of the Four Seasons, which is like a giant subdivision, and they have their own cops who really can't do shit. I get pulled over in there all the time (20 MPH speed limit in an area the size of two towns? No thanks) and have never paid a single ticket, because their guys arn't real cops, and all they can do is ban me from there. But its OK, I rarely drive out there anymore.
I couldn't make the court date because they booked it in a court that's like a 3 hour drive from my home town, and mid week, and during regular office hours. Jackass.