No, you can't. It'd be a nightmare of database maintenance to have account and all the way it and its posts are integrated into the various forum functions just taken out. Why would you even want to? You don't pay for it, it causes no problems or difficulties just leaving the account dormant and never coming back here again.
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Except for this one, of course.
No, but a funny read if you read the rest of that thread before that point.
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Under a different username too. It would've been beautiful.
hahahaha what a colossal faggot
I really wish he would come back
I don't know if I like alphamonkey anymore, need moar Tube