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DON'T POST HERE YOU COCKS: former tf2 thread

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  • JesuitsJesuits Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    More like analzone

    yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh

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  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lol sentry pit

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  • WhatWhat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mapquestin Alabama to Ottawa brb wit results stay tuned~

    Estimated Time: 21.0 hours 32 minutes Estimated Distance: 1251.14 miles

    w00t I am coming to rape you Asiina

    What on
  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Pretentious, in that case I think you're demanding that a sniper take proportionately more skill than the other classes. Like I just said, no health, no escape options, no splash damage, reload after each shot, no secondary weapon to speak of and god help you if you're caught in scope.

    And people overestimate the sniper rifle in terms of damage. A noscope does 30 damage. 30.

    I'm surprised no one mentions upping noscope damage in their ideas for an upgraded sniper rifle.

    How about a rifle that does 25%-ish more damage noscoped, but takes longer to charge (or even can only charge 50-75% of the way?) it would be used by the more Flippy/speedy snipers than the more amateur ones who rely on their charges to do the killing.

    I'd love it because I'm the worst zoomed shot in the west. I do decently with noscope, though. (This is what I get for training in TFC, charging while unscoped and getting kills, Baaaad haaabitts.)

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What wrote: »
    In conclusion: Snipers are pretty gay. The people who play snipers - Pretty gay.

    Sources - Flippy_D, Lustre, Jesuits, JonnyBot, Svid, Nerdcrab

    Man I never get mentioned as a sniper.

    All I want is for people to hate me!

    I guess it is because I only have 45 hours as a sniper compared to other people's 300 hours.

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  • MarsMars Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The real point here is not that any given class takes skill, but that each class takes a different kind of skill. While scout and sniper both rely on twitch reflex ability, sniper puts a stronger emphasis on accuracy while scout puts more on movement(dodging) and anticipation of enemies for the purpose of flanking.

    In terms of tactical skill, snipers are very arguably the least involved. There are specific areas on each map where a sniper can succeed, and the basic strategy is to move to one that flanks the enemy and shoot mans until they find you, then relocate. The tradeoff is that it requires precise physical reflexes to hit most enemies. I think the real problem that many have is that strategy can be learned by almost anyone with enough interest, whereas the physical skill a sniper requires can't be "learned" in a normal sense. It can be honed, but it takes far longer to train reflexes, and there's always going to be a significant difference between someone who has to practice and someone who can do it naturally. And of course, because sniper is less cognitive skill and more physical skill, there's some natural resentment along the lines of "I have to constantly anticipate my enemy, and always be ready to fight or die. All he has to do is point and click."
    basically snipers are stupid lolol

    Mars on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pyros are like sharks.

    They have dorsal fins.

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  • JesuitsJesuits Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'll say this: I miss more carefully aimed shots than I do hasty ones. HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What wrote: »
    I endorse my dick. In your butt.

    this man for prez

    tofu on
  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jesuits wrote: »
    I'll say this: I miss more carefully aimed shots than I do hasty ones.
    Always.

    Well not always. Mostly.

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    How long does it take to get to Edmonton from Ottowa?

    2 Days if you floor it and don't really stop.

    3 days is a more reasonable estimate.

    Are you sure this grandpa/uncle/relative of yours isn't from the future, and it takes 6 hours to teleport that far? (The amount of time it takes to reconstruct his body?)

    You should question him about this, and get a video of it and put it on youtube.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    tofu wrote: »
    What wrote: »
    I endorse my dick. In your butt.

    this man for prez
    This is one campaign I can really get behind.

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What wrote: »
    Mapquestin Alabama to Ottawa brb wit results stay tuned~

    Estimated Time: 21.0 hours 32 minutes Estimated Distance: 1251.14 miles

    w00t I am coming to rape you Asiina

    PEI to Ottawa is like 12 hours

    I'll beat you there

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  • SuMa.LustreSuMa.Lustre Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jesuits wrote: »
    I play every class with at least some degree of (d)ef[strike]f[/strike]iciency, so double hah

    Well most people do, I just listed the ones where I pretty much could top the charts(except medic because for medics it is too easy to get points, not a good gauge of how well you're actually medicing)

    Also: dammit medics, follow me into blazes of death and glory. You do not need to heal that random pretentious when I'm raping half of the other teams' faces off.

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  • WhatWhat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zen is Judge Dredd: 12:21 AM - Zen is Judge Dredd: Oh
    12:21 AM - Zen is Judge Dredd: So you're a pussy
    12:21 AM - Zen is Judge Dredd: :p
    12:21 AM - Flippy_D: yes!
    RAPEdonkulus: Yes, I agree with this chatlog.
    Zen is Judge Dredd: post it in pa
    RAPEdonkulus: ok
    RAPEdonkulus: i am posting this in pa

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    What on
  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    tofu wrote: »
    What wrote: »
    I endorse my dick. In your butt.

    this man for prez
    This is one campaign I can really get behind.

    pun intended amirite?

    Impersonator on
  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ah goddammit.

    Not even gonna try to defend it. Who has two thumbs...

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    tofu wrote: »
    What wrote: »
    I endorse my dick. In your butt.

    this man for prez
    This is one campaign I can really get behind.

    pun intended amirite?

    he has a great campaign pitch

    tofu on
  • Eric_ResEric_Res Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    What wrote: »
    In conclusion: Snipers are pretty gay. The people who play snipers - Pretty gay.

    Sources - Flippy_D, Lustre, Jesuits, JonnyBot, Svid, Nerdcrab
    Whoever inigo is they are a pretty spiffy sniper, better than flippy or johnny even. Maybe.

    Hey now.

    Easy to look big when there's no-one else on stage. I shall keep an eye out.

    Eric baby why you gotta make me hit you.

    Don't call me baby you British cuntwallop.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    tofu wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    What wrote: »
    I endorse my dick. In your butt.

    this man for prez
    This is one campaign I can really get behind.

    pun intended amirite?

    he has a great campaign pitch
    Which a lot of people are flocking to catch.

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  • Mei HikariMei Hikari Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I will add to the flippy hate as an engineer.

    Fucker shoots through boxes. I was behind cover dammit!

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  • MusanMusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Just wanted to post to say it was cool meeting everyone at PAX, JonXP, Deadlysherpa, and Skarsol. We had a really nice moment while you guys were playing the Order of the Schtick board game in the Sheraton lounge. I don't know if guys noticed, but I had a cold during the whole convention, so if you guys got sick, you know who to blame. And if you see I guy wearing a facemask in the PAX line in one of the DVD interviews, that's probably me.

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  • Eric_ResEric_Res Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Musan wrote: »
    Just wanted to post to say it was cool meeting everyone at PAX, JonXP, Deadlysherpa, and Skarsol. We had a really nice moment while you guys were playing the Order of the Schtick board game in the Sheraton lounge. I don't know if guys noticed, but I had a cold during the whole convention, so if you guys got sick, you know who to blame. And if you see I guy wearing a facemask in the PAX line in one of the DVD interviews, that's probably me.

    I tried to find Jon at PAX but I couldn't find him anywhere. I was devastated.

    I was one of the four people wearing the headcrab hats. We got a picture with Wil Wheaton, it was rather bitchin'.

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  • artooartoo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • SvidrigailovSvidrigailov Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What wrote: »
    In conclusion: Snipers are pretty gay. The people who play snipers - Pretty gay.

    Sources - Flippy_D, Lustre, Jesuits, JonnyBot, Svid, Nerdcrab
    I am apparently only allowed to be competent at Sniper once per month, and Badwater today was my fifteen minutes in the sun. I used up my monthly allotment of Pyro competence on the next map, too, so I guess it's back to the upper-middle of the scoreboard for me.

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Icemopper wrote: »
    What wrote: »
    In conclusion: Snipers are pretty gay. The people who play snipers - Pretty gay.

    Sources - Flippy_D, Lustre, Jesuits, JonnyBot, Svid, Nerdcrab

    Man I never get mentioned as a sniper.

    All I want is for people to hate me!

    I guess it is because I only have 45 hours as a sniper compared to other people's 300 hours.

    For reals. I mean, I do only have ~ 80 hours sniping and I really just don't snipe much anymore, but I do have a 15 headshot record, even if it was a pub.

    Also
    Real scopes are more fun to use. sightingscope.jpg

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  • artooartoo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    artoo on
  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    dom_canalzone is pain incarnate. Either make it like the old one or don't call it that jesus.

    Uh, it *is* like the old one.

    The QuakeWorldTF one.

    I'm pretty sure that's older than any namby-pamby TFC map that may bear a similar name to it.

    (Oh, yeah, the new stuff's uploaded and running.)

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  • JediNightJediNight Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Anyone know if they are working on an official version of Rock2 from TF1? I'm kinda disappointed that cp_well is nothing like the original well6 from TF1 either =\

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    artoo wrote: »

    That belongs in the steam/source thread or some HL2 thread, not in tuftoo.

    Also, hudda hudda huh!

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  • artooartoo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    darunia106 wrote: »


    That belongs in the steam/source thread or some HL2 thread, not in tuftoo.

    Also, hudda hudda huh!

    Well I usually consider this thread the place for general valve related talk, but good point.

    artoo on
  • HitsuraptorHitsuraptor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    JediNight wrote: »
    Anyone know if they are working on an official version of Rock2 from TF1? I'm kinda disappointed that cp_well is nothing like the original well6 from TF1 either =\

    There's a version of Rock2 from TFC (never played QWTF, so not sure if it's different) on fpsbanana but some of the options are a bit weird plus I'm not sure how it works without detpacks

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  • mynameisguidomynameisguido Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think that was the least fun game I've ever played. I know I'm not very good but getting shredded like that....man.

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  • jonxpjonxp [E] PC Security Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Eric_Res wrote: »
    Musan wrote: »
    Just wanted to post to say it was cool meeting everyone at PAX, JonXP, Deadlysherpa, and Skarsol. We had a really nice moment while you guys were playing the Order of the Schtick board game in the Sheraton lounge. I don't know if guys noticed, but I had a cold during the whole convention, so if you guys got sick, you know who to blame. And if you see I guy wearing a facemask in the PAX line in one of the DVD interviews, that's probably me.

    I tried to find Jon at PAX but I couldn't find him anywhere. I was devastated.

    I was one of the four people wearing the headcrab hats. We got a picture with Wil Wheaton, it was rather bitchin'.

    I was looking for you too, man. Sorry! I knew I had one more pin to give out.

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  • JediNightJediNight Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    JediNight wrote: »
    Anyone know if they are working on an official version of Rock2 from TF1? I'm kinda disappointed that cp_well is nothing like the original well6 from TF1 either =\

    There's a version of Rock2 from TFC (never played QWTF, so not sure if it's different) on fpsbanana but some of the options are a bit weird plus I'm not sure how it works without detpacks

    The original as far as I remember just had the gas release, I don't remember any detpack stuff. But I will admit that was a loooong time ago, so my memory is kind of foggy on the exact win conditions.

    There was another map from TF1 that I really liked, but can't remember the name of anymore. It was 2 bases separated by a lake (no bridge) -- remember having to always watch out for people tossing electric charges into the water lol...

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    JediNight wrote: »
    JediNight wrote: »
    Anyone know if they are working on an official version of Rock2 from TF1? I'm kinda disappointed that cp_well is nothing like the original well6 from TF1 either =\

    There's a version of Rock2 from TFC (never played QWTF, so not sure if it's different) on fpsbanana but some of the options are a bit weird plus I'm not sure how it works without detpacks

    The original as far as I remember just had the gas release, I don't remember any detpack stuff. But I will admit that was a loooong time ago, so my memory is kind of foggy on the exact win conditions.

    There was another map from TF1 that I really liked, but can't remember the name of anymore. It was 2 bases separated by a lake (no bridge) -- remember having to always watch out for people tossing electric charges into the water lol...

    Isn't that the one where you go to the enemy's base, steal the key, and then activate something to gas everyone in their base? Except the people who get the suits to protect themselves from the deadly gas?

    Or is there another one?

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited September 2008

    Isn't that the one where you go to the enemy's base, steal the key, and then activate something to gas everyone in their base? Except the people who get the suits to protect themselves from the deadly gas?

    Or is there another one?

    That's definitely rock2.

    The "lake" one sounds damn familiar, can't place the name either.

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  • BrokenTripodBrokenTripod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh, crap, I somehow missed half of JediNight's post.

    I was thinking of TFC, and that's the map. I was thinking of remaking it for TF2 at some point, then decided not to because there was a chance it would be like 2fort and be a turtle match.

    I'm still sad 2fort isn't as enjoyable as it is/was on TFC. At least, not for me

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  • Eric_ResEric_Res Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    jonxp wrote: »
    Eric_Res wrote: »
    Musan wrote: »
    Just wanted to post to say it was cool meeting everyone at PAX, JonXP, Deadlysherpa, and Skarsol. We had a really nice moment while you guys were playing the Order of the Schtick board game in the Sheraton lounge. I don't know if guys noticed, but I had a cold during the whole convention, so if you guys got sick, you know who to blame. And if you see I guy wearing a facemask in the PAX line in one of the DVD interviews, that's probably me.

    I tried to find Jon at PAX but I couldn't find him anywhere. I was devastated.

    I was one of the four people wearing the headcrab hats. We got a picture with Wil Wheaton, it was rather bitchin'.

    I was looking for you too, man. Sorry! I knew I had one more pin to give out.

    PAX had over 55,000 people, it happens.

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  • IceyIcey Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Several pages back people were talking about good medics and I just wanted to chime in and mention Morninglord, Roland, and Musan as great medics that I love having on my team. I do, however, worry about Musan's blood pressure and the significant negative effect he has on my self-esteem. "Icy...Kill him...kill him...OH. MY. GOD."

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