Probably not cos the card looks like it's made by some wannabe artist with a bad case of hemorrhoids. And facial hair. The guy certainly has some sort of lip ferret on his face.
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Rule: If the Cardmaster is otherwise detained, and does not deal you a card on your turn, you may elect to skip drawing to play a blank card from your hand. This is your play for the round.
Example: It's your turn, and I have not dealt you a card because I was killing a bear, you may play a blank card from your hand. However, you will lose the ability to draw a card this turn. This also alters the 12hour cardpost rule, as you now have 12 hours from when the last card was posted, not from when I say "PLAYER X DRAWS." This of course starts after this card post.
Also, Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut draws.
Time is up, so i use the blank rule. I place the following on the table (made with the blank rule), even though it won't have any effect for now. You may yet have to live with King Sander the Pantsless in the future!
Sorry, Cardmaster. I saw Sander go, and totally forgot that I was supposed to get a draw. I will obey your cardly reign going forward.
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HEY LOOK A FUCKING UPDATE! PART I Read me, why don't you?
Baron Geddon is summoned by the Cardmaster and changes Rucdoc into The Bomb.
Space Man Spiff discovers the planet Sigma 612, and promptly congratulates himself with 3 not-so-scathing insults. And claims to have a moustache.
Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut, nullifies the next card played.
RucDoc explodes, doing damage to all players in the following fashion:
The first card is ignored due to Waste Basket, and his blank cards are discarded with no effects. Additionally, Rucdoc is fuckin' dead, has no hand, cannot be targeted specifically and will not be playing anymore.
Now, to determine the Myth Status of all players, I flipped a coin for eveyone.
Confirmed (+50 points, metal plaque)
DeepQantas, Space Man Spoof!
SanderJK
Conditional Axe
Busted (+50 points, due to Lucky Lucky Lucky)
TheOtherHorseman
RorusRaz, Crazy Old Coot
BucketMan, Keeper of the Golden Walnut
Mukaikubo, Bringer of the Tongue
RucDoc
Now, here's where all hell broke loose:
SanderJK fired a card prematurely, as the 12 hour limit for Rucdoc expired, but not Mukaikubo's.
It is my ruling that the cards played will remain played, however, they are played in the correct turn order. Hence, Mukaikubo rescues absolutely no one from Canada, for they enjoy their snow and maple syrup and refuse to join him.
SanderJK assumes the throne, briefly, lol of the King of No Pants.
Conditional Axe counters by sending that card (King of No Pants), Phenomenon, Why You #($&%^*(, Sigma 612, Smaaaaash, Castling, Lucky Lucky Luck and Counting Curse to the Great White North, nullifying their constant effects.
New Rule: All players will draw their turn card at the beginning of the round. This negates the play a blank card rule if I fail to deal you a card.
Play will continue when I get home to draw cards for everyone. And to answer the question, that'll be sometime tonight.
Also, there's a new player joining.
Scores
TheOtherHorseman - -4803 points, Cockthristy
RorusRaz, Crazy Old Coot - -10066 points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
DeepQantas, Space Man Spoof - -3947 Points, CockthristyCONFRIMED
Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut - -20312 points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
Mukaikubo, Bringer of the Tongue - -10006 Points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
SanderJK - 300 Points, CONFRIMED
Conditional Axe - 800 points, CONFRIMED
Fuckin' Dead
RucDoc, The Narcoleptic Weasel - 300, DOUBLE Cockthristy
Truely didn't realize i went before my turn, oopsie.
Anyway, i assume that the King of no Pants (card) is also sent to the Great White North. (Which must be a bummer, without pants the chances of Tiny Wang Syndrome increase a lot in the snow). However, I did not end up in the north with it, so it must be assumed that somehow, perhaps with the use of a pants-related decree and some clever lawyering, someone else is made king over there. I guess it might be a moose or something, since they don't tend to wear pants anyway.
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edited September 2006
Update Part II:
Drawn cards are going out, the turn order is at the end of this post. Also, notice new victim Thor Got.
Scores And Turn Order
HIS TURN
>TheOtherHorseman - -4803 points, Cockthristy (SKIPPED, Fun Killing Communist)RorusRaz, Crazy Old Coot - -10066 points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
DeepQantas, Space Man Spoof - -3947 Points, CockthristyCONFRIMED
Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut - -20312 points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
Mukaikubo, Bringer of the Tongue - -10006 Points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
SanderJK - 300 Points, CONFRIMED
Conditional Axe - 800 points, CONFRIMED
Thor Got - 0 points
Fuckin' Dead
RucDoc, The Narcoleptic Weasel - 300, DOUBLE Cockthristy
There are some Cards in the Library. I gave up tracking it.
1. Cards in play sent to the North. Nothing is said about them being out of play, they're just enjoying snow now.
2. A new card brings cards back from the north, but with opposite affect. So, for Counting Curse... you must now use anti-haikus and gain 100 points for those. Or lose 100 points for anti-haikus?
1. Cards in play sent to the North. Nothing is said about them being out of play, they're just enjoying snow now.
2. A new card brings cards back from the north, but with opposite affect. So, for Counting Curse... you must now use anti-haikus and gain 100 points for those. Or lose 100 points for anti-haikus?
What's an anti-haiku?
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
1. Cards in play sent to the North. Nothing is said about them being out of play, they're just enjoying snow now.
2. A new card brings cards back from the north, but with opposite affect. So, for Counting Curse... you must now use anti-haikus and gain 100 points for those. Or lose 100 points for anti-haikus?
What's an anti-haiku?
Either the exact opposite...so perhaps the syllables done backwards. Or the evil alternate universe version. Which means it'd have to have a goatee, so it fits in well with that 'The Main Man' card.
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1. Cards in play sent to the North. Nothing is said about them being out of play, they're just enjoying snow now.
2. A new card brings cards back from the north, but with opposite affect. So, for Counting Curse... you must now use anti-haikus and gain 100 points for those. Or lose 100 points for anti-haikus?
What's an anti-haiku?
Either the exact opposite...so perhaps the syllables done backwards. Or the evil alternate universe version. Which means it'd have to have a goatee, so it fits in well with that 'The Main Man' card.
5-7-5 backwards is still 5-7-5. They're like palindromes, but with words.
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
Why You #($&%^*(, Sigma 612, Lucky Lucky Luck and Counting Curse
- I must flatter myself each card post and lose one point each time
- Units on the planet will cost you 300 points
- Lucky Lucky Luck reversed means... all points gains are point losses!
- Every pun (opposite of haiku, or was it palindrome?) posted costs Horseman 100 points (either just reversed or gains-to-losses)
You know what a ninja would say if confronted with a mess like this?
"Enough with the pegleg jokes!"
Mm-hihihi, I'm so smart coming up with grade A humour like this...
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Conditional Axe counters by sending that card (King of No Pants), Phenomenon, Why You #($&%^*(, Sigma 612, Smaaaaash, Castling, Lucky Lucky Luck and Counting Curse to the Great White North, nullifying their constant effects.
Any card played on a person or the table as a whole with a reoccuring effect is left on the table. Hence if something moves their location from the table to say, Canada, they are no longer affecting people at the table.
1. Cards in play sent to the North. Nothing is said about them being out of play, they're just enjoying snow now.
2. A new card brings cards back from the north, but with opposite affect. So, for Counting Curse... you must now use anti-haikus and gain 100 points for those. Or lose 100 points for anti-haikus?
The out of order cards were rearranged to the correct turn order, meaning an attempt to rescue cards from Canada happened prior to there being cards in Canada.
DeepQantas/Space Man Spoof!, you don't have to do any of those things.
Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut has until 12:05PM MST to card post.
READ THE UPDATE ON PAGE 4 PEOPLE. I WRITE SUMMARIES FOR YOUR CONVIENCE.
In fact to help you, from now on all Cardmaster Updates will have a HUGE LIME TITLE LIKE THUS at the beginning. Rule clarifications will generally be a block of text.
I can do better then that Qantas, i've arranged for it to be faxed to the studio. It's an important discovery, and who knows what it will do for you and me in the future. I for one can live with costs of such valuable research as this.
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edited September 2006
TOP NEWS STORY, ROUND FOUR OVER, UPDATED WITHIN And now, with more indepth analysis of the lastest tradegy, we turn to Senior Catastrophe Corespondent, Evil Badman.
Good evening, despite repeated urging otherwise, TheOtherHorseman played a card to no effect. Police reports speculate he may just be padding the graveyard.
In other news, local celebrity Space Man Spoof was seen polling the masses on Ninjas and Pirates. Caught on film weighing in were Bucketman (Keeper of the Golden Walnut), SanderJK and Conditional Axe.
Mukaikubo, Bringer of the Tongue, on the traffic reported mass quantities of Ham tying up the interstate, causing a minor 3 point discomfort to everyone.
In an Action News special report, SanderJK discovered the interwebs, am I saying that right, Steve? Interwebs? Ok, the interwebs were not a truck. The research came at the cost of the general populace to the tune of 20 points.
Conditional Axe is on card drawing vacation, and should return after a 2 card stay in the OnTopics.
I have been handed an important announcement, Rorus Raz will be removed from the game next turn unless he plays a card. Authorities urge me to alleviate the public by informing them that he will not explode like that other guy, his cards will be reshuffled into the deck and play will continue as if he never existed past turn 1.
Finally, we go to special in studio guest, Thor Got.
It appears we're having technical difficulties and cannot speak with Mr. Got this evening. Stay tuned for "Whose Turn is it Anyways?" and a very special "Everyone Hates Rorus Raz."
Scores And Turn Order
HIS TURN
>TheOtherHorseman - -4826 points, Cockthristy (SKIPPED, Fun Killing Communist)RorusRaz, Crazy Old Coot - -10089 points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
DeepQantas, Space Man Spoof - -3170 Points, CockthristyCONFIRMEDDead Inside
Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut - -19535 points, DOUBLE CockthristyDead Inside
Mukaikubo, Bringer of the Tongue - -10029 Points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
SanderJK - 1097 Points, CONFIRMEDDead Inside
Conditional Axe - 1647 points, CONFIRMEDDead Inside
Thor Got - -23 points
Fuckin' Dead
RucDoc, The Narcoleptic Weasel - DOUBLE Cockthristy
There are some Cards in the Library. I gave up tracking it.
Finally, we go to special in studio guest, Thor Got.
It appears we're having technical difficulties and cannot speak with Mr. Got this evening. Stay tuned for "Whose Turn is it Anyways?" and a very special "Everyone Hates Rorus Raz."
This is Thor got, reporting from the eye of the storm. The ninja and pirate "dance with death" has begun, but it is too early to claim a winner or loser in this most ancient of battles. Back to you - what do you mean technical difficulties. Do you mean to say that they didn't get any of that? Well, god damn those *strokes 4-month-grown mustache* tube-truck hackers.
Say Badman, i've been noticing on your stylish graphs that some people have a CONFRIMED status, but i'm not completely sure what that entails, and i'm sure more then a few viewers share my confusion. Care to enlighten us?
((Is it a spelling error am i missing a joke?))
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Finally, we go to special in studio guest, Thor Got.
It appears we're having technical difficulties and cannot speak with Mr. Got this evening. Stay tuned for "Whose Turn is it Anyways?" and a very special "Everyone Hates Rorus Raz."
This is Thor got, reporting from the eye of the storm. The ninja and pirate "dance with death" has begun, but it is too early to claim a winner or loser in this most ancient of battles. Back to you - what do you mean technical difficulties. Do you mean to say that they didn't get any of that? Well, god damn those *strokes 4-month-grown mustache* tube-truck hackers.
I'm not sure we caught all of that report...
[You didn't play a card on your turn, is why that was said.]
Say Badman, i've been noticing on your stylish graphs that some people have a CONFRIMED status, but i'm not completely sure what that entails, and i'm sure more then a few viewers share my confusion. Care to enlighten us?
Posts
POST IF YOU HAVE FACIAL HAIR
Probably not cos the card looks like it's made by some wannabe artist with a bad case of hemorrhoids. And facial hair. The guy certainly has some sort of lip ferret on his face.
Example: It's your turn, and I have not dealt you a card because I was killing a bear, you may play a blank card from your hand. However, you will lose the ability to draw a card this turn. This also alters the 12hour cardpost rule, as you now have 12 hours from when the last card was posted, not from when I say "PLAYER X DRAWS." This of course starts after this card post.
Also, Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut draws.
Huh! Gragh! Slash! VOLCANO!
King of No Pants? Or Pants of No King?!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
PLAY SUSPENED UNTIL I FIGURE THIS OUT.
I'm driving into Albuquerque, and will figure this out in 2 hours.
Read me, why don't you?
Baron Geddon is summoned by the Cardmaster and changes Rucdoc into The Bomb.
Space Man Spiff discovers the planet Sigma 612, and promptly congratulates himself with 3 not-so-scathing insults. And claims to have a moustache.
Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut, nullifies the next card played.
RucDoc explodes, doing damage to all players in the following fashion:
The first card is ignored due to Waste Basket, and his blank cards are discarded with no effects. Additionally, Rucdoc is fuckin' dead, has no hand, cannot be targeted specifically and will not be playing anymore.
Now, to determine the Myth Status of all players, I flipped a coin for eveyone.
Confirmed (+50 points, metal plaque)
DeepQantas, Space Man Spoof!
SanderJK
Conditional Axe
Busted (+50 points, due to Lucky Lucky Lucky)
TheOtherHorseman
RorusRaz, Crazy Old Coot
BucketMan, Keeper of the Golden Walnut
Mukaikubo, Bringer of the Tongue
RucDoc
Now, here's where all hell broke loose:
SanderJK fired a card prematurely, as the 12 hour limit for Rucdoc expired, but not Mukaikubo's.
It is my ruling that the cards played will remain played, however, they are played in the correct turn order. Hence, Mukaikubo rescues absolutely no one from Canada, for they enjoy their snow and maple syrup and refuse to join him.
SanderJK assumes the throne, briefly, lol of the King of No Pants.
Conditional Axe counters by sending that card (King of No Pants), Phenomenon, Why You #($&%^*(, Sigma 612, Smaaaaash, Castling, Lucky Lucky Luck and Counting Curse to the Great White North, nullifying their constant effects.
New Rule: All players will draw their turn card at the beginning of the round. This negates the play a blank card rule if I fail to deal you a card.
Play will continue when I get home to draw cards for everyone. And to answer the question, that'll be sometime tonight.
Also, there's a new player joining.
Scores
TheOtherHorseman - -4803 points, Cockthristy
RorusRaz, Crazy Old Coot - -10066 points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
DeepQantas, Space Man Spoof - -3947 Points, Cockthristy CONFRIMED
Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut - -20312 points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
Mukaikubo, Bringer of the Tongue - -10006 Points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
SanderJK - 300 Points, CONFRIMED
Conditional Axe - 800 points, CONFRIMED
Fuckin' Dead
RucDoc, The Narcoleptic Weasel - 300, DOUBLE Cockthristy
There are 56 Cards in the Library.
Anyway, i assume that the King of no Pants (card) is also sent to the Great White North. (Which must be a bummer, without pants the chances of Tiny Wang Syndrome increase a lot in the snow). However, I did not end up in the north with it, so it must be assumed that somehow, perhaps with the use of a pants-related decree and some clever lawyering, someone else is made king over there. I guess it might be a moose or something, since they don't tend to wear pants anyway.
Drawn cards are going out, the turn order is at the end of this post. Also, notice new victim Thor Got.
Scores And Turn Order
HIS TURN
>TheOtherHorseman - -4803 points, Cockthristy
(SKIPPED, Fun Killing Communist)RorusRaz, Crazy Old Coot - -10066 points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
DeepQantas, Space Man Spoof - -3947 Points, Cockthristy CONFRIMED
Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut - -20312 points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
Mukaikubo, Bringer of the Tongue - -10006 Points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
SanderJK - 300 Points, CONFRIMED
Conditional Axe - 800 points, CONFRIMED
Thor Got - 0 points
Fuckin' Dead
RucDoc, The Narcoleptic Weasel - 300, DOUBLE Cockthristy
There are some Cards in the Library. I gave up tracking it.
Round Four Start
I present to you
A card which turns the tables
With an ox-like strength
What I'm doing with this:
I'm shifting the Counting Curse's negative affect from me to everyone who is not me:
NOW YOU MUST ALL WRITE HAIKU WITH YOUR CARDS! BWAHAHA!
Also, I'm shifting its positive affect (pointsformelol) from the despicably depicable Qantas to myself.
Events:
1. Cards in play sent to the North. Nothing is said about them being out of play, they're just enjoying snow now.
2. A new card brings cards back from the north, but with opposite affect. So, for Counting Curse... you must now use anti-haikus and gain 100 points for those. Or lose 100 points for anti-haikus?
Either the exact opposite...so perhaps the syllables done backwards. Or the evil alternate universe version. Which means it'd have to have a goatee, so it fits in well with that 'The Main Man' card.
Obviously.
Why You #($&%^*(, Sigma 612, Lucky Lucky Luck and Counting Curse
- I must flatter myself each card post and lose one point each time
- Units on the planet will cost you 300 points
- Lucky Lucky Luck reversed means... all points gains are point losses!
- Every pun (opposite of haiku, or was it palindrome?) posted costs Horseman 100 points (either just reversed or gains-to-losses)
You know what a ninja would say if confronted with a mess like this?
"Enough with the pegleg jokes!"
Mm-hihihi, I'm so smart coming up with grade A humour like this...
Any card played on a person or the table as a whole with a reoccuring effect is left on the table. Hence if something moves their location from the table to say, Canada, they are no longer affecting people at the table.
Also, I think you mean the word effect. But it doesn't matter since the "affect" you were going to move was nullified.
The out of order cards were rearranged to the correct turn order, meaning an attempt to rescue cards from Canada happened prior to there being cards in Canada.
DeepQantas/Space Man Spoof!, you don't have to do any of those things.
Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut has until 12:05PM MST to card post.
READ THE UPDATE ON PAGE 4 PEOPLE. I WRITE SUMMARIES FOR YOUR CONVIENCE.
In fact to help you, from now on all Cardmaster Updates will have a HUGE LIME TITLE LIKE THUS at the beginning. Rule clarifications will generally be a block of text.
Confused? Look for the BIG BLUE BALL.
This just in folks,
Ninja are attacking us,
Pirates must suck balls!
(I hope I did that right...)
Now whis this breaking news we go to Mukaikubo with traffic. Muka, whats in sotre for us on our commute today?
I have no damn idea
What is going on out here
Raining cards and dogs.
Now for breaking news
Ninjas have beaten Pirates
Details will follow
EDIT (This was obviously a blank card used on the fly)
We'll have more on their high-seas comeback tonight at 11.
But now, breaking news:
Draw.
Could you quickly paraphrase that document for us?
I can do better then that Qantas, i've arranged for it to be faxed to the studio. It's an important discovery, and who knows what it will do for you and me in the future. I for one can live with costs of such valuable research as this.
And now, with more indepth analysis of the lastest tradegy, we turn to Senior Catastrophe Corespondent, Evil Badman.
Good evening, despite repeated urging otherwise, TheOtherHorseman played a card to no effect. Police reports speculate he may just be padding the graveyard.
In other news, local celebrity Space Man Spoof was seen polling the masses on Ninjas and Pirates. Caught on film weighing in were Bucketman (Keeper of the Golden Walnut), SanderJK and Conditional Axe.
Mukaikubo, Bringer of the Tongue, on the traffic reported mass quantities of Ham tying up the interstate, causing a minor 3 point discomfort to everyone.
In an Action News special report, SanderJK discovered the interwebs, am I saying that right, Steve? Interwebs? Ok, the interwebs were not a truck. The research came at the cost of the general populace to the tune of 20 points.
Conditional Axe is on card drawing vacation, and should return after a 2 card stay in the OnTopics.
I have been handed an important announcement, Rorus Raz will be removed from the game next turn unless he plays a card. Authorities urge me to alleviate the public by informing them that he will not explode like that other guy, his cards will be reshuffled into the deck and play will continue as if he never existed past turn 1.
Finally, we go to special in studio guest, Thor Got.
It appears we're having technical difficulties and cannot speak with Mr. Got this evening. Stay tuned for "Whose Turn is it Anyways?" and a very special "Everyone Hates Rorus Raz."
Scores And Turn Order
HIS TURN
>TheOtherHorseman - -4826 points, Cockthristy
(SKIPPED, Fun Killing Communist)RorusRaz, Crazy Old Coot - -10089 points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
DeepQantas, Space Man Spoof - -3170 Points, Cockthristy CONFIRMED Dead Inside
Bucketman, Keeper of the Golden Walnut - -19535 points, DOUBLE CockthristyDead Inside
Mukaikubo, Bringer of the Tongue - -10029 Points, DOUBLE Cockthristy
SanderJK - 1097 Points, CONFIRMED Dead Inside
Conditional Axe - 1647 points, CONFIRMED Dead Inside
Thor Got - -23 points
Fuckin' Dead
RucDoc, The Narcoleptic Weasel - DOUBLE Cockthristy
There are some Cards in the Library. I gave up tracking it.
Round Five Start
((Is it a spelling error am i missing a joke?))
I'm not sure we caught all of that report...
[You didn't play a card on your turn, is why that was said.]