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  • DualEdgeDualEdge Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    There's a good 2 seconds while decloaking that spies can't do anything. If you're unlucky enough to start the backstab animation you can add another second to the timer.

    But really are you arguing that spies require a debuff because you can't see them while cloaked?

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Playing on Jon's server as countries was amazing.

    That it was Pharezon.

    GG last night/this morning, too, with the all engie tomfoolery. Were you with them or were you on my team? I wish I took some screenshots of that...

    Was that the all sentry team? I was against them :x

    ALSO WHO WANTS GUNS FROM RUSSIA?

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Playing on Jon's server as countries was amazing.

    That it was Pharezon.

    GG last night/this morning, too, with the all engie tomfoolery. Were you with them or were you on my team? I wish I took some screenshots of that...

    Was that the all sentry team? I was against them :x

    ALSO WHO WANTS GUNS FROM RUSSIA?

    I don't know who the all sentry team was! It kind of serves us right for ruining their all spy plan earlier with Pyros + Ubers + Demomen almost inside their spawn.

    I WANT GUNS FROM RUSSIA!

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Playing on Jon's server as countries was amazing.

    That it was Pharezon.

    GG last night/this morning, too, with the all engie tomfoolery. Were you with them or were you on my team? I wish I took some screenshots of that...

    Was that the all sentry team? I was against them :x

    ALSO WHO WANTS GUNS FROM RUSSIA?

    I don't know who the all sentry team was! It kind of serves us right for ruining their all spy plan earlier with Pyros + Ubers + Demomen almost inside their spawn.

    I WANT GUNS FROM RUSSIA!

    HERE YOU GO HAVE SOME TANKS AND NUKES FREE O' CHARGE

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Weird trend notice:

    Medic, Pyro, Heavy. Soldier is next to be updated? Line of thinking: These classes get nothing but ASSISTS! They need to be updated so they can do more on their own.

    EDIT: Y THX. Oops, terrorists took some nukes, but don't tell anyone!

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  • YontouryuYontouryu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Weird trend notice:

    Medic, Pyro, Heavy. Soldier is next to be updated? Line of thinking: These classes get nothing but ASSISTS! They need to be updated so they can do more on their own.

    EDIT: Y THX. Oops, terrorists took some nukes, but don't tell anyone!

    Dam, what's with the avg time/round for the arena maps? Does a scramble not start a new round?

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    god help the lot of you if soldier is next

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Weird trend notice:

    Medic, Pyro, Heavy. Soldier is next to be updated? Line of thinking: These classes get nothing but ASSISTS! They need to be updated so they can do more on their own.

    EDIT: Y THX. Oops, terrorists took some nukes, but don't tell anyone!

    OKAY I added you friends btw. Have moar nukez

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  • SheepmanSheepman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i heard this game was pretty good, i think im gonna get it

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    tyrannus wrote: »
    god help the lot of you if soldier is next

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    Yeah, something like that.

    I was doing well as soldier before, imbued with the power of Moldova and Central African Republic.

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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    tyrannus wrote: »
    god help the lot of you if soldier is next

    Soldier being next would be stupid. They do there job just fine.

    They need to go;
    Scout, Spy, Demo-man, Soldier, Sniper, Engineer.


    You could probably swap soldier and demo-man according to taste, but I hate soldiers, since they only time I get hit by rockets its a crit rocket.

    I'd love to see the snipers get a sniper rifle upgrade that removes the charging, and gives them a crosshair I can actually see.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Morkath wrote: »
    I'd love to see the snipers get a sniper rifle upgrade that removes the charging, and gives them a crosshair I can actually see.
    A sniper rifle that doesn't let you sit a full charge forever, until you see a low HP class and bodyshot him

    Make it so it only holds full charge for like, 3-5 seconds before the charge starts going down again.

    P10 on
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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Morkath wrote: »
    I'd love to see the snipers get a sniper rifle upgrade that removes the charging, and gives them a crosshair I can actually see.
    A sniper rifle that doesn't let you sit a full charge forever, until you see a low HP class and bodyshot him

    Make it so it only holds full charge for like, 3-5 seconds before the charge starts going down again.

    As long as they get away from the slowly darkening/fading dot.

    That thing is so useless to me, I have to just estimate where the center of my screen is.

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  • dnilbdnilb Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I've been having really good rounds as demo

    and that arena lumberyard just now was awesome

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  • BadAccidentBadAccident Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Morkath wrote: »
    I'd love to see the snipers get a sniper rifle upgrade that removes the charging, and gives them a crosshair I can actually see.
    A sniper rifle that doesn't let you sit a full charge forever, until you see a low HP class and bodyshot him

    Make it so it only holds full charge for like, 3-5 seconds before the charge starts going down again.

    sounds like someone is a little bitter

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  • Eric_ResEric_Res Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I've never actually had a decent Kritz run. Eric totally wasted my Kritz the other day as soldier.

    And for some reason we had 3 medics on the team, all with the Kritzkrieg, and I forgot to swap out for the normal medigun every single time I respawned.

    Having to choose between weapons for Medic is killer to the team. X.x

    To be fair I am a horrible soldier.

    I remember I got a kritz'd a few times as Scout on the second cap of the second stage of Gold Rush. It was good for taking out a Heavy/Medic pair quickly. Better to give it to a Demo though.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Morkath wrote: »
    I'd love to see the snipers get a sniper rifle upgrade that removes the charging, and gives them a crosshair I can actually see.
    A sniper rifle that doesn't let you sit a full charge forever, until you see a low HP class and bodyshot him

    Make it so it only holds full charge for like, 3-5 seconds before the charge starts going down again.

    sounds like someone is a little bitter
    Snipers are fun to shovel!

    P10 on
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  • SheepmanSheepman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    im going to be attempting to play this on a computer with intergrated graphics.


    as such i need to know how to make this game as ugly as possible. help requested!

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  • BadAccidentBadAccident Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Morkath wrote: »
    I'd love to see the snipers get a sniper rifle upgrade that removes the charging, and gives them a crosshair I can actually see.
    A sniper rifle that doesn't let you sit a full charge forever, until you see a low HP class and bodyshot him

    Make it so it only holds full charge for like, 3-5 seconds before the charge starts going down again.

    sounds like someone is a little bitter
    Snipers are fun to shovel!

    touche

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008

    Badwater...Beat Goldrush AND Dustbowl? There is no way this is right. I can barely ever find Badwater...

    Though the rounds on Badwater DO end fast...

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  • SkexisSkexis Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Flame on!
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    Oh man
    this pic deserves a bump

    (Are you running DX10?)

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm the Goddamn Pope.


    Man the country games were fun. The Vatican Pyro got shot up into the balcony on Gravel Pit, and began preaching the Catholic Faith to the Blu Heathens.


    He got blowed up. :(

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I just realized, when I was China, I should have been making Lvl 1 sentries EVERYWHERE.

    And just generally building shit. And then get everyone else on my team to rename themselves to China until we made up 1/3 of the server's population, or something.

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  • artooartoo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I just realized, when I was China, I should have been making Lvl 1 sentries EVERYWHERE.

    And just generally building shit. And then get everyone else on my team to rename themselves to China until we made up 1/3 of the server's population, or something.

    BT, your medicing on Dustbowl was fucking awesome. We make good team + Pyro class = Hudda hudda hudda!

    19 kills. 6 dominated BLUs at once. And top of the server with just one trip through the map.

    AND TOP OF THE PAGE

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  • artooartoo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This video is so confusing!

    It reveals many things about Gabe Newell. (I got BOTP'd)

    artoo on
  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I just realized, when I was China, I should have been making Lvl 1 sentries EVERYWHERE.

    And just generally building shit. And then get everyone else on my team to rename themselves to China until we made up 1/3 of the server's population, or something.

    BT, your medicing on Dustbowl was fucking awesome. We make good team + Pyro class = Hudda hudda hudda!

    19 kills. 6 dominated BLUs at once. And top of the server with just one trip through the map.

    AND TOP OF THE PAGE

    Whenever we're together, the enemy team just falls to it's knees. It's amazing. I still remember that one time when I got my first axestinguisher kill, we were ruining them in Dustbowl 2-1 as they came out of their spawn. Got one heavy about 3 times before our shenanigans were interrupted by someone capping the point.

    artoo: Loadin' loadin' loadin' (Mah nukes!)

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  • Mei HikariMei Hikari Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Don't people read posts at the bottom of a page? I never got that.

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mei Hikari wrote: »
    Don't people read posts at the bottom of a page? I never got that.

    I don't get it either, apparently when they refresh, they just go to the next page if it's there.

    Someone said to just use the "Go to newest post button."

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  • WhatWhat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mei, speak to me in french.

    What on
  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tu est un gros cochon et je veux frotter tes fesses avec un ballon de caoutchou.

    EDIT: If someone can custom model a fugly female scout, why doesn't someone actually do something cool and model this demoman's face and kilt onto the current version?
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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    artoo: Those interviews with the gamer girls were quite possibly the most awkward/broken Englishy interviews ever?

    Actually, that whole video (the English parts at least) were quite random. The spy made up for it, though.

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  • Mei HikariMei Hikari Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What wrote: »
    Mei, speak to me in french.
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    Also, I love the 2fort2furious server. We were playing steel, and all of a sudden the admin activates party mode and see you again by Miley Cyrus starts playing. I haven't laughed that hard in a long while.

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  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mei Hikari wrote: »
    What wrote: »
    Mei, speak to me in french.
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    I lol'ed.

    Lurk on
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  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I was away (read: distracted) for quite some time, which I primarily blame on the Red Alert 3 Beta. That game is fun! Now that my obsession with it has waned, I am going to get back to work and inch ever so slowly into completing a 100 percent stable Zombie Fortress release.

    0.4.4 is going to be a small release. Its mean features will be strengthening the survivors, fixing the auto-balance and implementing loadout restrictions. Loadout restrictions are going to be applied to the Axetinguisher (Pyros can only use the normal Axe), the K.G.B (Heavies will only be able to use normal Fists) and the Sandvich (They can use the sandvitch but not the shotgun). If a person is using a restricted weapon, that will weapon will be removed and the person will be peppered with messages telling them to return to spawn and switch their weapons. I can’t force players to change weapons since that information is decided client side, sadly.

    I have decided not to add Arena support to Zombie Fortress simply because it will require me to completely change the gameplay mechanics and it will come with additional baggage. What happens if all the zombies are killed at once? How will I properly do auto-balance? Plus, the fact that Arena maps are basically void of med packs makes it extremely difficult for survivors. The only advantage I will gain from supporting Arena maps is that we gain some new maps to play around with.

    Expect a 0.4.4 to come out Monday along with a crappy test server hosted off my own humble computer.

    That is all.

    EDIT: New poll is up as well, it is in regards on how zombies spawn.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Guys, don't worry about the Soldier update: the Rocket Launcher replacement can do whatever and Tyrannus won't use it because it'll be incapable of crits.

    I'd worry about the Shovel replacement, however.

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Guys, don't worry about the Soldier update: the Rocket Launcher replacement can do whatever and Tyrannus won't use it because it'll be incapable of crits.

    I'd worry about the Shovel replacement, however.

    I'm sorry do you work at valve? How do you know it won't crit?

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  • TVs_FrankTVs_Frank Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Guys, don't worry about the Soldier update: the Rocket Launcher replacement can do whatever and Tyrannus won't use it because it'll be incapable of crits.

    I'd worry about the Shovel replacement, however.

    I'm sorry do you work at valve? How do you know it won't crit?

    Because the "improvement" is making it useless in other ways.

    My guess for the shovel would be if you get a shovel kill, your next rocket is a crit. But no crits on the shovel. Mark my words. I don't really see what else they could do to it.

    The rocket launcher will have blast shields on it to reduce self damage. I don't know about the downside. No crits would be idiotic. Maybe 3 rockets per clip.

    Nostromaggus has spoken!

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Soldier's getting the Portable [strike]Wang[/strike] Bofors Cannon.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    rockets crit so often anyway it doesn't matter

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